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[maggiekarp]

Heheheh. I think my online bf might be cheating on me online...


Most of his posts on a certain forum are in the Bondage, Sex slave, and stripping topics...


Oh, wonderful :')

[Helm]

I will examine your statement point by point:

Heheheh.

Yes.

I think my online bf

http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/

might be cheating on me online...

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun

I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn

[Solo: Bob]
[Solo: Jack]

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

Most of his posts on a certain forum are in the Bondage, Sex slave, and stripping topics...

Do you enjoy poker? Does he enjoy poker? I think you should enjoy poker together.

Oh, wonderful :')

A rusty kitchen knife makes crying easier.

[Helm]

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

This is pure perfection.

[maggiekarp]

That was like, two days.

Man.


:/

[Helm]

Man.

Do you like, need a neck rub and a cuddle and some encouraging words or something? Did you discover sex alone with a mirror when you were 10? Do you live in a house built on 45 degrees sloped land? Have you played Populous? It make sense! Do you desire more from your life than grapes?

[Terra]

Helm seems to be quite the cheery one around here. :)

How does having an online bf who posts in the sex and bondage forum make him cheating on you? Maybe in real life he's a gorilla that knows how to type....

[Helm]

The fact that you could derive any sentiment from what I've posted in this thread is puzzling.

[The One and Only...]

Why are Cannibal Corpse song lyrics in this thread?

[Big Papa Goat]

Hey guys, I know Cannibal Corpse lyrics! I'm such a metalhead :rock

[The One and Only...]

If I wanted to point out that I were a metalhead, I would have posted some Carcass or Exhumed.

[Big Papa Goat]

I love you OAO
:lol

[maggiekarp]

His posts were him asking for a slave or if he could be a slave. Atleast I know that he wants to cheat on me :/


Bleh.

[jin]

Just delete him. :L