J.Tithonus Pednaud (Guest) on 08/11/2006 12:16 pm

Punk'ed

Darnin (Guest) on 08/11/2006 12:30 pm

Wow...I have to see that site.

Trash (Guest) on 08/11/2006 12:43 pm

It's not "Punk'ed" you idiot. It's Punk'd!
I know more about Punk'd than any man should. :(

Jeff The Ninja (Guest) on 08/11/2006 1:23 pm

So, by simple deduction and Stupidity, It would be safe to assume that

Roger Barr=Shirley Temple=Steven Colbert=Ashton Kutcher=The Same person.
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So, with that in mind, I can assume that as a Child You Sang and Danced into the hearts of all Americans as a little boy who looked like a Little Girl. Later in life, after spending 50 years in Suspended animation, you matured into Roger Barr. But not being able to make a living working on his website, Roger Barr took on several Alter Egos, with Shirley Temple no longer being cute, You became Ashton Kutcher who became an actor on a sitcom and A lot of shitty movies. While you remained in the spotlight, you were wishing for the opportunity to further your Conservative Ideals. So you created Steven Colbert who, like your Kutcher identity, Started in sitcoms (which explains why you like Strangers with candy so much, you starred in it). So, to keep kutcher from getting in the way of Colbert, you had Ashton kutcher get married to a Robot called xp30911 or Demi Morre as well as forced him to have his own shitty MTV show called "Punk'd".

It was set in motion, Ashton Kutcher would be Gradually wormed out of the Spotlight and Colbert Rammed in. all the While Posing as a Simple Webmaster with too much time on his hands. Well im on to you.
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P.S. If you spent any amount of time reading that, Im sorry.

Aks (Guest) on 08/11/2006 1:54 pm

So now would that be 4 people who have called you Ashton this year?

Steve (Guest) on 08/11/2006 3:43 pm

I've done this before. I ended up looking like both Leonard Nimoy and Michael Keaton.
I'm pretty sure it was the nose.

Anyway, I give you much credit for the Colbert eyebrow, and if you ever end up in NJ I'll buy you a pie to help you to forget that even a website called you Ashton Kutcher.

SunnyD (Guest) on 08/11/2006 5:18 pm

i guess i can see where the program would match you guys. ashton and you DO have the same type of head and chin. but shirley temple?!

Jason Kane (Guest) on 08/11/2006 5:25 pm

lol..i think you look more like colbert than ash.

Jason Kane (Guest) on 08/11/2006 5:26 pm

i tried it..but i forget who i got matched up as.

X (Guest) on 08/11/2006 6:15 pm

I can't seem to be able to get it to work. Oh well, I'ma keep on trying.

Jason (Guest) on 08/11/2006 6:49 pm

I got Christian Bale, Joe Rogan, and...Keira Knightley???

Darth Poop (Guest) on 08/11/2006 9:36 pm

Well RoG, obviously you're just too sexy for it to work properly.

Mastan (Guest) on 08/12/2006 3:20 am

Dude I think you look more like Agent Smith!

macrodeath (Guest) on 08/12/2006 7:32 am

Okay, this is how my family looks like:
(Scanned some photo's, i don't live with them anymore, thank good)

Me:
Tom Cruise 61%
Val Kilmer 55%
Che Guevara 53%
Mohandas gandhi 30%

My little brother got:

Ashton Kutcher 83% (Damnit!!!)

Little brother (younger) got:
Matt Damon 62%
Elton John 60%

My mother got:
Michael Moore 70% (Son of a bitch!!!)

My father:
Lauri Ylönen( Rasmus) 47%
Napoleon III 51%
Kenneth Branagh 51%

Arch-Enemy ,|,,| (Guest) on 08/12/2006 7:44 am

Owned o_o,|,,1

Lone Wolf (Guest) on 08/12/2006 7:20 pm

I tried it too, and got Ethan Hawke, Johnny Depp, Michael Bloomberg, and, oddly enough, Ralph Nader...

