I'm sad

[Dixie]

My b/f and i got into a really big argument over something he's admitted doing (after i caught him) and admited it was stupid. i'm still really kinda hurt by it... what comes next? i'm not going to leave him but i'm still upset by it. what am i supposed to do now?

[da blob]

"it" ? As in ? Sodomizing your 3 year old little brother ? Or eating all of the leftover pizza without you ?

[Dixie]

"it" as in sending naked pictures of himself (2 days before we moved in together) to a girl he used to fuck and talking about fucking her again.

[da blob]

Trash him.

[Dixie]

i might add that that had happened over a year ago and i just found out about it tonight. and he hasn't cheated on me.

[da blob]

Haaa. Different. I dunno.

[Dixie]

dammit you guys are supposed to know this stuff. what do i do next?!?!?! it's driving me crazy!!!

[Terra]

A year ago? Bleh. I'd let it go. A lot of stuff can happen in a year. If he isn't doing it now I wouldn't sweat it.

[Dixie]

kiss him and tell him i love him? hug him and say that? make up sex? i'm counting on you guys.

[Dixie]

we've never been in a fight like this before. this is he worse it's been. never had a problem til this arised.

[Terra]

Tell him your pissed or hurt or whatever and either try to discuss it with him or wait until he takes a shower, plug in the toaster to the bathroom outlet and toss it in there with him.

Obviously your bugged about it. I'd let him know how you feel and get some feedback. If your fighting about it, you might need to step off a bit and cool off until you CAN discuss it.

[Dixie]

all the fighting's done it's like just silence now. we've a;ready discussed everything, he was stupid for doing it blah blah blah.... i just don't know what to do now. i'm still a little upset but now that he feels like shit for it i feel better. i just don't know if i should go back to the way things were before i found out and let everything be ok or should i let him simmer on it a bit or what? i feel really bad about not being affectionate with him b/c we're very huggy kissy and we haven't kissed. i just don't know what i can do in the silence besides torture him with bad glam ballads....

[Terra]

Were you two still together when he did this a year ago? I mean as in tight (just the two of you and nobody else)?

[Dixie]

yes, it's always been him and me and we've always been very physically affectionate. the emails happened like right after he came home from a month long tour....i swear to god BILL if you read this and say ANYTHING to ANYONE i will kill you.

[Terra]

Oh. That's different. He's history. :)


Who the hell is Bill??

[Dixie]

i'm weak. i'm going to make up with him. i can't stand seeing him sadder than me. and bill is someone on here and i'll be very upset if he talks to anyone about this if he sees it.

[Helm]

Fuck you, I'm going to say everything!

[Dixie]

just because you're hot doesn't mean shit to this :P you aren't bill :P

[executioneer]

dammit you guys are supposed to know this stuff

:lol x 100

-willie

[Ooner]

This is the gayest thread ever.

[Dole]

Whats he doing sending naked pics to a girl he used to shag anyway? 'here you go love, remember me cock?'

If its a year ago and you think hes trustworthy I would let it go. But let him know he hurt you big time.

After that, dress up as scooby doo, alter a packet of cookies with a large visible label that reads 'symbolic potential infidelity totem' and destroy it in front of him, whilst SCREAMING 'scooby snack attack! scooby snack attack!'.That should learn him up good.

Sorry, I just cant post actual serious advice without some sort of disclaimer.
I love it when people come here with ACTUAL lovelife problems, it rules.

[AChimp]

You could... uh... send ME some pictures if you want to get back at him. Gotta keep things even, you know. :)

[Dixie]

actually that isn't bad advice Dole. lol. i'm going to have a very serious talk tonight when we get home and he knows it hurt me alot and i'm still mad at him part of his punishment is my incessant bon jovi mp3 downloading/playing. and Chimp? you might get lucky on this one lol, next time i get pictures i'm posting them somewhere. i am going to let him suffer a bit, we're going to be at a show this weekend that my ex b/f will be at. i'm not going to like flash him or anything but just enough to make my bf jealous and realize that i can leave him if i wanted to. if he really cares about me he'll be honest with me tonight.

[glowbelly]

yes! that's the route!! show him you can make him just as jealous! fight fire with fire, young lady!!

[sspadowsky]

I think you should post your problem on an internet message board and try to resolve it based upon the advice of ignorant strangers. Making your own decisions is way overrated.

