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Let the ground run red with the blood of Boy Scouts!

by -RoG- on 08/18/2006, 3:16 pm

Wanted to post a plug here real quick for my pals over at Stagknight who just unveiled their new flash game: Staggy The Boyscout Slayer 2. If you played the original version of the game and had fun hacking up the helpless boyscouts like I did, then you'll surely get a kick out of the sequel. In this version there's levels and you can buy weapons and health so your game will last must longer. Plus the most powerful weapon in the game is a laser sword (*cough*lightsaber*cough*) and man does it cut through those boy scouts like buttah.

For those of you that are really good at the game, you might get a chance to win their big contest in which you'll get to go on a dinner date with the leading lady, Jocelyn Osorio, and a private screening of the movie in London with the director, Simon Cathcart. But even if you don't give a shit about those prizes, still play the game cuz it's fun. And if you don't believe me, perhaps this will convince you:

STAGGY WANTS BLOOD. WILL YOU HELP HIM GET IT?

Farthest I've made it so far was level 12 with 800 kills. It gets pretty damned hard by that point, so if you have any strategies you'd like to share with me I'm all ears.

They've also redesigned their entire web site with an amusing interactive menu system in which you can throw a variety of weapons at silhouettes to access the different features. Be sure to check it out cuz there's all sorts o' new updates and photos from the movie. As you probably recall from some o' my prior posts, I-Mockery (and our chums from Newgrounds too!) will be making some web-browsing cameos in the movie. Hmm, I wonder if a web site can get a listing on IMDB. Can a web site get a big-time Hollywood agent? If so, I wonder if a web site can land a role in a huge blockbuster movie. What do you guys think? Would you rather see Samuel Jackson star in the sequel to Snakes on a Plane, or would you prefer to see a completely inanimate screenshot of this web site fighting the snakes instead? I know, I know... it's a tough call.

Oh and one last reminder, keep on sending in those RAINBOW PUKES! You'll be glad you did! The ones that I received via email so far have been fantastic and I can't wait to show 'em to you all.

7 comments

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Aks (Guest) on 08/18/2006 6:15 pm

I dunno how to host it on a webpage. Poor Rainbow goes to waste :(



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-RoG- (Guest) on 08/18/2006 6:21 pm

You don't have to host it on a webpage, read what I said in the blog post. EMAIL it to me. :P



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Brad (Guest) on 08/18/2006 6:43 pm

Whoah shit son! The sequel for that came out?!?!?!!? Thank's for giving me something to do this evening.



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WatcherPrime (Guest) on 08/19/2006 12:12 am

Rog, I have some info if you want for the game.

From the animation and range of the weapons, it seems that the Chainsaw and Elven sword are good for sending hordes of scouts into a mass grave from ground level. For an aerial bite, use the Axe or the Lawn mower, on large groups preferably as you decend. The sword, Orcish sword and 'lightsaber' are all around decent weapons, as you can juggle between hopping and plowing when fighting.



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Aks (Guest) on 08/19/2006 12:50 am

w00t. I made a picture. SCAN AND SEND TOMORROW! YAY!!!



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-RoG- (Guest) on 08/19/2006 8:22 pm

Brad, yeah it's a lot better than the first game. Of course, I suck at changing weapons and always end up dying around levels 10-12.

WatcherPrime, thanks for the tips. I'll try using them, but as I already stated, switching to the correct weapon seems to not be one o' my strong points with the game haha.

Aks, received your RainbowPuke pic in email. Thanks!



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WatcherPrime (Guest) on 08/21/2006 1:48 pm

The gerenal idea is to set up a play style, not exactly hopping between weapons. If you like dodgeing them, hopping and cracking their skulls open is doable. If you feel that the last man standing is the winner, the longer reach swords work well, as serveral weapons to reach though the boy scouts.

So hop around like a crack rabbit or charge into them, I'm just letting you know the weapons with the most bite in those sytles.



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