Jamesman "Story" Time

[James]

http://www.users.uswest.net/~jhoneycutt/fatty.jpg

HELLO I AM AN EAT MACHINE RARARARAR

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GOODNESS YOU ARE A WYLD STALLYN AREN'T YOU IF YOU SMELLLELELELELELELOWWWWW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN

http://www.sweetart.co.uk/man%20in%20chair%20big.jpg

I WILL LET YOU EAT ME EAT MACHINE BUT IT WILL COST YOU A DOLLAR AND THE SOUL OF YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN

http://www.hashbro.com/img/nerd-faggot-eating-pikachu.jpg

I'M LIKE A BIRD I'LL ONLY FLY AWAY

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/04/08/pearly-queen-mum.jpg

HEY WE WILL PLAY AT ALL YOURS WEDDINGS ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT NIGGA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

http://www.morningbuzz.net/images/osama%20head%20splat-2.jpg

THE WEDDING IS OFF NOW I AM A WIDOW AND A SEX OFFENDER

[Lotida]

>:

[Anonymous]

I thought this thread would be about obsessing over an unattainable woman.

[Big Papa Goat]

You mean it wasn't?

[Emu]

Team up with Mr Adventure >:

[Captain Robo]

Just doin a little batting practice on your bike[/b]

[Spastic Colon]

Okay, wait, but. . . I have no place here. :(