[thebiggameover]

part of his punishment is my incessant bon jovi mp3 downloading/playing.

maybe thats why he did it in the first place...
:(

[Dixie]

:suicide

[executioneer]

WHOOAAA OH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOOOAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
WHOOOAAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAYER :lol

-willie

[AChimp]

Threads like this make me mad now. I invented this stuff, and now everyone is copying me. >:

[rainbowbrite]

What's the name of that song Willie? It's right there,but i can't put my finger on it.

[executioneer]

lol :lol

-willie

[thebiggameover]

:lol

[Dixie]

i like you guys. thank you. even if i didn't follow your truly sage advice, you've at least made me laugh. gimme a hug. and actually it was OOOOOHH SHE'S A LITTLE RUNAWAYYYYYY. even i'm not mean enough to play living on a prayer more than once a day.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

did you ever send Chimp the pictures?

[sadie]

i might add that that had happened over a year ago and i just found out about it tonight. and he hasn't cheated on me.
how do you know he hasn't? 'cause he said? don't be so gullible.

[Dixie]

i know he hasn't cheated on me b/c since we moved in together we've been in the same room together for the past year. we talked everything out last night and settled a few things. everything's not "ok" just yet but he feels like a real asshole now and i'm hanging a good guilt trip over him. and no i haven't sent chimp the pictures, we're taking pictures this weekend at a show in richmond. we'll see if i get "intoxicated" enough to do something like that. showing boobies is just not my style. but i promise i'll send chimp some pictures!

[AChimp]

OH GOD YES. :(

[rainbowbrite]

TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR


-willie

Well that part is from a Blink 182 song. So i'm not all that dumb. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no it's not, you fucking dumbass...post the lyrics! >:

[Prince Valium]

Are you still gonna make him jealous by nailing your ex at the show this weekend?

[sadie]

lol. rainbowbrite is purt-near dim.

[rainbowbrite]

:(

[Dixie]

i didn't say i was gonna nail my ex. though i will give him a nice bullet belt hug! my ex and i are still friends. you know you guys suck for advice. but i luuuuuv you anyways. i'm going to send chimp pictures of my sister, she's got a body like cher from 1975. pre plastic butt.

[Terra]

everything's not "ok" just yet but he feels like a real asshole now and i'm hanging a good guilt trip over him.

Wow. Not sure if that's a good "idear" Carny. Either you bring it all up, out and be done with it with him or refuse to drop it until YOUR satisfied. One way or another if you stow it away and bring it up for a more convenient time or mood swing later, it will never be resolved. This is a train wreck waiting to happen all over again. Deal with it and with him now because bringing it back up or reacting to it via some other situation will eventually erode the relationship away.

Now the only way to truly forgive a man for that is to fuck him in the ass with a strap on and send the monkey naked pictures of your bewbies.

Although not necessarily in that order. ;)

[AChimp]

Preferably the pictures should come first. I don't like waiting. :(

[Malevolent]

Infidelity in any form is unforgivable.

[AChimp]

Don't worry, Carni. I will forgive her for sending pictures to me.

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, I like to consiter myself the king of screwing up Relationships (on this board and outside of this board)... Making your boyfriend Jelous is not the way to go, really bad idea if you two haven't been talking much and stuff. If ya'll have fought about it, stop. If your still fighting about it tell him he's a retard, but you're over it now. Making him Jelous will only make him do something stupid like leave you at the concert, or something equaly stupid. If you make him feel like you could break up w/ him... He'll lose intrest, maybe start looking for a new place to live, maybe ask out co-workers... Who knows...

My Advice, just tell him your over it, and say , "what's done is done, I can't help it if you do stupid things, just don't do ones like that again!"
If making out, having sex, and other things will make you feel good about it all then do it. But if you're freaked out about something that he did a YEAR ago, and you want to get back at him by doing something infront of him this weekend... Maybe you should reavaluate your relationship.
And send nekkid Photos to Achimp... The boy needs nekkid photos, you should be holding a copy of the D&D PHB or something nerdy like that too.

[AChimp]

I'm glad you put that last part in, Danno. I was getting worried while reading the other stuff in your post. :tear

[Mockery]

Why do I feel as though receiving the aforementioned photos will be the defining moment of Chimp's life?

[AChimp]

I hope for them to be the first in a long line of nekkid pictures that I will acquire.

