While we're at it, Lets bomb France [Archive]

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:40 PM

I say that on top of fighting Iraq, we fight France. Think about it, those assholes would never have won any of the wars they were in without us such as WWI, WWII. Now they have the balls to say that are against our going into Iraq? No way. On top of that, they have refused to use words from america such as hamburger but they obviously don't know that hamburger is a german word, those silly fucks. After we defeat France, we take their cheese and fine wine and jam it directly up their asses, after we drink the wine of course. I may be over reacting to this subject but I think that is't wrong to turn your back on a country that has helped you through so many hard times. I just don't see a point for it. It would be great if there was a massive terrorist attack over there and they looked to us for help and we just said ' sorry'. Oh yeah, and I mean no offense to any of you out there who are French, I am not racist, I just have a lot of anger issues.

CaptainBubba

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:42 PM

You forgot the monkeys who throw cheese bombs and the midget launcher bazookas you silly sterile fucktard.

ItalianStereotype

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:44 PM

you are SUCH a fag forum

sspadowsky

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:48 PM

Me: You're a fucking idiot. Not only are you juvenile and inarticulate, you can't even post a topic in the right forum.

Furthermore, had you paid any attention in grade school history, you'd know that we could not have won the Revolutionary War without France's help.

Not that I think they're great now. They like Jerry Lewis, for Christ's sake.

At any rate, kindly get your shit together, or take a walk.
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Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:52 PM

This thread sucks and so does me >:

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:53 PM

Indeed.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:56 PM

You suck too >:

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 05:59 PM

Try saying some of that shit in real life inside a bar.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:01 PM

You suck too >:.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:10 PM

I understand about the revolutionary war but they would not have won WWI without us. Germany and the central powers at that time would have crushed France but we stepped in and helped. As for the wrong forum thing, you have to understand how lazy I am. If I were starving to death and there was a steak out of reach I would not get up to get it. So I came up with the idea while in this forum site and I just wrote it down. France was one of our biggest allies but they turned around and stuck it up our ass, even they only sent like 100 troops or even supported us it would be fine but they don't want any part of America other than the money and the trade.

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:12 PM

Do you really think I'm going to stop posting because some whiny little teenager with down syndrome tells me too?

Oh and Hartman, I don't give half a shit what you think. You are no different from Retro Kat, Robo, and all these other retards in my eyes. All you newerbies are the same. Why don't you all just leave? What are you? A bunch of masochists? Are you too dumb to notice no one likes you here? Do you think this is some initiation? Well it's not. We just want you to leave and never come back. We don't want you to keep posting here.

Now for the love of god, just shut the hell up and exit stage right. Thank you.

That's so funny because I was just thinking the very same thing about you. Except I do not have delusional problems enough to refer to myself in the plural.

Unlike Captain Robo, GnrySrgtHartman, and a few others, I can take a hint. Obviously, most of you don't want me here. So, the best thing to do is just leave.

Bye everyone. It was fun while it lasted.
Ok?

And yeah, he did this before. He said he wouldn't be joining the new forums.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:14 PM

Oh yeah, sspasdowsky, I am quite articulate and I'm in High School in the top 5% of my class. I am an unbelivable hockey player and have colleges such as Michigan state, BU, BC and Harvard looking to offer me scholarships. I think proves how articulate I am.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:15 PM

Oh oh! Let me caption this post!

GnrySrgtHartman gets desperate for comebacks so he recycles posts from other threads. :)

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:16 PM

I understand about the revolutionary war but they would not have won WWI without us.

So basically, their debt to America is just more important then America's debt to them.

Narrow-minded moron.

MrAdventure

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:18 PM

You sound like ass.

Your writing technique is flawed, and I'll be kind enough to restate the fact that you're posting this in the wrong forum.

Your reasoning is inept, having done little or no research, and you've presented nothing but the illegitimate bastard child of an argumentative opinion.

SO STFU

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:21 PM

Oh oh! Let me caption this post!

GnrySrgtHartman gets desperate for comebacks so he recycles posts from other threads.

This comes from a guy who posts "leaving" threads to he can get the peoples opinions on how they like him?

Please add more smiley faces to you're posts :). And give your reply in the form of a question.

