Drunk Driving

[n0skillz gamer]

I just heard on our police scanner that somebody just died about half a mile away from my house. Some dude was all wasted and swirving all across the road and slammed into the other car. The intoxicated driver was arrested and the other dude is dead. Thats really all i know right now so...

Im pretty sure ya'll dont give a shit but i mean... im bored... so....

[AChimp]

So don't post. >:

[wreckreation]

lol don't you have some cum volume calculations to do? :lol

[n0skillz gamer]

Your very funny! FUCK YOU! :die

[AChimp]

I calculated that it would take you 15.27 times longer than a normal guy to fill a cup with jizz, due to your small balls. :(

[n0skillz gamer]

You didn't have to get personal :(

[AChimp]

I was referring to wreak. :(

[wreckreation]

good one chimp :lol

[n0skillz gamer]

ooh... well... YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT! :/

[Spectre X]

and someone should take a shit in your mouth, you stupid puppyrapist.

[FS]

Keep us posted on this news story!

[n0skillz gamer]

I can shit in my own mouth thank you!

[El chupacabra]

Dude, thats pretty messed up :puke

[AChimp]

It is good that wreak recognizes a scathing insult when he receives it, otherwise I would have been forced to calculate how long it would take him to fill a mustard jar with semen. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

LETS START AN "A-CHIMP HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION" THREAD :)

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/achimp.txt

[FS]

:lol