THE ENTERTAIN -ROG- WHILE HE'S AT WORK THREAD

[Mockery]

Ok, let's see what ya got... nerfherders.

[pjalne]

I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

Also, I'm at work myself :(

[James]

http://pacmockery.ytmnd.com/

[Dole]

-The eyes are the only part of the body that never grows, they are the same size when you are born as when you die. Unless you get killed by an eye shrinking machine.

-Dean Martin once stopped Frank Sinatra from throwing his loyal manservant of twenty years off his private plane after he made Sinatra's coffee incorrectly.

-You are more likely to die in an accident involving your refrigerator than you are to win the UK national lottery jackpot if you buy a lottery ticket.

[mburbank]

My grandpaw once shot an elephant in his pajamas. Turns out it wasn't an elephant, it was elephantiasis which he had in his scrotum. This is why dypsomaniacs with elephantiasis should nto hav access to guns, no matter what the NRA has to say in it's recent pamphlet "Drunken Old Folks with Elephantiasis and the Second Amendment".

[mburbank]

http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/bigballs_freak.jpg
HERE'S AN ILLUSTRATION THAT GETS POSTED A LOT!

[Dole]

OAO finally unveils his gargantuan member to an adoring public

[Mockery]

Keep 'em comin. I'm here for quite a while today. o.O

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Sweet Jesus!!!!!! No lunch for Cosmo.......blech!!!!

[mburbank]

What do you mean 'no lunch'? That guy could feed a family of four for a month and there would still be leftovers.

[glowbelly]

oh oh i have something! give me a couple of minutes...

[glowbelly]

here are some pictures of protoclown that i dug up that crack me up:

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/baghead.jpg

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/villian.jpg

[Anonymous]

http://img.actressarchives.com/milla/italglam3.jpg

[Spectre X]

I'm wearing sodomy pants.

[glowbelly]

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/imockcon/italglambaghead.jpg

[Dole]

:love

[Mockery]

Damnit Karen, I do NOT need to associate Proto with Milla! My attraction to him is much different than my attraction to her. MUCH.























Ok... well... maybe just slightly. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:puke

[whoreable]

I see you must work really hard :rolleyes :rolleyes

[James]

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/imockcon/italglambaghead.jpg

She actually looks good, for a change.

Those should at least get a half hour of enjoyment from you.

[Mockery]

nope.

[sports]

http://2flashgames.com

That should ENTERTAIN you. But watch out...some pop-ups come along with it I think.

[James]

nope.

:rolleyes

OK, maybe you'll be less threatened by this site: http://photoshopcontest.com/

[Mockery]

nope.

:rolleyes

OK, maybe you'll be less threatened by this site: http://photoshopcontest.com/
Threatened my ass. SA is blocked by the content filters here at work, along with a bunch of my other favorite sites. And why would you post links to a huge site that most people (myself included) know about and check on a regular basis anyway? Why not just post a link to MSNBC.com while you're at it?

Kryste...

[ProfessorCool]

I have a delishous recipe for deviled eggs I can throw your way.

[James]

Kryste yourself, Mister. I didn't know you actually looked at SA all that often, nor did I know it would be blocked from your work. So that's all settled with now.

Now go be entertained by PSC. >:

[ProfessorCool]

It's really good, all you need its a pot, some boiling water, eggs, some horse radish, a tad of mayo and some mustard, and dag gummet, you have yourself a treat.

[James]

Your avatar would be funny if you put Morpheus' face of Cowboy Curtis'. Because that'd be like, The Matrix at Pee Wee's Playhouse, and he'd be a cowboy.

He could go all Matrix-y on Randy. That guy was such a dick.

[sports]

http://www.ign.com/


Video games, DVD Reviews...etc.

[ProfessorCool]

Oh yeah, you see what i was going to do is put curtis behind the matrix (the green numberss and all) but then i though "hey, why waste my time on that, it's just a stupid picture" :/

[MrAdventure]

is it fartin mowler perhaps behind this enigma of sports

[sports]

Don't know if this will entertain you or not ROG...but both Guyver movies will come out on DVD August 17th. And for a low price...of 19.97 each.

[ProfessorCool]

The canadian factor is a possibilty, and sport inabilty to seem like a person who can't raise children makes it almost a dead giveaway.

[sports]

I'm a Ameican who likes the Expos. And wtf would I want children?

[ProfessorCool]

To beat them, mowler.

[Bennett]

I'm a Ameican who likes the Expos.

:lol :lol :lol

[sports]

Damn, I can't spell...

[Bennett]

I was laughing at the concept, not at the spelling

[sports]

What, an American can't like a Canadian team?

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Usually, a person from one country is attracted to a professional sports team from another country when there is good reason ... like talent or something.

[kahljorn]

AND THE GRASS WITH IT"S GREEN AND THE GRASS WITH IT'S SCREAM.

[James]

He reminds me of Apu when he was trying to be American.

[Comrade Rocket]

One time i hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey would scribble on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class i want you to write a paper using your notes." So i wrote a paper that said, "Hello, my name is bingo. I like to climb on things. Can i have a banana. EEK EEK."

I got an F. When i told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A MONKEY." the end.

[kellychaos]

I said "Good day!"! >:

[sports]

Fez...he's so funny on T7S.

[ProfessorCool]

Is that some kind of Canadian Television Station?

[sports]

I'm lazy. T7S=That 70's Show. Sorry. Fez always says ''good day'' on it, when he's mad at someone.

[Matt Harty]

SHUT UP FARTIN >:

[kellychaos]

Stay outta this, you. This is between me and the monkey. >:

[ProfessorCool]

wouldn't that be That 7's Show?

So that would make Fez an Aztec Warrior?

[Jixby Phillips]

comrade rocket thank you for telling the same exact stupid unfunny story you told a few weeks ago.

[sports]

TSN is a Toronto Sports Station I believe, ProfessorCool.

[kellychaos]

wouldn't that be That 7's Show?

It's a hilarious new sitcom set directly after the death of Christ and the comedy that ensues amongst the apostles as they set about spreading the Word.

[executioneer]

comrade rocket thank you for telling the same exact stupid unfunny story you told a few weeks ago.

don't you mean BRAK :rolleyes

[AChimp]

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com

:lol

[Sethomas]

THAT WAS AN APE, NOT A MONKEY. >:

[Comrade Rocket]

comrade rocket thank you for telling the same exact stupid unfunny story you told a few weeks ago.

don't you mean BRAK :rolleyes

Finally :rolleyes

[HickMan]

Maybe your package is coming :eek














Maybe it's not! :eek

[Mockery]

Yeah right. :/

[Supafly345]

Your Welcome
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