Joe Red (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:03 pm

Will this movie be a total letdown?

It seems like your type of movie, either way.

Chris (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:12 pm

As any top scientist will tell you, if you drop food on the floor, then pick it up within 5 seconds it is safe to eat because dirt takes 5 seconds to climb onto the food.
But what happens if I drop it again? does my 5 seconds start over or continue where it left off the first time?

Noah (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:34 pm

Will I ever be happy?

Nova (Guest) on 01/17/2007 5:40 pm

will i ever a crazy-ass billionare?

Jeff (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:03 pm

Will I ever get that sweet exclusive contract at Marvel comics and rub shoulders with Ed Brubaker and Brian Bendis?

Daniel (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:38 pm

Should i stalk Will Ferrell and his swedish wife this summer to get his autograph?

El Guano (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:39 pm

Will the world ever become infested with Zombies?

Steele (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:40 pm

Will I get my superpowers this year?

captain crayzeee (Guest) on 01/17/2007 6:52 pm

will we ever know the "secret" of what's in the secret sauce?

ColdFusion (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:13 pm

Will Wil Wheaton Will Wilt Chamberlain's Willy to William Hung? Will he?

The Squatch (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:17 pm

Is there a worse idea to cash in on valentines day then a magic 8 ball that gives date advice

Richard (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:28 pm

I know this is gonna sound stupid, but... " Will Richard Victor Metallica Valentine (me) be recieving a Nintendo Wii for his birthday?

JohnEnigma (Guest) on 01/17/2007 7:35 pm

Will the denizens of this planet ever stop relying on quick, vauge, pointless answers from what they read or hear in a paper/internet/book/inanimate object and accept the fact that whatever comes is just waiting for the proper trigger to activate?

Gus (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:07 pm

will i ever find a way to become a doctor?

Jabo (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:17 pm

Will Kirsty and I ever get back together? (coz as silly as it sounds, i know she's "the one")

Jesse B (Guest) on 01/17/2007 8:21 pm

Will I ever gain all the Wrestling Figures and stuff I need to make my online wrestling fed that will make me money?

KGB (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:25 pm

Am I a nusty babe-mugnet fucker-dude that shits freakin' money that everyone refers to as 'Jesus Christ Reincarnated'?
The question had bothered me for long.

Aks (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:34 pm

Does Jesus love me? :(

Luigi-Master (Guest) on 01/17/2007 9:47 pm

For some reason, I knew you were gonna say something like that, -RoG-. I've guessed other many, silly things and got them right. So here's my question:

Am I a psychic?

Thank you

General Zod (Guest) on 01/17/2007 10:07 pm

How dare you pitiful humans abandon your kneeling to gaze at this pitiful "Magic 8 Ball"! You shall resume kneeling now or your genitals will become the new centerpiece in my palace of DOOM!!!!

Sean (Guest) on 01/17/2007 11:53 pm

Will a giant dog crush Argentina?

Captain PirateFace (Guest) on 01/18/2007 2:26 am

Will George Lucas get off his fat ass and ever do anything else "cool" again with either the "Star Wars" franchise or some crazy indi flick like THX-1138?

-RoG- (Guest) on 01/18/2007 2:51 am

The following answers to your first batch of questions come DIRECTLY from the Magic Date Ball. Do not question the authenticity of these answers, for if you do, it will most certainly lead to your grisly demise.

"Will this movie be a total letdown?"
Joe Red, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No Way! It has killer sheep!"

"But what happens if I drop it again? does my 5 seconds start over or continue where it left off the first time?"
Chris, the Magic Date Ball responds: "You clearly don't know what "Ask me any “yes” or “no” question" means and therefore you should be put to sleep to end the misery and famine that you bring with you wherever you travel."

"Will I ever be happy?"
Noah, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but everybody else will be sadder than you."

"will i ever a crazy-ass billionare?"
Nova, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, you'll just be a crazy ass."

"Will I ever get that sweet exclusive contract at Marvel comics and rub shoulders with Ed Brubaker and Brian Bendis?"
Jeff, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but to get that contract you'll have to rub more than just 'shoulders' with those two guys, if you catch my drift."

