Pssst ... Hey, Matt Harty!

[kellychaos]

How's that can of gay I got for you last week working out? I can see that you already been using some. Try not to take so much at a time though, K? ;)

[Esuohlim]

Did you buy it for him with the intent of borrowing it all the time?

[Matt Harty]

Where do you get this stuff? Your posts are like scripted babble, uninteresting and unfunny.


Here would be your response to this thread if I made it:

"YEAH I JUST GOT THAT CAN OF GAY TODAY, I'M SPREADING IT ON A SLICE OF BREAD AND ENJOYING IT WITH A CAN OF FAG. (GAY JOKE HERE)"

[kellychaos]

You guzzle well, young jedi. :bow

[Matt Harty]

YOU HANDLE A LIGHTSABER WELL

[Sam]

I SMELL LIGHTSABER IN THIS THREAD. >:

[kellychaos]

http://lightsaber.nm.ru/fanart/lukevader.jpg

[Matt Harty]

KELLY REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO BE FRIENDS?

[Matt Harty]

YEAH ME NEITHER WELL ITS BEEN FUN :rolleyes

[Sam]

YUMMY YUMMY, FRUIT SALAD. :)

[GADZOOKS]

MATT HARTY'S AVATAR, SOMEONE MAKE FUN OF IT Quick!

[camacazio]

I want the cat loaf to come back. :(

[sports]

MATT HARTY'S AVATAR, SOMEONE MAKE FUN OF IT Quick!

I ain't making fun of Jessica Alba--even though I could, it be wrong. She's totally hot. *bites bottom lip*

[kellychaos]

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going to blind!!!
And I smell like shit

[liquidstatik]

C'MON MATT! :D

[Matt Harty]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

[Sam]

NO ONE GOT MY REFERENCE. >:

ABOUT HOW IT SMELLS LIKE LIGHTSABERS IN THIS THREAD. >:

FUCK YOU GUYS. >:

[kellychaos]

Wintergreen?

[Trippy]

which colour light saber do you prefer kelly?

[kellychaos]

Butterscotch.

[Trippy]

Amazing...

[kellychaos]

I'm awash in it's sweet, buttery goodness. :)

[Trippy]

what about purple? not ur style?

[kellychaos]

Buttersctotch is more egalitarian. :)