Killing a squirrel [Archive]

FartinMowler

Mar 1st, 2003, 10:14 AM

When you see a squirrel run across the street and almost get hit do you think he is saying to himself ? "Holy shit that was close!"

n0skillz gamer

Mar 1st, 2003, 10:27 AM

LOL

kellychaos

Mar 1st, 2003, 11:59 AM

No, he's probably thinking "Holy shit! I'm a squirrel and I can think. I'm goin' on Oprah." It's called anthropomorphization and it's fine if you work for Disney but I think that you've been watching too many Geiko insurance commercials.

GnrySgtHartman

Mar 1st, 2003, 01:40 PM

Was this supposed to be funny?

kellychaos

Mar 1st, 2003, 01:46 PM

Unfortunately, I think so. :/

FartinMowler

Mar 1st, 2003, 02:42 PM

what can I say. Saturday afternoon and I have no vehicle. Check out my story for the bored.

Rongi

Mar 1st, 2003, 03:05 PM

Everyone in here is a piece of shit :/.