Rap thread.

[ultra perfect cell]

When you come into this thread, make up a rap verse. I'll start.


I ran away really cripled, til I found my pocketknife and cut off her right nipple.

[tenno]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[ultra perfect cell]

She came at me full speed, nuthin could stop her. I shot her five times, every bullet bounced off her!

[glowbelly]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[tenno]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Schimid]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[whoreable]

wheres Mr Adventure?!?

[ultra perfect cell]

Trying to escape, I remebered this magic trick! Da da da da daaaaaaaa! Go-Go-Gadget dick!

[MEATMAN]

You don't seem to get the point, do you?

You eleven-year-old piece of shit.

[AChimp]

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL :lol

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[ultra perfect cell]

SHOULD-BE-BANNED MEATMAN :lol


AChimp is right. You should be banned, dickhead. Anyway, back to the rap.


I went upstairs and saw the bedroom door shut. "I know you're in there, bitch! I've got my gun popped! You might as well come out now!" and I heard her voice say "Come in, it's unlocked!

[Matt Harty]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Sam]

LOL I LIEK HOW UPC'S "MADE UP" RAPS ARE FROM EMINEM. :(

OH YEAH AND

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[MEATMAN]

Might as well...

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Anonymouse]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[MEATMAN]

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL :lol


AChimp is right. I should be banned, master. And, because I'm an eleven-year-old piece of shit who will only take a hint if it's applied with a sledgehammer, let's go back to the rap.


I went upstairs and saw the bedroom door shut. "I know you're in there, bitch! I've got my gun popped! You might as well come out now!" and I heard her voice say "Come in, it's unlocked!

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

[glowbelly]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Tropical]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Spooky]

HAY GUYS WHATS GOIN ON 4 DIS THREAD

[ultra perfect cell]

LOL I LIEK HOW UPC'S "MADE UP" RAPS ARE FROM EMINEM. :(


You caught me. They are from Eminem. I didn't think I'd be unmasked. Have you seen Scooby Doo 2? I just did.

[DamnthatDavid]

Can I help you in your suicide Mr. Cell?
I have many tools to help your passage to the other side, sir.
I have some rope, knives, rat poision, pills, gags, some very fluffy pillows, a couple of guns, and even a freezer if you wish to climb in.

Anything to get you to shut the hell up, ASAP.

[MEATMAN]

Try this:

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/q2rocket.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

BASKETBALL IS MY FAVORITE SPORT. I LIKE TO DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT.

TAKING THE BALL TO THE HOOP. MY FAVORITE PLAY IS THE ALLEY OOP.

[Sajuuk]

Artist: Manu Chao
Song: Denia

[center:66ade6f2bc]denia denia......
denia denia......

masskina aljazair
laylayla laylayla
kolachi lazem
denia tasskonha aljazair
denia tasskonha aynik
denia tasskonha alkadba
masskina aljazair
kalbi adrab min chafek
masskina aljazair
masskina aljazair
denia tasskonha acharre
denia tasskonha alile
masskina aljazair

denia tasskonha aynik
-ll- alkadba
-ll- hbile nasse
-ll- charta
-ll- charre
-ll- njoume
-ll- choore
-ll- li bakat loilida
-ll- hbile nasse
masskina aljazair
[/center:66ade6f2bc]

[ziggytrix]

how bout:

my name is ultra
i can't be stopped
my only regret's
that my nuts ain't dropped

word homey

[ultra perfect cell]

I sing lullabies til ya doze off, tie you down, and chew ya fuckin toes off!

[MEATMAN]

*Fires the Redeemer at Cell*

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/utredeemer.jpg

[ziggytrix]

that thing looks like some kinda alien sex-toy

[MEATMAN]

Is this?

*Fires the Phase Wave at ziggytrix*

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/oniplasma.jpg

[ziggytrix]

nah, but it does look like it should fire soft foam cylinders.

i'll counter with a nerf bat assault!

[MEATMAN]

NO!! NOT A NERF BAT!! AGGGH!!!

http://www.creativecat.com/gifs/Skull-inpflame.gif

Must...retaliate...

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/goldrocket.jpg

FEEL THE BURN OF MY MEGA CANNON!

[ultra perfect cell]

Ha ha ha! You can't kill me with those toys! That's child's play.


http://data.photodump.com/esiska/cell13.jpg
/
BIG BANG ATTACK!

[MEATMAN]

*blocks attack with power shield*

This is no toy!

*hacks cell into bite size pieces with the

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/doomchainsaw.jpg

CHAINSAW!*

Nice knowing 'ya.

[MEATMAN]

And to make sure you die, I use my most powerful attack:

THE BAKED BEAN INDUCED GAS ATTACK!

*releases a fart that would strip the varnish off a foot locker*

[Gurlugon]

I tell ya, this thread is going places.

[ultra perfect cell]

HA! Ya call that a fart? THIS is a fart! *Gets out flamethrower and farts in it* Ha! What a way to burn in hell!