"Should i stalk Will Ferrell and his swedish wife this summer to get his autograph?"
Daniel, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Absolutely. What better way to lead one's life than to walk the earth with the intention of collecting signatures of celebrities in a futile attempt to make yourself feel less empty inside."

"Will the world ever become infested with Zombies?"
El Guano, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but your loins will."

"Will I get my superpowers this year?"
Steele, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but the superpowers will unfortunately be the power to ask stupid questions to a pink ball covered in glitter."

"will we ever know the “secret” of what’s in the secret sauce?"
captain crayzeee, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes. The secret ingredient is the remains of your first pet."

"Will Wil Wheaton Will Wilt Chamberlain’s Willy to William Hung? Will he?"
ColdFusion, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Alliteration is for communists."

"Is there a worse idea to cash in on valentines day then a magic 8 ball that gives date advice?"
The Squatch, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes. A worse idea is to ask the Date Ball a question, therefore validating the companies who try to cash in on Valentine's Day."

"I know this is gonna sound stupid, but… ” Will Richard Victor Metallica Valentine (me) be recieving a Nintendo Wii for his birthday?"
Richard, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, because you have 'Metallica' in your name and will be killed by true metalheads long before you reach your next birthday."

"Will the denizens of this planet ever stop relying on quick, vauge, pointless answers from what they read or hear in a paper/internet/book/inanimate object and accept the fact that whatever comes is just waiting for the proper trigger to activate?"
JohnEnigma, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, because the joke's on you. The answers to the mysteries of the world DO reside within inanimate objects like me. We just choose not to give said answers to you humans."

"will i ever find a way to become a doctor?"
Gus, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but it won't be legal. Then again, your medical practice will be located in Tijuana, so legalities won't matter much anyway."

"Will Kirsty and I ever get back together? (coz as silly as it sounds, i know she’s “the one”)"
Jabo, the Magic Date Ball responds: "You will. But the big surprise of it all? After you two get married and try to consumate the marriage, you'll soon discover that your 'she' is a 'he'. But hey, love is blind."

"Will I ever gain all the Wrestling Figures and stuff I need to make my online wrestling fed that will make me money?"
Jesse B, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, you will gain the figures, but then much to your shock, they will sue you for every penny you have, sending you into a crippling depression that you'll never escape from. Now that's what I call a 'Smackdown'!"

"Am I a nusty babe-mugnet fucker-dude that shits freakin’ money that everyone refers to as ‘Jesus Christ Reincarnated’?"
KGB, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, you're the crusty butt-nugget schmuck-kid that shits freakin' corndogs that everyone refers to as 'The Corndog-Shitting Kid That Nobody Likes'."

"Does Jesus love me? :("
Aks, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but the Easter Bunny does. Hey, the bunny is just as real as Jesus, so keep your chin held high there, sport."

"Am I a psychic?"
Luigi-Master, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Does 'psychic' mean the same thing as 'dyslexic'? If so, then yes, you're psychic. If not, then no, you're not psychic."

"Will a giant dog crush Argentina?"
Sean, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but Argentina will crush a tiny dog, followed by your testes."

"Will George Lucas get off his fat ass and ever do anything else “cool” again with either the “Star Wars” franchise or some crazy indi flick like THX-1138?"
Captain PirateFace, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Will Star Wars fans ever stop obsessing over the movies and George Lucas' career and move on with their lives? The answer to both that and your question is NO."

Angryhydralisk (Guest) on 01/18/2007 10:05 am

Will I spawn more overlords?

Colin S (Guest) on 01/18/2007 11:51 am

Will I get my giant robot soon?

Kristi (Guest) on 01/18/2007 12:16 pm

Will I one day take over I-Mockery and use it's staff to serve me in my evil fortress of supreme doom with RoG acting as my footrest and Protoclown feeding me grapes?

i-mock-you- (Guest) on 01/18/2007 12:45 pm

Will the world ever stop being run by oil companies and lying politicians?

teknotheef (Guest) on 01/18/2007 2:49 pm

Will I ever get the Wiimote removed from my spleen after the horrible wrist-strap breakage incident?