EDIT: YOU BETTER BE LEGAL, MISSY. I DON'T WANT NO UNDERAGE NEKKID PICS. THAT'S GROSS. :x

[Anonymous]

That's sexcellent advice, Rev :<

[ArrowX]

Why do I feel as though receiving the aforementioned photos will be the defining moment of Chimp's life?

AChimps never seen a nekked lady before?

[Dixie]

ok, everything's fine. it's settled. we're ok. don't worry my little primate, i'm 22. and i went to priscilla's this weekend to get my new outfit for chimp's pictures. HAHA! no really i did. but everything's cool. we just had a really rough weekend with everything (a friend is in the hospital). but thing's have improved! we a-ok! you guys made some good points and it was a year ago so we discussed what he did and we're moving on now. i do want to say thanks to those who kinda helped. you guys don't suck so much now, i mean it. :)

[Anonymous]

Where do you live again

[Dixie]

don't you remember chojin? i'm in alexandria, we ended up at the same jaxx concerts (symphony x and so forth) a few times but never saw each other...well i never saw you, very few people on here know what i look like. you should come down wednesday for Raven and Budgie at Jaxx!!

[AChimp]

Pictures? :(

[Terra]

You didn't get your pictures yet?? Damn I always try to get mine out within 48 hours of the request. Well, she's a hawttie and she's backed up I guess. :)

Carny? Send the monkey the pics! ;)

[Dixie]

i took them last night we're getting them developed today! no nudes but still see through lingerie is close enough

[AChimp]

:)

[Anonymous]

You want to come to Backlash, cig?

[Dixie]

when's that chojin? and i got the pictures back today chimp, they aren't naked but i hope you'll be ok with see through lingerie :-P

[AChimp]

YES. :)

[Helm]

I think chimps are funny.

[Schimid]

xenon

[Anonymous]

April 18

[Dixie]

well chojin, that depends on wether i'm in richmond or not. we might be coming to richmond around that time, where are you? there's a show coming up in northern VA soon at what used to be called the spotlight, it's Club East Coast now, but the show's supposed to be good i'll let you know who and when when i figure that part out. and chimp? i will scan them in tonight dear.

[Dixie]

i need an email mr.chimpy.

[Anonymous]

I'm in baltimo'.

[Jixby Phillips]

you know you guys suck for advice. but i luuuuuv you anyways.

LOL :lol

CAN I SEE THE PIX TOO EMAIL ME jixby@novirginsallowed.com PS: I LOVE PRETTY LADIES! o_O

[Dixie]

sent. everything is done. now i wait for repercussions (did i spell/use that word right?)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I didn't even know you were a girl. :lol

PS YOU KNOW MY EMAIL IT'S BELOW HERE BABE

[AChimp]

YAY! I GOT GIRLIE PICTURES. :)

[Anonymous]

I got them first, though.


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Chocolate-Spaghetti/soda-popinski.gif

AH HA HA! AH HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

[Esuohlim]

SEND ME SOME TOO. HI HOW'S IT GOING? PICS PLZ.

[Dixie]

at least 2 of you already have links, i'm sure you can bug one of the ones who have the links to see it. and you aren't missing anything. i'm fat and have a hairy butt covered in grape jelly and have a huge mole on my neck that looks like michael landon.

[jin]

Please, im eating. :<

[Dixie]

you want it. you know it. i could use butterscotch or catalina french dressing instead....

[The One and Only...]

All I know is that you want to send me the pics.















:obey

[Esuohlim]

You sending me those pics would be like a party in my mouth, and only my huge penis is invited!

[Anonymous]

I posted one in PYPH.

[The One and Only...]

Why do you think I want those pics?

And Esuohlim actually made me laugh. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

You sending me those pics would be like a party in my mouth, and only my huge penis is invited!

:simpsons

[executioneer]

wtf how is that a simpsons reference >:

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

I remember one time somebody said I ripped off "retarded? retarded like a fox!" from the simpsons (in my HORROR minimock). And then they went on to say "except on the simpsons they said 'crazy like a fox'" :rolleyes

[executioneer]

people are so fucking stupid sometimes jixby :(

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

it was barry :lol

[Esuohlim]

THIS REMINDS OF A QUESTION I'VE HAD FOR A WHILE NOW :(

On the beefcheeselog site, is Michael a real person or is he just Barry in disguise? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Michael is real, but he slowly faded off the site. There are pictures of him at a dept. store having fun, somewhere on the site.