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:23 PM

Actually, it's monkeys with napalm shit and midgits strapped to nukes with heavy machineguns. And if it wasn't for the French, does that me that we'd all be British? And me, you're a stupid illiterate bastard who can't play hockey for shit. HAHAHAHAHA.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:23 PM

This comes from a guy who posts "leaving" threads to he can get the peoples opinions on how they like him?

Please add more smiley faces to you're posts . And give your reply in the form of a question.

:lol

This coming from a guy who sounds like a retard every time he posts?

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:24 PM

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/gedney.jpg

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:25 PM

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:30 PM

I strongly detest the idea that actions in the past somehow grant the US the right to do whatever the fuck it wants. It's like branding Bush God Emperor of Earth without telling anyone. It's like standing by idlely and watching while the guy that saved your life a week ago beats up a woman.

You seem to value loyalty over principles. It's that kind of mentality that's caused a lot of grief throughout history.

MrAdventure

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:31 PM

http://www.eomaha.com/gallery/globetrotters/pic2.jpg

NO REALLY "ME" STFU

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:32 PM

This coming from a guy who sounds like a retard every time he posts?

I gotta say Rongi, your sarcasm has improved, no more of the "fuck off and die" messages that i've so commonly heard. Nice reference to me being a retard though, I have'nt heard that one before.

P.S- Put an "is" in that sentence you "retard" :)

ItalianStereotype

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:33 PM

I think proves how articulate I am.

:rolleyes

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:33 PM

Inside the lines, FS. Or else it's the corner for you >:

Les Waste

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:35 PM

MrAdventure that is the greatest picture ever >:

and how about this bullshit

Oh yeah, sspasdowsky, I am quite articulate and I'm in High School in the top 5% of my class. I am an unbelivable hockey player and have colleges such as Michigan state, BU, BC and Harvard looking to offer me scholarships. I think proves how articulate I am.
You idiot douchebag. I seriously hope you get hit in the face with a hockey puck, and it crushes one of eyeballs, and the last thing you see before you die in a puddle of your own teeth, hair and blood is what appears to be a scrambled egg, except the yolk looks alot like a pupil and there's a lot more blood.

Cunt. >:

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:35 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE HARTMAN :rolleyes

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:36 PM

MR. Adventure, do have nothing better to say than STFU? Do you know how to spell? I will teach you. STFU are letters. When you put letters together you get words. Then guess what, you put the words together to make sentences, sentences to make paragraphs. So why don't you take my advice and spell out STFU.

OK?

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:37 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ME :rolleyes

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:37 PM

that won't happen, I wear a cage.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:38 PM

I SAID SHUT UP >:

MrAdventure

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:40 PM

Would you care to read my first post, "me"?

It's waiting for you.

It shows what I think of you.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:41 PM

Rongi, I haven't done anything to you, Hartman has, so take your anger out on him, not me.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:42 PM

ARE YOU GAY? SORRY, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU :rolleyes.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:44 PM

so does that mean that what I say is BS because I know that when I talk fart's don't come out so you must be saying that I talk BS which is cool with me.

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:45 PM

First things first, me, you're a fucking retard. Second, what the hell is "Shut the fuck up and die me." What the hell does "die me" mean? Oh yeah, and I take it this thread is about dead.

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:45 PM

YOUR COMEBACKS SUCK :lol

Blatant

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:45 PM

french people suck

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:46 PM

me, farts come out of you all of the time, mostly through your vagina though.

Les Waste

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:47 PM

I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.

I also hope burglars shoot your parents in a botched robbery, your grandmother gets sodomized and killed on the bus by a man with down syndrome who wants to make a baby, all your only friends (both of them) are killed by a drunk driver. I also hope you get face cancer, cunt.

>:

CaptainBubba

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:47 PM

Are you sure you weren't the #1 student in your school EVER, and when you graduated they named you "most likely to be incredibly articulate and super ultra really smart"?.

I'm pretty sure I read about you inventing the cure for AIDS in the newspaper and causing the hottest girl in your school to break the world record for most simultaneous orgasmic spasms.

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:50 PM

No, I bet me is the UltraSuperCoolExtraSuperSmartUnbelievablyArticulat eGreatestHockeyPlayerEver at his school, and yes, I know that was retarded.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:50 PM

Wow, Rongi, even though you are making fun of me I have to give you credit, those were some of the best insults I have ever heard. You put more thought into the hockey thing then most doctors have. I am not being sarcastic, those are great insults.

