John Kerry farted at Burger King

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Republican party officials scrambling for confirmation. Apparently, it smelled like coffee creamer and hair spray.....

[kellychaos]

The flamability alone could have senselessly injured a half dozen toddlers awaiting their birthday Happy Meals! >:

[Emu]

Studies now confirm that it wasn't an outright fart, but a gasser, whose second-hand methane could've killed over four TRILLION skin cells.

[kellychaos]

SBD :(

[MEATMAN]

I don't understand! Is there a gas leak in here?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Rupublican party leaders are calling for an congressional investigation into what is being termed "Poop-gate"
"I've never farted" claims President Bush, shifting uncomfortably in his leather chair. "I shit my pants once, but I didn't fart"

[kellychaos]

I never inhaled.