IE full of those "search" toolbars!

[BlueOatmeal]

I open up IE one morning and it took a while to load up and there are now 2 extra fucking search toolbars!
One is from lycos and another is from i-lookup.com that loves to hijack my godamn homepage.
I try taking them off through the toolbar menu but when I relode IE they come the fuck back.
I've also tried spybot, ad-aware, and spyware blaster but nothing fucking works! Can anyone fucking help me? I'm going insane and fill like crying like a little homo.

[AChimp]

Nothing in the Add/Remove Programs list? Something from Lycos should at least have that, but chances are it's not official. :(

[pjalne]

Every fucking computer at school is full of those things. And there are about five weather report variants in the task bar. And something is trying to access the floppy drive every five minutes. And I must have uninstalled that damn "Save!" thing fifteen times the last month. People need to stop blindly clicking "yes" whenever something pops up.

[Emu]

YOU'RE THE (ARBITRARY NUMBER)TH VISITOR TO THIS SITE! WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FREE SPEEDBOAT ads installed on your computer NOW???!

YES CLOSE WINDOW(but really open 6 more pop ups)

[Cap'n Crunch]

The only one I have is this google one and it blocks bad pop ups. It's the bomb diggity.