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:51 PM

sorry, that last post goes outto Les Waste.

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:55 PM

I HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THIS THREAD, NO NEED FOR THANKS THOUGH. http://mywebpages.comcast.net/aandjz/fat%20cat.jpg

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:56 PM

holy fucking shit, that is definitely THE biggest cat I have ever seen, now if we'd send that thing into Iraq........

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:57 PM

You are so not funny >:.

MrAdventure

Feb 27th, 2003, 06:57 PM

>: I DON'T KNOW THAT REALLY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL
WHOEVER MADE IT NEEDS MORE INTEGRITY

Feb 27th, 2003, 07:00 PM

what do you feed a cat to make it that big, that thing's huge!

Lynchie

Feb 27th, 2003, 07:00 PM

yeah, I know I'm not funny, I just make these gay ass jokes

Rongi

Feb 27th, 2003, 07:01 PM

That was directed to hartman, but you're not funny either :/.

Rez

Feb 27th, 2003, 07:37 PM

blah blah bitch whine war boobs francesuxoridontGIVEASHITWHATYOUTHINK >:

sadie

Feb 27th, 2003, 08:14 PM

i can't disagree with the details.
but i'm truly sorry for anyone who could sift through those details and somehow arrive at the presented conclusion.

Rez

Feb 27th, 2003, 08:20 PM

and anyway does anyone really think someone would get outraged at this? hate is such crap, you just sound lazy and ignorant when you go "nuke the fuckers" implying you can't think past your thumb.

Feb 27th, 2003, 08:34 PM

yea, that bugs me too, u can't even hold a half way intelligent conversation with someone who thinks that we should nuke everybody.

Krythor

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:39 AM

me, you are the dumbest fuck in the entire world....ever :)

America didn't bail france out of WWI, do you even realize how many countries were actually involved? Somehow I doubt that Germany and Austria-Hungary could have single handedly defeated the 70-80% of the world that joined the war in the following years, but I digress.

It's so great that you're in the "top 5%" of your classes, it's too bad that your head has inflated so much that you have such an ignorant view of the world. Oh well, you'll die someday :)

Carnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 07:11 AM

I'd just like to say on behalf of myself, Apportioner, Edorian, Max, and every other Massachusetts Mocker that me is a poor representative of our fine state and ask that no association be made between any of us and him. He's probably one of the Hill People from the western part of the state.

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:08 PM

nope, south shore all the way

KevinTheOmnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:23 PM

silly me.

sspadowsky

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:31 PM

I thought that someone as important and politcially correct as you would know where I am coming from FS, after all, you are the ruler of Australia. I didn't exactley mean that, as far as I'm concerned we payed them back, we've helped fight in numerous wars and we helped them rebuild after WWII. They helped us get our freedom which I am grateful to them for but it's not just right to stick it up another countries ass like they did to us, especiallt when that country is your greatest allie. And I'm not just against France here either, Mexico isn't with us but I don't have as much on them as on france except that if Mexico is so good that can refuse to help us, why is it then that all of their citizens cross the border to come here?

Dude, if this is any mark of your intellect, and you claim to be in the top 5%, that brings about one of two possibilities:

1) You're lying through your fuckin' teeth, or
2) You're in one of those schools that's so poor that they cut the English and History departments to save funding for the hockey team.

Now shut the fuck up.
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Lynchie

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:34 PM

Actually, he's lying through his fucking teeth, me's such a stupid prick. He actually thought someone would believe him.

Carnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:35 PM

He goes to a special school.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:38 PM

Me, you bring shame to the great state of Massachusetts. Please leave immediatley.

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:41 PM

Lynchie

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:43 PM

Fuck you guys, you wouldn't know intellegence if it bit you on the ass. Who are all of you to make fun of the great me? I bet half you fucks are computer nerds who have never had a girlfriend or a normal job in your lives. So until you have met the great me, STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

THE GREAT ME? What the fuck are you saying, I bet you never had a girlfriend in your life you faggot fuck. You should learn to shut the hell up when you are getting your ass kicked by about 10 people you little fucking whore.

glowbelly

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:45 PM

I BET YOU ARE A SUPER SMART HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO HATES THE FRENCH AND PLAYS HOCKEY ON ICE :(

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:46 PM

I bet that me is the type of kid who's mom fights all of his battles. One of those geek fags in school who has never broken a rule in his life. And then when he mouths off to some kid he tells mommy and she makes everything all better for him.