[MEATMAN]

SHH! Not now, son. I'm making...TOAST!

http://homepage.mac.com/clave/Gallery/miflame.jpg

*Sets what's left of cell on fire*

BURN, BURN, BABY, BURN!!

[Schimid]

Fag.

[Comrade Rocket]

Schimid just won the thread

[ultra perfect cell]

http://data.photodump.com/esiska/cellregenertae.jpg

Ahhhhh......now that I've regenerated, I'm even stronger than before!
*powers up* http://data.photodump.com/esiska/cellpowerup.jpg Much better! How do you like me now, dickhead? AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A QUARTER OF MY POWER! TO THE MOCK WARS!

[Schimid]

What an interesting and hilarious character.

[MEATMAN]

What IS that atrocious thing on your head? Some kind of fungus?

Let me remove it for you.

Because I have not even BEGUN to fight!

EDIT: This should suffice:

http://www.armorcast.com/battletech/picture/2320s.jpg

This is not even a tenth of my arsenal. And they're all pointed at you. Only one of us will leave alive, and it sure as hell isn't going to be you.

[MEATMAN]

My undead minions control these monsters. Here's one of them:

http://www.creativecat.com/gifs/skeleton-warrior.gif

I shall sit here and await your surrender.

[Anonymous]

I'll go ahead and highlight the parts of the R&G (of which you're so enamored) that you're being gay with.

Rules:

3) No message flooding. Flooding = instant ban. No questions asked.

7) Characters - if you insist on making a character, please don't overdo it. We know which accounts are characters and who they really are. It's fine if you want to have a little fun with a character every now and then, just don't run it into the ground. Furthermore, don't make 50 different character accounts. Abuse of this sort of thing will get you a warning and can lead to all of your accounts banned (both your real main account and your characters).

8) An admin or moderator can and will delete or move your posts if it isn't in the right forum or doesn't really serve any purpose. If any of us find that we're constantly having to delete/move posts by an individual user, that person will get a warning. Again, multiple warnings can lead to being banned.


Guidelines:

3) When posting a new topic, please make sure it's something at least semi worthwhile. A post that simply contains the word "hi" or a single emoticon generally isn't going to do anything except waste people's time. If the majority of your posts are shorter than your signature file, that's probably a clear sign that you're not really adding anything valuable to any conversations.

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

9) Fighting with other mockers. Obviously people are going to argue, but if you want to actually duke it out with another mocker, we have a "Mock Wars" forum in which you can do it. Please keep it to that forum rather than filling up other forums with your back 'n forth insult fests.
ADMIIIIINS! :wah

[ultra perfect cell]

That's not fungus, jackass! It's a part of my body. And your little toys don't frighten me. But if you shoot me with them all at once, I might get a bruise pr something.:rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

You can't turn every thread into some RPG fuckfest. >:

[ultra perfect cell]

This isn't a fuckfest, asshole. Hell, this isn't even a rap thread anymore. MEATMAN! TO THE BATTLE THREAD IN MOCK WARS!

[HickMan]

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL :lol

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Comrade Rocket]

Hmm, somethings wrong here. I want to not care...and well i dont. Bye

[EverythingWillSuck]

i won't see gold like this on comedy central

[Rez]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[ultra perfect cell]

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL :lol

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.


Dude, WTF is this "kay- kiokio" shit? Dosen't seem like rap to me.

[Gurlugon]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

Yo.

[ultra perfect cell]

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

[EverythingWillSuck]

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

[ziggytrix]

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

Anything's rap if you flow it, jerkwad.

[MrAdventure]

sorry whoreable i am too late to this rap thread
i am afraid that it will not be read
it is too crowded in here and it would be a waste
to even bother to try and give them a rap taste

[Mike]

Mey MrAdventure, I think you're wrong
I came in here and I read your song
Thanks for the taste and the coconuts
But I'll leave with haste and I'll take the sluts

[MrAdventure]

excuse me loser i mean whut the fuck
looks like your rap is out of luck
it is like a child that has not been fed
and i am a fat man with a loaf of bread

so you want some but i will say (to your face yall)
that my welfare came today (in the mail yall)
so this is my special welfare bread (the crust is my favorite whut whut)
touch it and i'll be seein' red (you're lucky i'm on parole ******)

little kid little kid go ask your dad
about all the wonderful jobs that he's had
ask him why you have no crumbs
while he's licking chicken off his thumbs

"i promise son" he tells you again (to your face yall)
"we'll go to the zoo son and bring a friend" (i'll bring one too)
so you strap your stuffed tiger to your back (what's that stitch)
uh oh out spills your daddy's crack(black gold bitch)

[JerkFromGermany]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

All fags, and Rev Denno too...

[Mike]

my rap is not a great thing
but my cap is a


oh why do I try?

shoutoutz to da peeps in da ho-hizzy y'all

[Matt Harty]

CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP :MTV

[ted-core]

"I got a hangnail, it ain't beautiful... it hurts like a bitch that I did last night"