Soude (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:08 pm

Is my power level over NINE THOUUSSANNNDDDD?

Genome Soldier (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:15 pm

What was that noise? WHO'S FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE!?

Please help me :( (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:19 pm

Will I ever get rid of this yeast infection?

Pusimjau (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:27 pm

Will the global warming ever stop and get back to the temperature it was before?

-RoG- (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:33 pm

The following answers to your second batch of questions come DIRECTLY from the Magic Date Ball. Do not question the authenticity of these answers, for if you do, it will most certainly lead to your grisly demise.

"Will I spawn more overlords?"
Angryhydralisk, the Magic Date Ball responds: "How about you stop playing a 10-year-old game like Starcraft and try to spawn yourself a date with a real woman instead."

"Will I get my giant robot soon?"
Colin S, the Magic Date Ball responds: "You sure will, and you'll regret it too as soon as the robot discovers that humans are tastier than batteries."

"Will I one day take over I-Mockery and use it’s staff to serve me in my evil fortress of supreme doom with RoG acting as my footrest and Protoclown feeding me grapes?"
Kristi, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but you will get an assembly line job at a footrest factory. Unfortunately, your salary won't afford you luxuries such as grapes."

"Will the world ever stop being run by oil companies and lying politicians?"
i-mock-you-, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, they will stop running the world one day. Interestingly enough, the apocalypse will happen on that very same day."

"Will I ever get the Wiimote removed from my spleen after the horrible wrist-strap breakage incident?"
teknotheef , the Magic Date Ball responds: "It will be removed, but months later, you'll ask your doctor to put it back in there because Wiimotes embedded in your torso will become the biggest new fad since tattoos and body piercings."

"Is my power level over NINE THOUUSSANNNDDDD?"
Soude, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, but your nerd level is far beyond that."

"What was that noise? WHO’S FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE!?"
Genome Soldier, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Since you don't know how to ask a 'yes or no' question, I'll hope that noise was the axe-murderer who broke into your house and the footprints will lead your face directly to his big axe."

"Will I ever get rid of this yeast infection?"
Please help me :(, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, just sell it to the local bakery."

"Will the global warming ever stop and get back to the temperature it was before?"
Pusimjau, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, so you humans had better hurry the hell up and evolve or else you're fucked."

Jonathan (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:43 pm

Will someone attempt to swallow a Magic Date Ball to win a contest? If so, will they win the contest?

Lucas (Guest) on 01/18/2007 3:51 pm

Does the magic date ball ever lie?

deadpixels (Guest) on 01/18/2007 4:15 pm

Will World of Warcraft ever cease to be popular?

Jag (Guest) on 01/18/2007 5:33 pm

Will I ever be able to kamehameha? :C

Evan (Guest) on 01/18/2007 5:39 pm

Is GreyFox > RoG ?

Akumakaze (Guest) on 01/18/2007 7:00 pm

will stupidity ever cease to exist?

Azrael (Guest) on 01/18/2007 11:10 pm

Does Jasmine know about that thing I did with her sister last week?

Blodigar (Guest) on 01/19/2007 1:15 am

Will I ever play Castlevania portrait of ruin online with a partner who is not an antsy blood-fart that keeps running into the line of fire getting himself killed?

ShinRasputin (Guest) on 01/19/2007 3:35 am

Will I be able to get to bed at a reasonable time and stop being a pseudo-vampire?

TEALV8 (Guest) on 01/19/2007 9:15 am

WILL DALE LEAVE HIS WIFE FOR ME?

Richard (Guest) on 01/19/2007 9:41 am

Thats not nice :( but to be honest, I hate Metallica with a passion, but my stupid crazy mom put that in my name... just because I was born on the same day that one of there tours started on, so yeah! I hate Metallica because they are nazi bastards, and as you said, hitler is there new bassist.

JohnEnigma (Guest) on 01/19/2007 1:06 pm

Our condolences, Richard, but just roll w/ it. It's for entertainment purposes, after all.

