Ask me anything.

[ultra perfect cell]

The title speaks for itself.

[thebiggameover]

were you bubsy????
>:

[ultra perfect cell]

No.

[Esuohlim]

OK THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE >:

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CROSS OVER IT ANYWAY >:

JESUS, UPC, DON'T YOU GET IT? ARE YOU THAT OBLIVIOUS? >:

[ultra perfect cell]

No.

[Esuohlim]

GREAT, NOW I'M ALL WOUND UP >:

[Esuohlim]

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY >:

[Drew Katsikas]

Is sex good?

[ultra perfect cell]

Usually. Unless you have a Virgin on your hands, then it sucks.

[Esuohlim]

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER >:

DON'T MAKE ME START POPPING CAPS >:

[Esuohlim]

I APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING ALL STEAMED LIKE THAT :(

DON'T MIND ME :(

[bigtimecow]

ass

[ultra perfect cell]

More questions, please.

[phnompehn]

Why are these peoples tryin to fade me?

[Matt Harty]

More questions, please.

Can you shut the fuck up?

[ultra perfect cell]

No.

[kellychaos]

Is life without a penis as difficult as they say?

[Rongi]

Why does kellychaos still post?

[kellychaos]

UPC seems to be unable to respond, so I will ask you the same question.

[Rongi]

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[kellychaos]

Give me an "R"! Give me an "O"! Give me an "N"! Give me a "G"! Give me an "I"! What does that spell?! ... No, really. What does that spell?

[Rongi]

You're fgunnier then Dilbert :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

Would you say that the Economics of the Post Revoutionary War United States is stronger (in retrospect of course) to that of any devoloping nations.

[ultra perfect cell]

Yes, kellychaos. Life without a penis is WORSE than they say.

[Comrade Rocket]

I DEMAND YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW!!!!!!

[Prince Valium]

Are you as gay as your avatar?

[Emu]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU STOPPED POSTING

[Mister Sarcastic]

Quick guys let's think of hilarious questions to ask ultra IMperfect cell :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

Suprised this wasn't locked. :/

[mesobe]

yeah me too. I made a thread once about the town of Springfield and it was locked up in a matter of mins. >:

[Esuohlim]

WE SHOULD LOCK YOU UP IN A MATTER OF MINUTES >:

[mesobe]

mean.

[Helm]

I prefer reading upc posts to mesobe posts.

[SMN]

will you die?

[SupaFlea543]

Man that's hilarious because you're implying that you want him to die, and nobody else here is rogue enough to tell someone to die!

[Bennett]

wow there's nothing so original and hilarious as sarcasticly pointing out how unfunny someone else is










fuck. :(

[kellychaos]

Yes, kellychaos. Life without a penis is WORSE than they say.

I am grateful for your experienced viewpoint. :)

[ultra perfect cell]

Your welcome. :)

[kellychaos]

You're smarter than the average bear.

[ultra perfect cell]

Haha. Thanx. :)

[MEATMAN]

He's smarter than the average beer!

[Comrade Rocket]

WHY HAVENT YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS. YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME ON THE FARRIS WHEEL. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE DAYS. YOU AND YOUR RING CAN GO SCREW YOURSELF.

[Comrade Rocket]

WHY HAVENT YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS. YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME ON THE FARRIS WHEEL. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE DAYS. YOU AND YOUR RING CAN GO SCREW YOURSELF.

[VolCanon]

1) How do you get Ass in 2 easy steps without committing a crime or paying money
2) How do you kill somebody without killing them
3) How do you kill stupid flamers who get all mad cuz I said a certain game blowed a year ago
4) Does lard make sex better
5) Give me your phone number
6) Give me your house
7) Give me your money
8) Will you die?
9) How can you kill people you dont like without being caught?
10) Can i kill you without being caught?

[FreakinStrange]

what is the square root of 657625

[ProfessorCool]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

[executioneer]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

[VolCanon]

ID GO TO THE STORE AND BUY ONE FOR A BUCK. HOW ABOUT YOU?

[Matt Harty]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

>: THEIF

[executioneer]

sorry i didn't read this thread :lol

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

That's not funny, willie >:

[Matt Harty]

sorry i didn't read this thread :lol

-willie

:lol lol i <3 u!