Scav Hunt is done

[Sethomas]

Holy shit, was this fun. Great pictures are to come. Here's one from last year:
http://scavhunt.uchicago.edu/photoalbum/2003thursday/IMG_0281.sized.jpg

Two of my landmark contributions were "Tribble bypass surgery" and a narguile (hookah) with two bowls and ten hose, repleat with rope light decoration. And the "wrong way to eat a Reese's" was done in such a way that you really would say "God damn, that's wrong."

For 69 points, a girl on another team got a tatoo that says "Sorry about the syphilis, can we still be cousins?" For reference, for 100 points I brought in a 60 year-old tree with various dates marked upon them, including "Dr. Yog creates the game Hunt the Wumpus," "Leningrad changes its name to St. Petersburg", and "POG Mania."

Other triumphs for the team include a sombrero with a surface area of 400 square feet, and a fully-functional, life-sized Atlassphere (those rolly things on American Gladiator) that was made of metal and DESTROYED the inferior ones of other teams.

[Comrade Rocket]

i want to know the wrong way to eat a reese's

[Sethomas]

The oh-so-obvious answer was done by at least one other team, "shove it up your ass."

What we did was have one guy sexually assault it with his tongue and then stick it down his pants and smear it around. Then, he handed it to someone else who licked out the peanut butter.

[Sethomas]

One item was: Pope Sean Paul getting lifted with a censer.

Our product:
http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pics/popeseanpaul.jpg

Note the mitre and sash done in Jamaican colors. :)

[Sethomas]

Oh god, my roomies and I were just discussing that someone ATE HIS OWN UMBILICAL CORD. And aparently, the news of this made his mother cry on fucking Mother's Day.

[FartinMowler]

Seth are you trying to be wierd? weird isn't something you can fabricate with a costume you have to be born wierd and then have a weird girl friend that makes you feel wierd and then have a kid that is wierd and take him to visit his wierd grand parents :/

[Matt Harty]

Being in a scavenger hunt isn't weird you twat.

The last scavenger hunt around here had to do with pissing on certain landmarks, spitting on rival school buildings, getting arrested, eating birdseed, egging certain houses and cars, pantsing someone elses girlfriend, finding a specific person driving around town. The list is huge but that's all I can think of. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

you kids are so crazy!!!!