Does -RoG- ever take off his Pickle Hat of Power for more than a few moments a day?

Lone Wolf (Guest) on 01/19/2007 2:33 pm

Is it WWE Spring Cleaning time already?!

Renee (Guest) on 01/19/2007 3:55 pm

can u ask the magic 8 ball if there will be a freddy vs jason sequel?

Gus (Guest) on 01/19/2007 5:11 pm

sweet, tijuana doctor. yo, -RoG-, if you ever come to tijuana and need medical care, i'll be there

SAmmy (Guest) on 01/19/2007 5:26 pm

Will the first time I get some action, will it be a girl with some Aids or HIVs? Or will it be the best sex ever!?

Jesse B (Guest) on 01/19/2007 7:15 pm

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/bambampasses

R.I.P Bam Bam

barakku (Guest) on 01/19/2007 8:07 pm

Does this look infected to you?

Andrew (Guest) on 01/19/2007 9:15 pm

Will George Bush ever stop saying "nukular"?

MK (Guest) on 01/19/2007 11:52 pm

Is Mary Katherine Ever going to get a boyfriend??

Alex (Guest) on 01/20/2007 3:47 am

Is that car coming towards me at 100 km/h going to hit me, and in that case, will I be killed? Take as much time as you want with the answer, I can wait.

Cooper (Guest) on 01/20/2007 10:56 am

Will -Rog- have children?

Genaral ZOOODDDD!!!!!!! (Guest) on 01/20/2007 3:07 pm

I already told you pitiful humans! your genitals shall now become my personal cup holders!!!!!!

Also, I have a question for the almighty RoG, the only man greater than me;
Will the chinese ever stop pronouncing "hello" as "Herro"?

Hot Rod (Guest) on 01/20/2007 6:39 pm

Will I ever stop being Optimus Prime's Bitch? I mean seriously, It's getting really messy!

tony (Guest) on 01/20/2007 8:41 pm

am I really white?

SoS (Guest) on 01/20/2007 11:50 pm

will the magic 8 ball ever answear another question ever again?

MEK (Guest) on 01/21/2007 5:29 am

Will the Magic 8 Balls and Magic Date Balls of the Earth come together and take over all life as we know it because they can predict the future of what each and everyone of us do so they can plan a head so they can beat us before we even do anything then near the end of the war we will be hiding then they can see us because they can see into our thoughts and feelings as they used to when answering all the questions we asked them because we were to wimpy to go and find out ourselves, thus giving them power when we ask them a question then in turn giving them enough power to influence the media enough so that everyone wants one then they make them crazies like 28 days later people then we all begin to kill each other then the ultimate date ball comes down from a spaceship to say existence is actually run by a Shiba Inu doggy like in the Dog Ending in Silent Hill 2 which makes us all love each other again then we all group in a giant shape of a heart then sing and while we are all preoccupied with singing the 8 balls and Date Ball have us all in one place so they can start the slaughter?

Darnin (Guest) on 01/21/2007 5:43 pm

Can't miss out on this...

Will I ever get enough balls to play any Silent Hill game?

(Please don't laugh at me. Pwease?)

Rachel (Guest) on 01/21/2007 8:03 pm

Question:
Aren't you just a sad excuse to cover an 8 ball in flamboyant colours and shiney stuff?
(How should i know? answer is not acceptable. If you're magic- you know all. end of story.)

Mike (Guest) on 01/21/2007 10:51 pm

Should I really? I mean, I don't want to, but it's tempting.

-RoG- (Guest) on 01/22/2007 2:38 am

The following answers to your third batch of questions come DIRECTLY from the Magic Date Ball. Do not question the authenticity of these answers, for if you do, it will most certainly lead to your grisly demise. Furthermore, this will be the FINAL batch of questions that the Magic Date Ball will answer for the time being.

"Will someone attempt to swallow a Magic Date Ball to win a contest? If so, will they win the contest?"
Jonathan, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes a person (perhaps even you!) will attempt such a thing, and that person will win the 'What kind of idiot would get the Magic Date Ball lodged in their throat?' contest."

