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kahljorn
Apr 2nd, 2004, 02:04 AM
Serious. your donation is needed! A desperate young female is without femaleness and in need of your contribution... together we can make it, and go on, and survive. And she wont cry anymore. You don't want her to cry anymore, do you? DO YOU YOU SICK FUCK? I didn't think so, cause you aren't a sick fuck. You're a kind hearted individual who wants to help those in need! Thank you friends! Your help was helpful.

PAYPAL TO: Intangible_chaos@yahoo.com

Drew Katsikas
Apr 8th, 2004, 01:31 PM
I watched a documentary on sex changes, once. It was creepy and unnatural. gross.

Perndog
Apr 8th, 2004, 02:47 PM
I'm still going to call you "he" afterward.

And somehow you don't strike me as unhappy enough to desperately need donations. I think you'll survive until you raise the money on your own. Good luck, though.

kahljorn
Apr 9th, 2004, 03:35 AM
lol, ask Glowbelly and Sadie how "Unhappy" i am.

I laughed on purpose.

Supafly345
Apr 9th, 2004, 11:20 PM
Be patient and save the money yourself. People are way too busy donating all their money to the zombie movie fund and other functions here to i-mockery.

Mockery
Apr 10th, 2004, 02:16 AM
They are? Damn, they must be mailing them to the wrong address then, cuz the zombie movie hasn't raised all that much yet. :o

Supafly345
Apr 10th, 2004, 03:27 AM
See what I mean?

Esuohlim
Apr 10th, 2004, 02:39 PM
Why don't you just make a vagina out of Play-Doh and pretend? :o

ProfessorCool
Apr 10th, 2004, 04:20 PM
Sorry, I'am saving up for a Dune Buggy, unless you want a bunch of singles sent your way.

ProfessorCool
Apr 10th, 2004, 04:21 PM
Why don't you just make a vagina out of Play-Doh and pretend? :o

Fun to play with, not to eat :(

executioneer
Apr 10th, 2004, 04:41 PM
hahahha :lol

-willie

Supafly345
Apr 11th, 2004, 02:26 AM
This is a soap-opera cleverly disguised as a thread.

kahljorn
Apr 11th, 2004, 04:38 AM
MY LIFE SUX PLZ HELP PLZ I NEED HELP CUZ MY LIFE SUX AND I TRY TO KILL MYSELF ALL THE TIME LIKE TWICE A MONTH AT LEAST SO PLZ GIVE ME MONEY K THX

Mr. Vagiclean
Apr 11th, 2004, 04:11 PM
i do not want to get arrested

McClain
Apr 11th, 2004, 11:32 PM
Why do you insist on becoming something you're not? Different genitalia aren't going to solve your problems.
Having a vagina is high maintenance. Plus you'd have to start wiping from the front to the back... As a male you can wipe haphazardly. Front to back. Side to side. Shit, you can even plunge if you want to. It's not a problem because you're testicles won't get infected!
The only kind of love you'd receive as a transgender freak would be conditional.

I'm currently working on a story about a Transsexual for I-Mockery. It's called, "My New Penis".

Rongi
Apr 11th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Fun to play with, not to eat :(

lol to the max :lol

ArrowX
Apr 11th, 2004, 11:46 PM
use youre yeast tomake a loaf of bread then, sell it to unweary school children!

Jeanette X
Apr 14th, 2004, 12:45 AM
I'm waiting for Riot grrl to storm into this thread and begin screaming at you all for being "oppressors". :)

Big McLargehuge
Apr 14th, 2004, 01:21 AM
I think Jeanette is RiOtGrRL

kahljorn
Apr 18th, 2004, 11:43 PM
You fuckig opressors, oppressing my young Self. Don't you know how I feel about things? Don't you know that, deep down, I'm a sensitive loving person trying to get away from an ugly insincere "I fucking hate you all-- a cruel tyrant of Isolation". YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE PAIN, and the want of division between my sweet soft side and my evil malignant side. BU TYOU JUST OPRESS, LIKE BLACK PEOPEL :(

Mike
Apr 19th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Most people are too busy using their money for important stuff like LIVING to worry about helping you get pussified. If you're really desperate, cut your dick off yourself or sit outside with a sign that says "Vagina Fund". The sickening thing is that depending on where you are in the country, you might not get beaten for doing that. :(

Mr. Vagiclean
Apr 19th, 2004, 09:39 PM
come on man :(

Anonymous
Apr 20th, 2004, 01:57 AM
The sickening thing is that depending on where you are in the country, you might not get beaten for doing that. :(
:lol

kahljorn
Apr 20th, 2004, 03:53 AM
The sicker thing is that in some parts of the country YOU might get beaten for being a homophobe.

Mike
Apr 20th, 2004, 01:18 PM
I'm not a homophobe. I have posted absolutely nothing in this thread that suggests a disrespect or a fear of homosexuals in general. I know there are plenty of homosexuals who aren't getting parts of them chopped off. But on second thought, if you can afford it on YOUR OWN, then get the surgery. At least it will keep you out of the gene pool, weirdo.

ItalianStereotype
Apr 20th, 2004, 02:38 PM
you know, if you get bit by one you become one yourself.

Pub Lover
Apr 20th, 2004, 03:55 PM
If I donated money to this, do I get a test drive?

GADZOOKS
Apr 21st, 2004, 08:32 AM
I'll donate if you promise to have the surgeons play "crocodile rock" during the whole surgery.

Alive
Apr 22nd, 2004, 06:28 PM
"what a snapper" :)

kahljorn
Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:05 AM
Actually... a friend of mine who got a sex change, made a list of people who paid her to put out afterwords, I would consider that if the price was right. If you want to put in a decent amount, my body is as hot as the girl in your avatar, MAYBE hotter. ;)

And don't gotta worry about the genes, I'm already sterile from hormones...

And who cares if you're a homophobe, quit being so defensive of your homophobitis, stupid homophobe...

adept_ninja
Jul 27th, 2004, 12:53 AM
How much does a sex change cost anyway?

MLE
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:42 AM
that was an unneccesary bump.

ArrowX
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:45 AM
Twas :(

MLE
Jul 27th, 2004, 01:46 AM
shut up >:

FreakinStrange
Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:10 PM
my body is as hot as the girl in your avatar, MAYBE hotter. ;)

post some pictures and prove it

ArrowX
Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:41 PM
Why is this thread still Not-Locked?

executioneer
Aug 3rd, 2004, 08:08 PM
my body is as hot as the girl in your avatar, MAYBE hotter. ;)

post some pictures and prove it

he already did tardnoid

executioneer
Aug 3rd, 2004, 08:09 PM
Why is this thread still Not-Locked?

same reason you're still Not-Banned >:

point_RKO
Dec 6th, 2004, 12:42 AM
I'll give all my money in my pocket you sick fuck IF YOU COULD MAKE ME RULE THE WORLD.

Option 2: IF YOU COULD PLACE ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS IN THE BILLBOARD CHART!

Option 3: IF YOU CAN MAKE ME FUCK ALL THE WOMEN I WANT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Option 4: IF YOU CAN MAKE ME AND -RoG- BEST FREINDS...

Option 5: IF YOU MAKE ME OWN NEWGROUNDS...

Option 6: EXTERMINATE CON PEOPLE....

The choice is in your hands.... :rock

Jixby Phillips
Dec 6th, 2004, 03:19 AM
You are the worst person in the world.

Anonymous
Dec 6th, 2004, 04:09 AM
Option 7: If I ban you and never have to read something that moronic again.

MLE
Dec 6th, 2004, 04:12 AM
:love