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Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 12:06 PM
Who would beat in a fight to the death between the toughest dinosaur and a dragon?
James
May 3rd, 2004, 12:18 PM
No matter who wins, your dad will still burn your penis with matches. So does it really matter?
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 12:21 PM
No matter who wins, your dad will still burn your penis with matches. So does it really matter?

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
CastroMotorOil
May 3rd, 2004, 01:21 PM
Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
Sam
May 3rd, 2004, 01:22 PM
We pushed your grandmother down the steps.
executioneer
May 3rd, 2004, 01:25 PM
dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/
Matt Harty
May 3rd, 2004, 01:30 PM
We pushed your grandmother down the steps.

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
Sam
May 3rd, 2004, 01:32 PM
We pushed your grandmother down the steps.

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
Flynn
May 3rd, 2004, 02:11 PM
The dinosaur would win, because it would confuse the dragon with its crappy children's show, then bite the dragon's head off. Also, if the dinosaur was part robot with missile launchers and such, the dragon would stand no chance. But dragons can breath fire. The dinosaur could have maybe a giant fire extinguisher for an arm. Unfortunately, Dinosaurs are diabetic and allergic to chocolate, so this would be a potent weapon against them. Fortunately for the Dinosaur, however, most candy store owners are horribly racist against dragons. They will probably not do business with them. On the other hand, this question is childish and stupid, and is not worth discussing. Dinosaurs have not been around for 65 million years, and Dragons never have. Questions like these are similiar to queries like, "Who would win? Cobra Commander or Shredder?" These are questions only brain damaged grade schoolers would ask. Which leads to the question, "Are you a brain damaged grade schooler?" Many would point out that the paragraph above is evidence of my own stupidity. Unfortunately, I cannot argue with that assertion. Life has dealt me a shitty hand, and I must make do with my ridiculously small brain. And penis. But don't make fun, I can't help it. Making fun of me would be like making fun of retarded people, like Doomsday.
Matt Harty
May 3rd, 2004, 02:19 PM
These are questions only brain damaged grade schoolers would ask. Which leads to the question, "Are you a brain damaged grade schooler?" Many would point out that the paragraph above is evidence of my own stupidity. Unfortunately, I cannot argue with that assertion. Life has dealt me a shitty hand, and I must make do with my ridiculously small brain. And penis. But don't make fun, I can't help it.

Why would you do that to yourself? :lol
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 02:39 PM
Who would win? Cobra Commander or Shredder?

That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot. Shredder would win, obviously.

A better question would be, "Who would win, the GI Joe troops or the Transformers"?

How about the Ninja Turtles vs. Spiderman?

Captain Planet vs. Green Lantern?
Dole
May 3rd, 2004, 02:40 PM
"That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot."

read YOUR fucking post, you mong faced twatlord.
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 02:42 PM
dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/

Do you know what a Komodo Dragon is, you twat?
Matt Harty
May 3rd, 2004, 02:44 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE WRONG
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 02:45 PM
"That is a very stupid question and you're an idiot."

read YOUR fucking post, you mong faced twatlord.

You sound angry. Go swallow an antacid and sit the fuck down, moron.
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 02:49 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE WRONG

... about what? Enlighten me, genius.
Rev. Danno
May 3rd, 2004, 02:50 PM
Ok guys a new one... Fonzie Vs. Cap'n Kirk!
Who would win?
Fists only, no weapons!
Whooo! :dunce
Doomsday
May 3rd, 2004, 02:56 PM
Ok guys a new one... Fonzie Vs. Cap'n Kirk!
Who would win?
Fists only, no weapons!

Kirk.

Fonzie was a young punk. He pretended to be tough but he was all image.
DamnthatDavid
May 3rd, 2004, 03:09 PM
You, sir, are an idiot.

If we study the Waslow Hiearchy pyramid theme, you will find that corespondent mothers and the times of X - Y divided by the tanget of 7+2 equals:

Why bother replying to the thread if you're not going to answer the question you dumbfuck.
mburbank
May 3rd, 2004, 04:15 PM
Doomsday, doomsday, doomsday, where do I know that name from?

It brings to mind self congratulatory posing, puerile boasting, the drone of mosquito when you're trying to sleep, mindless trolling, insecurity....

Nope. I'm getting nothing.
Spooky
May 3rd, 2004, 04:20 PM
dinosaurs because dragons have lung cancer from all the smoke :-(
Cap'n Crunch
May 3rd, 2004, 04:38 PM
A dinosaur would win because it was jerk off in the dragon's eye. :(
Rongi
May 3rd, 2004, 04:40 PM
:lol
kellychaos
May 3rd, 2004, 04:48 PM
dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/

Do you know what a Komodo Dragon is, you twat?

Well, they're not extinct, so I guess the dragons already won. The End.
DamnthatDavid
May 3rd, 2004, 04:52 PM
Doomsday, doomsday, doomsday, where do I know that name from?

The guy on the motorcycle from Animal House?
No, wait, thats Mayday.

Dr. Strangelove? The Russians Doomsday device?

Or any sort of Comic Book Villian?
executioneer
May 3rd, 2004, 05:27 PM
dragons aren't real so dinosaurs :/

that wasn't the kind of dragon you meant and you know it >:
Nerd
May 3rd, 2004, 05:53 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT:

When the first dinosaur bones were found, they first thought they were dragons'?

NOW YOU KNOW
executioneer
May 3rd, 2004, 06:00 PM
get right out of town
Comrade Rocket
May 3rd, 2004, 09:14 PM
:themoreyouknow
Captain Robo
May 3rd, 2004, 10:53 PM
WHO WOULD WIN:

HERPES OR TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN >:
Dole
May 4th, 2004, 09:34 AM
Who would win: dungeons vs dragons?
Spectre X
May 4th, 2004, 09:37 AM
Who would beat in a fight to the death between the toughest dinosaur and a dragon?

YOU KILLED SUPERMAN YOU FUCk! >:
pjalne
May 4th, 2004, 09:51 AM
DID YOU KNOW THAT:

When the first dinosaur bones were found, they first thought they were dragons'?

NOW YOU KNOW

There's a Chinese myth about dragon who walked up the stairway to heaven and fell down and died. Some guy probably found some dinosaur bones and made up a story around it.

Also, Carl Sagan had some theories about dragons being a result of genetic memories of dinosaurs passed down from the early mammals. Kind of like how a cat knows how to react to mice before ever seeing one. Which could explain why you find dragons in so many cultures that have had very little contact with each other. It could also be a crock of shit. I read it in a book called Dragons of Eden, I think.
Tropical
May 4th, 2004, 10:00 AM
Who will win in a tag team extreme tea party?

Doomsday/UPC vs. Kelly Chaos/Captain Robo?
Matt Harty
May 4th, 2004, 10:09 AM
oh the possibilities but i think in a turn of events robo would kill everyone :victor
Captain Robo
May 4th, 2004, 03:35 PM
No really, UPC would win :(
kellychaos
May 4th, 2004, 03:39 PM
Earl Grey or Herbal?