The Official "Marketing Has Ruined My Life" Thread

[Command Prompt]

In this game we find as many products as we can where we use the company name to describe the product. I want to see how many we can get

Here my contributions if you don't understand:

Q-Tips
Kleenex
Ski-Doo
Scotch Tape
Futon
Google :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Coke
Band-Aide
Happy Meal (at least this is something my mom used to do; ask for a happy meal at Burger King, Wendies, etc)

Ski-Doo - what?

[huond]

Ski-doo - personal watercraft :rolleyes

Pop Tarts
Tylenol
Hot Pockets

[kellychaos]

Phelps Screwdriver
Crescent Wrench

[phnompehn]

Rejoyn

[Esuohlim]

Xerox
Popscicle
Alka-Seltzer
Kitty Litter
Ping Pong
Vaseline
Chapstick
Play-Doh
Hacky Sack

[Zomboid]

Ski-Doo

Since my dad was/is a diehard polaris supporter, I never got into the habit of calling them that. They were always "snowmobiles" like they were supposed to be.

True story.

[Jebus]

Sea-doo.

[Anonymous]

Photoshop.

[Emu]

Sharpies
Chicken McNuggets(Even if they aren't from McDonald's)

that's all i can think of at the moment :(

[DamnthatDavid]

You know Mariachi, I saw that exact same list in the newspaper in the soundlife section just a day or two ago. Oh well.

Advil
Laptop
Post it notes.

[Emu]

Jell-o
Nintendo Games(even if they're on playstation)

[sadie]

pampers.

[AChimp]

DOOM.

[Spooky]

kool-aid
walkman
rollerblades
xerox
oreos
frisbee
twizzlers
ziplocks
chapstick
white out
astroturf
velcro
speedo
superglue
krzy glue
trapperkeeper
nyquil
FUCKOFFS

[Emu]

spooky wins :(

[Perndog]

Ping pong and laptop? :confused

[Command Prompt]

Yeah what the fuck is that about?

[Big McLargehuge]

Saran Wrap :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

who the fuck calls anything but an oreo an oreo?

[Dole]

Star Wars

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Fruit Loops
Corn Flakes
Hula-Hoop
Cocktail Drinks

[Jixby Phillips]

who the fuck calls anything but an oreo an oreo?

Newman-os :eek

[Esuohlim]

MASTER LIST (http://www.rinkworks.com/words/eponyms.shtml) I WIN :rolleyes

Ping Pong is actually "Table Tennis". :rolleyes

[Sam]

who the fuck calls anything but an oreo an oreo?

My grandma used to call my friend an "Oreo" because his mom was black and his dad was white. :(

[Emu]

lol :(