Number One!

[Slinky Ferret]

If you type in the word "Sarcastic" on Ask Jeeves what search results it brings back! As you can see, sometimes search engines work:

1. I-Mockery.com - Twisted, Cynical, Sarcastic, Evil, Odd, Humor to soothe the soul!
I-Mockery.com : Dedicated to making a mockery out of all things adored by the general public. Dedicated to exposing people who take themselves far too seriously. Dedicated to shattering empty causes and empty words. Dedicated to giving due credit to works...
http://www.i-mockery.com/

:imock

[Captain Robo]

That was acutally pretty good. Thank you for not gaying up the forum as your fellow noobs do.

[Ihach]

slinky ferret isnt a noob there robo.....

[Slinky Ferret]

Who is Captain Robo and what are fellow noobs?

(How do you pronounce that by the way, is it noobs as in sounding like boobs but with an N? Or is it like noobs as in sounding like knobs?)

Anyway, why do I struggle so hard to find some interesting posts to read while at uni? I'm disapointed in you all.

Especially Chojin, he seems off form!

[Zomboid]

And once again, robo shows us all how stupid and new he is :)
Edit: Slinky, I miss the old icon:(

[Slinky Ferret]

Why did you like that icon? I don't really think I should use it again because animated gifs can be really annoying. Also there is an inferior who has decided to use Hobbes as their user icon.

How can I revert to my dear Calvin when there is a Hobbes being used by someone I don't even know. Still I will put a Calvin pic up of some sort if you wish.

[FartinMowler]

I think that this site has gotten stale without Mburbank.

[Mockery]

If you type in the word "Sarcastic" on Ask Jeeves what search results it brings back! As you can see, sometimes search engines work

Cool deal Slinky, thanks for lettin me know. Though, honestly, I think the only search engines people really use these days are Google and Yahoo. All the other site ranking/search sites out there are pretty useless, though some webmasters still obsess about getting ranked on them. :)

[Zomboid]

Why did you like that icon? I don't really think I should use it again because animated gifs can be really annoying. Also there is an inferior who has decided to use Hobbes as their user icon.

How can I revert to my dear Calvin when there is a Hobbes being used by someone I don't even know. Still I will put a Calvin pic up of some sort if you wish.

Calvin and Hobbes is one of my favorite comic strips, so you must have a calvin icon again :(

[mburbank]

Slinky is a Nooo-ooob, Slinky is a Nooooo-ooob and Noooo-ooob a Noooo-ooob! GooooOOOOOOOOO SLINKY!



See? Not stale any more. It's like I'm magic.

[kellychaos]

Also there is an inferior who has decided to use Hobbes as their user icon.

How can I revert to my dear Calvin when there is a Hobbes being used by someone I don't even know. Still I will put a Calvin pic up of some sort if you wish.

I have changed my avatar therefore absolving you and leaving you free to Calvinize your postings. Besides, I'm a noob ... why would you consider my feelings at all ... I mean ... being inferior and all. :)

[sadie]

your feelings?

[kellychaos]

your feelings?

Exactly! :newbie :)

[Slinky Ferret]

KC: Sorry mate I don't even know you at all!

I was just using some of the old British wit. You know... sarcasm?

Jack Skellington & Ihach what were your names on the old board? I loose track of who is who. Can we have some page on i-mockery as a message board cast list? We could even have a list of who is a noob.

I object to being called something I do not know the pronunciation of. *growls at Mr Mburbank*. If I am a noob, then you my dear are one too. :love

Hold on... why is there a rather large black boot on the Emoticons page?

[kellychaos]

KC: Sorry mate I don't even know you at all!

I was just using some of the old British wit. You know... sarcasm?



I realized that, of course. It's really not a problem anyway as I had changed to my new avatar prior to this thread so it's avatars under the bridge. Cheers! :)

[Zomboid]

I was "zomboid01". I mainly posted in gaming though. There's a thread somewhere around here with the old names and such.

[Slinky Ferret]

I was "zomboid01". I mainly posted in gaming though. There's a thread somewhere around here with the old names and such.

Where is it? I can't find it! :tear

[Zomboid]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=1283&highlight=#1283

It was never a big thread...but it covers a few people.

[mburbank]

SLINKY CALLED ME MR!

You British Gals are so cool.




Anyways, a Noob, pronounced Newb, rhymes with boob, is a Newbie, or new person, which you hardly are around here, which is why I thought it was just hysterical tpo call you one. Also, Whatsisface was sucking up to me so I thought I'd fire off a lackluster joke and prove this sight does just fine without me. Which is reallyt moot anyway since I'm here all the damned time.

CLEAR NOW, RIGHT?!

[Slinky Ferret]

Yes I think so. Its almost 2am and time for bed I think or maybe annoy Shayne for about half an hour. I have to be up early tomorrow to jam with my cousin!

Sorry I have to do this!

:boot

Much Stompage!

[Black Flag]

I just ate an entire box of Zebra Cakes. :(