Professor Poddar
Feb 26th, 2003, 05:07 PM
It is sheer folly to assume that we have a right to select our spouses. Nonsense, I say; fuck this distorted approach to life! The aforesaid alleged freedom deviates from traditional avenues leading toward contentment and bliss, thereby engendering widespread confusion, immorality, and deviant sexual behavior. I must impress on you: adopt the arranged-marriage system NOW, or your already-eroding society will undoubtedly plummet from the precipice on which it presently teeters.
Marriage is not simply a 3-month-long romp in the sheets followed by inevitable indifference and eventual divorce, as you Americans seem to believe, but a union of like-minded (and spiritually aligned) individuals. The divorce rate in India is a FRACTION of what it is here, and by all accounts married life is more harmonious and satisfying there as well. What the FUCK does this tell you?
I recently met my bride-to-be. Her name is Ravika. I couldn't be happier with her, I tell you- she's beautiful, intelligent, companionable, and more importantly: she was born into a similarly high caste. The bastardizing cross pollination, as it were, rotting out Western societies from the inside out is a fucking sham-- rich must not breed with poor, and so on. Each MUST know his place.
My parents did all the work for me! By placing an advert in a Delhi newspaper, they soon had secured arrangements with a likeminded family there, and darling Ravika shall consequently be flown over to join me. While you single people here are all but throwing away your time and money playing the "game", I can sit back and enter into a fruitful relationship with she with whom I was DESTINED to be united.
Abandon your fucking lamentable (and indeed downright harmful!) Judeo-Christian morality by the proverbial roadside, and adhere to Eastern wisdom for a change. You may find the results pleasantly surprising!
Marriage is not simply a 3-month-long romp in the sheets followed by inevitable indifference and eventual divorce, as you Americans seem to believe, but a union of like-minded (and spiritually aligned) individuals. The divorce rate in India is a FRACTION of what it is here, and by all accounts married life is more harmonious and satisfying there as well. What the FUCK does this tell you?
I recently met my bride-to-be. Her name is Ravika. I couldn't be happier with her, I tell you- she's beautiful, intelligent, companionable, and more importantly: she was born into a similarly high caste. The bastardizing cross pollination, as it were, rotting out Western societies from the inside out is a fucking sham-- rich must not breed with poor, and so on. Each MUST know his place.
My parents did all the work for me! By placing an advert in a Delhi newspaper, they soon had secured arrangements with a likeminded family there, and darling Ravika shall consequently be flown over to join me. While you single people here are all but throwing away your time and money playing the "game", I can sit back and enter into a fruitful relationship with she with whom I was DESTINED to be united.
Abandon your fucking lamentable (and indeed downright harmful!) Judeo-Christian morality by the proverbial roadside, and adhere to Eastern wisdom for a change. You may find the results pleasantly surprising!