Ramon (Guest) on 08/12/2006 8:50 pm

I tried it and got John Travolta, Jennifer Conelly, Buzz Aldrin, and Anne Frank...

Tom (Guest) on 08/12/2006 9:05 pm

I put in my girlfriend and Ted turner came up.

I shouldn't show her... but it's so damn funny the pain it may cause may not outweigh the funniness...

Rusty (Guest) on 08/12/2006 10:02 pm

Aw crap, I got Mother Teresa. Maybe I should moisturise.

Ryan (Guest) on 08/13/2006 2:36 am

I got random Asian celebrities... but i'm not asian!!!

yeims (Guest) on 08/13/2006 7:40 am

I look alike in a 79% like asahara, the mastermind of Tokio subway Sarin gas mass murdering...

Also like Saddam Hussein in a 60% an 56% like castro!

Ninjawolf (Guest) on 08/13/2006 11:01 am

One problem with that Jeff: How could Rog and Stephen Colbert both be in the same shot in an episode of The Daily Show?

AngryHydralisk/Mohn-doh (Guest) on 08/13/2006 1:23 pm

Odd that my post somehow dissapeared. It was a good write since it involved the movie Dirty Ho.

-RoG- (Guest) on 08/13/2006 3:57 pm

Jeff The Ninja, that's one hell of a breakdown you worked out there, and I will neither confirm nor deny your conclusion.

Tom, yeah I tried a photo of Re on that site and she got some good matches, but one of her last ones was Aretha Franklin. Go figure.

Ninjawolf, tricks of the trade.

AngryHydralisk, that is weird. Hasn't happened to me before. I guess ctrl-c your posts before you submit them in the future to ensure that you don't lose 'em if something goes wrong.

Chris B. (Guest) on 08/13/2006 9:14 pm

I tried 3 different pictures, and got three totally different results.

The sad part: without facial hair, all of my top matches were female. Stupid MyHeritage...

syafiqjabar (Guest) on 08/13/2006 10:33 pm

I look like Kirk Hammet (Metallica) and Jimi Hendrix, how cool is that?! Also, strangely, Jerry Bruckheimer. Thing is none of these guys are fat. Must be lips and facial hair. A one-year-old me got Haley Joel Osment, Leo Dicaprio, and Drew Barrymore (all very young pictures)!!!! I was that cute (20 now)!!!!! And dude, you really do look a little like Ashton, live with it.

shannon (Guest) on 08/14/2006 3:11 am

this is the most fantastical awesomest thing i have ever seen and i thank you for sharing it.

Brad (Guest) on 08/14/2006 8:40 pm

Will someone please take a picture of their ass and post it on the site? I wanna see who'll show up.

Meat Sandwich (Guest) on 08/14/2006 9:25 pm

Unfortunately, the delicious loaf of banana nut bread I baked this morning did not yield any matches. However, my dog bears a striking resemblance to Henry Fonda. (don't ask me...)

Seto (Guest) on 08/14/2006 11:28 pm

fuck... Owen Wilson... and... Kutcher with 76%??? what the hell?

Aks (Guest) on 08/15/2006 12:50 am

My friend took a picture of his butt and he said myheritage said his butt looked like Joe Peshi.

lewis (Guest) on 08/20/2006 9:19 pm

I got Fidel Castro, Gerard Way and Ricky Martin.

Kill me now...

The Squatch (Guest) on 08/21/2006 5:46 pm

I scanned a picture of Mr. T and it gave me Robert DeNiro, Pete Doherty, and Napoleon. wtf

mattty (Guest) on 08/25/2006 8:39 am

I do NOT look like cortney love!

Jono (Guest) on 09/05/2006 1:18 am

I got Snoop Dogg. I am a 15 year old white boy.

Go figure.

Jack (Guest) on 04/30/2007 12:13 am

Jack

I Googled for something completely different, but found your page...and have to say thanks. nice read.