Lynchie

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:49 PM

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

Look at this pussy fag, and I hope I did the quotes right. Do you really think anyone will stop you little asshole. It'll be funny if some French fucker kicks the shit out of you, wouldn't it.

slavemason

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:49 PM

I'm sure me would stop if he wasn't getting off on it. Three pages of this shit so far. Let this dinosaur die.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:50 PM

yea, but how often do you get to make fun of someone who opens him self up as much as me?

slavemason

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:52 PM

What, are you homebound? There are stupid fuckers everywhere.

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:53 PM

My moms dead, she got hit by a truck, thanx for bringing it up chupacabra.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:55 PM

ok, so how can you be so smart yet your mother is dumb enough to get hit by a car? And there is no one as dumb as " The Great ME"

What Bull shit

KevinTheOmnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:56 PM

mom's.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 03:59 PM

me, to bad she wasn't holding you when she got hit by the car, she would have done the world a favour by killing you.

KevinTheOmnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:00 PM

wow, that's brutal.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:03 PM

The Great Me once again opens himself up to a truck load of insults

glowbelly

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM

and gets hit harder than his mother did :(

Bennett

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:30 PM

I got a great new signature

KevinTheOmnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:31 PM

:lol

GnrySgtHartman

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:44 PM

I bet half you fucks are computer nerds who have never had a girlfriend or a normal job in your lives

Actually, this detail is pretty accurate. Nice job.

KevinTheOmnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:47 PM

What's neglected is that many on this board (not myself, I am a total loser at times) actually MAKE their money being "computer nerds," thus their ability to be on so much.

Krythor

Feb 28th, 2003, 04:50 PM

Were you seriously expecting sympathy for admitting that your mother is dead? You deserve every tasteless joke with the punchline ending in "...across the windsheild" that you've got coming for you.

Carnivore

Feb 28th, 2003, 07:05 PM

You should just change your user name to match the sign that you daily find taped to your back: Kick me! You called down the thunder big time and cried like a bitch when it came time to reap the whirlwind. You can save face by admitting you were a complete dumbass, apologizing, and trying again. Scorn us now and you are beyond redemption.

Rez

Feb 28th, 2003, 07:11 PM

and gets hit harder than his mother did :(

:lol

jeez, guys :(

...

:lol

Feb 28th, 2003, 08:04 PM

You guys are a bunch of senseless nerds. Do you know how much it hurts to lose something that you truely loved? No because none of lost anything, not even, unlike myself, my virginty. So fuck you guys and go to hell. Bitches.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 08:08 PM

Rez

Feb 28th, 2003, 08:27 PM

So does that mean that you miss your virginity? I bet you lost your virginity to your momand thats why you miss her so much. If there is one person who should have hit the windsheild it was you, well, I bet your mom deserved it too. And what was up with Bitches? You are such a fag, leave Massachusetts immediatley!

you suck.

"uh butchu lost yer virrgunity to yuh mummuh ees why u miees hur tho mush"

>:

i don't have sympathy for "me" but that was 6th grade asshole retarded.

El chupacabra

Feb 28th, 2003, 08:35 PM

I know that was retarded but nothing else came to mind and I needed a halfway decent insult, even if it was 6th grade humour

Malevolent

Feb 28th, 2003, 09:32 PM

I made no mention of your mother and offered you a second chance. You wasted that chance. Staying here longer would be masochistic. You have been warned.

Zero

Mar 1st, 2003, 07:05 PM

me, it just so happens that I attend your high school and if i remember correctly, you're one of the retarded children in the remedial classes. Oh yeah, and when did you develop the split personality. Creating a second username, in this case el chupacabra, just so you can make fun of yourself is pretty damn gay.

Thank you.

Zebra 3

Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:43 AM

I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.
:lol - It's impossible today for a hockey stick blade to accidently poke through a full face cage, but there's the hope that he's really that good of a player, and it all ends tragically somewhere on a Canadian major junior rink that does allow half shields.