wobzire on 09/19/2008 10:42 am

I also wish I had a monster crotch.

Geminate on 09/19/2008 12:14 pm

Now just infuse them with air un-freshener and you can also have that monster smell, instantly!

For those who want more personalization, wear and don't bathe for six months.

McFly on 09/19/2008 12:56 pm

I like how it states “Please be very sure that you order the correct size”. I think that is enough said in itself.

10,000 Volt Ghost on 09/19/2008 2:36 pm

Nice, I think it would be funny to get the one that says "CREEPY". Just for when you have to use a restroom it would look really funny....ya know.

Oh, these don't have the flap. nevermind.

Prospero (Guest) on 09/19/2008 4:25 pm

I grew up reading "Creepy," "Eerie," "Famous Monsters of Filmland" and "Vampirella" and would love to have these. A mint condition pair would probably fetch a pretty penny at a convention.

Silver on 09/19/2008 5:01 pm

The Creepy Crotch of Doom strikes back?

shimwood (Guest) on 09/19/2008 5:34 pm

I like how the one 'Monsters' pair actually has a picture of a one-eyed monster on it. Those would definitely be the ones I'd buy.

J. Tithonus Pednaud on 09/19/2008 6:10 pm

I would pay good money for a 'creepy' emblazoned crotch.

captain516 on 09/19/2008 10:43 pm

Nothing gets a girl that you're about to sleep with hotter than a pair of tighty whities with pictures of monsters on them.

pac-man on 09/20/2008 1:06 am

And these were intended for grown men?

greenimp on 09/20/2008 7:27 am

pac-man: of course they were! are you saying theres something wrong with a grown man wearing undies with "creepy" emblazoned on them?

dddddddddd on 09/20/2008 7:32 am

just wondering what year was this ad

JPadgett (Guest) on 09/20/2008 1:14 pm

God, I remember seeing this add in Creepy Magazine back in the day. Must have been 1980 or 1981.

Fast Eddy (Guest) on 09/21/2008 1:39 pm

Something about having "eerie" on my underwear would be very funny to me.

bountyhunterseven on 09/21/2008 9:21 pm

McFly...isnt that just true in life??

and, i cant believe in this day and age of internet porn and at home computer shopping, no company has re-released these!! judging from the above comments, they would have at least 14 orders...

0dd1 on 09/24/2008 4:12 pm

"We'll be brief, you can't afford to be caught short..."

O_o Oh my goodness, puns!!

Jigby Huggletinks on 09/25/2008 1:16 pm

These aren't your dad's puns.

Seriously, though, I'd wear them. Not kidding.