"Does the magic date ball ever lie?"
Lucas, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No."

"Will World of Warcraft ever cease to be popular?"
deadpixels, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, when World of Warcraft 2 comes out."

"Will I ever be able to kamehameha?"
Jag, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Only if you learn to melekalikimaka."

"Is GreyFox > RoG?"
Evan, the Magic Date Ball responds: "GreyFox isn't even better than ReddFoxx from Sanford & Son, so how can you expect him to be greater than RoG?"

"will stupidity ever cease to exist?"
Akumakaze, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Your question just answered itself."

"Does Jasmine know about that thing I did with her sister last week?"
Azrael, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but you didn't realize that the thing you did with her sister was actually with her brother... and the family dog."

"Will I ever play Castlevania portrait of ruin online with a partner who is not an antsy blood-fart that keeps running into the line of fire getting himself killed?"
Blodigar, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes you will, and your online partner will be an amazingly skilled Castlevania player. The irony of the situation, however, will be that YOU will have become the antsy blood-fart that keeps running into the line of fire and getting himself killed."

"Will I be able to get to bed at a reasonable time and stop being a pseudo-vampire?"
ShinRasputin, the Magic Date Ball responds: "It's hard to stop being a pseudo-vampire when you're constantly sucking."

"WILL DALE LEAVE HIS WIFE FOR ME?"
TEALV8, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, he'll leave a beautiful, intelligent, successful woman for some useless sack of flesh who can't even figure out how to turn the goddamned Caps-Lock key off."

"Does -RoG- ever take off his Pickle Hat of Power for more than a few moments a day?"
JohnEnigma, the Magic Date Ball responds: "From what I hear, he even showers and sleeps with that thing on."

"Is it WWE Spring Cleaning time already?!"
Lone Wolf, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, and perhaps if you clean that modern wrestling crap from your life, you won't be so lone, Wolf."

"can u ask the magic 8 ball if there will be a freddy vs jason sequel?"
Renee, the Magic Date Ball responds: "There sure will be. Unfortunately, mommy and daddy won't give you permission to see it."

"Will the first time I get some action, will it be a girl with some Aids or HIVs? Or will it be the best sex ever!?"
SAmmy, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, the first time you get some 'action' will be with your hand. Oddly enough, you'll still get HIV from it and it will be the best sex you'll ever have."

"Does this look infected to you?"
barakku, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, so by all means keep picking at it."

"Will George Bush ever stop saying “nukular”?"
Andrew, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Sure, right after he starts being a good President and solves all the problems of the world."

"Is Mary Katherine Ever going to get a boyfriend?"
MK, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, because characters from Saturday Night Live aren't real... or haven't you learned that yet?"

"Is that car coming towards me at 100 km/h going to hit me, and in that case, will I be killed??"
Alex, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No, it's coming to give you a big hug, so stand right in front of it, put on a happy face and welcome it into your loving arms."

"Will -RoG- have children?"
Cooper, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes. In fact, -RoG- is such a manslut that it's highly likely that YOU are one of his offspring."

"Will the chinese ever stop pronouncing "hello" as "Herro"?"
General Zod Imposter, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Who cares? You're supposed to be ruling planet Houston."

"Will I ever stop being Optimus Prime’s Bitch? I mean seriously, It’s getting really messy!"
Hot Rod, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Yes, but only because he'll sell you to Soundwave, who will give you to Laserbeak. So in the end, you'll be the bitch of one of Soundwave's tapes."

"am I really white?"
Tony, the Magic Date Ball responds: "White as rice, baby."

"will the magic 8 ball ever answear another question ever again?"
SoS, the Magic Date Ball responds: "Who the hell knows? I'm the Magic DATE Ball, not the 8 ball."

"(a really long question)"
MEK, the Magic Date Ball responds: "The detailed answer to that question which you put so much time and thought into is..... yes."

"Will I ever get enough balls to play any Silent Hill game?"
Darnin, the Magic Date Ball responds: "If you need balls to play a friggin' video game, there are clearly larger issues in your sad life that you need to address."

"Aren’t you just a sad excuse to cover an 8 ball in flamboyant colours and shiney stuff?"
Rachel, the Magic Date Ball responds: "I'm actually a happy excuse to cover an 8 ball in flamboyant colors and glitter. If you want sad, talk to the 8 ball. That thing is covered in black, so it's clearly the depressed one."

"Should I really? I mean, I don’t want to, but it’s tempting."
Mike, the Magic Date Ball responds: "No you shouldn't. In fact, don't even think about it because god only know what will happen if you do."

Blodigar (Guest) on 01/22/2007 5:36 pm

I just wanted to correct the Magic-date-ball on how it forgot the H in blood-fart.

Blodigar (Guest) on 01/22/2007 5:38 pm

Sorry, the T in blood-fart.

kyle-elizabeth (Guest) on 01/22/2007 8:11 pm

Sweet Pretty Magic 8-Ball, Do good girls put out on the first date?

La Pared (Guest) on 01/22/2007 10:09 pm

Am i Evil?

Surok (Guest) on 01/23/2007 9:05 pm

Will Guitar Hero ever be good again since Harmonix was bought by activision.

TheUncleSham (Guest) on 01/23/2007 9:49 pm

Will i ever find christ/satan in my heart/bowels?

jesse (Guest) on 01/24/2007 8:15 pm

will -RoG- go to PAX next summer?

Empy (Guest) on 01/24/2007 10:30 pm

Should I continue to fear the surprise window pedophile?

Chris Cope (Guest) on 01/25/2007 5:38 pm

Is there any chance.. any chance at all that nipples will stop bleeding?

Its been going on for a while now.

...

love you date ball.

xxx

El Singario (Guest) on 01/25/2007 10:57 pm

Actually, this thing is older than you think. My sister has one from around 96-97.

On to my question:

What's the fastest way to become the greatest rock star of all time? I'm talking, like, 15 minutes tops.

Ebola (Guest) on 01/25/2007 11:55 pm

Hey, so, I have a very, very important question for the magic date ball:

Cock goes where?

Thanks.

Lone Wolf (Guest) on 01/26/2007 1:16 pm

Just if anyone's curious, Bubba the crazed redneck was played by Stan Hansen, a professional wrestler most famous in Japan known for a viciously hard clothesline, and not wearing contacts in the ring when he couldn't see past his own nose without them.

KGB (Guest) on 01/27/2007 6:11 pm

Will God really love me if I send my money to that direction that guy pointed on TV?

Wayne Campbell (Guest) on 01/27/2007 11:12 pm

Will Garth ever get his pubes?

Emily (Guest) on 01/28/2007 11:52 am

Will I ever be able to tell *her* that she is a loser and I hate her soooo much? (& what'll be the outcome?)

Brett (Guest) on 01/28/2007 1:55 pm

Will Megan from work say yes when I ask her out on a date?

Trevor Jones (Guest) on 01/28/2007 3:45 pm

Will Charles Schultz come back from the dead as a murderous zombie-cyborg and systematically murder everyone who has ever bought or sold bootleg "Snoopy" merchandise?

-RoG- (Guest) on 01/28/2007 4:19 pm

Looks like some of you didn't see it when I stated: "This will be the FINAL batch of questions that the Magic Date Ball will answer for the time being." OH NO!

Trevor Jones (Guest) on 01/28/2007 4:55 pm

Noooooooooh well. I guess I'll just have to ask my magic EIGHT-ball instead.

The Letter H (Guest) on 02/01/2007 5:24 pm

?

La Pared (Guest) on 02/02/2007 9:14 pm

I'll ask my balls, then.
(Get it?)

Luigi-Master (Guest) on 02/12/2007 5:33 pm

Why do I always get insulted? Why? Well, it IS a humor site, and I should've known better. If I was dyslexic I wouldn't be here dumbass.

The TRUE God (Guest) on 03/25/2007 3:24 am

will i get pissed at your answer and beat your sorry ball ASS to flamboyant DUST?

john pablo (Guest) on 03/08/2013 11:48 am

does amy p. have
a big ass?