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Mockery
May 21st, 2004, 10:25 AM
http://www.brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html

this one is pretty awesome too:
http://www.brandonbird.com/tesh.html

camacazio
May 21st, 2004, 10:56 AM
The 1st one is cool on account of megatron, but the second I just don't get.

Mockery
May 21st, 2004, 10:59 AM
It's fucking John Tesh looking like a badass. Look at that tattoo and the ripped arms! He's just "waiting for adventure" as it clearly states. It's perfect!

pjalne
May 21st, 2004, 10:59 AM
I don't get it either. The first one is cool, though.

Mockery
May 21st, 2004, 11:00 AM
:explode

pjalne
May 21st, 2004, 11:05 AM
I'm from Urop-land, I can't know who all your racecar drivers are :(

Mockery
May 21st, 2004, 11:09 AM
:domo

Emu
May 21st, 2004, 01:01 PM
edit: oh, nevermind :(

Cosmo Electrolux
May 21st, 2004, 02:08 PM
that guy is the greatest artist ever.....the Dreamer rules.....

McClain
May 21st, 2004, 02:28 PM
Seriously. That guys whole portfolio rocks. If I had the money I'd buy some shit. Him and Miguel Calderon - the guy whose oil paintings were featured in the Royal Tenebaums.

James
May 21st, 2004, 02:49 PM
:yawn

Why does Walken look like he's wearing a diaper? >:

Bennett
May 21st, 2004, 02:57 PM
this guy is awesome... apparently he's the one who did the law and order coloring book?

I'm definitely gonna buy some posters.... probably elysium, the colors are great and mr. t rules... the one with michael landon and the squid is awesome as well.

Mike
May 21st, 2004, 03:02 PM
It's fucking John Tesh looking like a badass. Look at that tattoo and the ripped arms! He's just "waiting for adventure" as it clearly states. It's perfect!

I had no idea looking like a badass was so easy.

Mockery
May 21st, 2004, 03:05 PM
:yawn

Why does Walken look like he's wearing a diaper? >:
It's a jacket tied around his waist, douchebag. >:

McClain
May 21st, 2004, 03:09 PM
Despite the entropic effect he has on the board, James is soooo cool when he's stoic. :love

James
May 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM
It's a jacket tied around his waist, douchebag. >:

It completely blends and becomes part of his pants. And he also looks a bit frumpy in the tummy region. This is a disgrace to Walken, and I demand this painting be put into a gas chamber and then burned. >:

sports
May 21st, 2004, 03:18 PM
It completely blends and becomes part of his pants. And he also looks a bit frumpy in the tummy region. This is a disgrace to Walken, and I demand this painting be put into a gas chamber and then burned.


Isn't that just a ''tad'' to harsh? :/

James
May 21st, 2004, 03:24 PM
It's more offensive to Walken than Archie Bunker was to Mexicans. And I just can't forgive the frail and bloated portrayal of Walken. He should be represented as an Adonis. A God among men. He should be summoning the depths of hell and unleashing blasts of lightning from his nipples. THAT'S the Walken I know and love.

AChimp
May 21st, 2004, 03:27 PM
Walken must be making the robot' run on Tab, because there's no way he would be drinking it... :x

Bennett
May 21st, 2004, 03:28 PM
the fact that he's building a robot is cool enough in my book

Spectre X
May 21st, 2004, 03:56 PM
The 1st one is cool on account of megatron, but the second I just don't get.

Megatron?

kellychaos
May 21st, 2004, 04:06 PM
I like them a lot but, somehow, the shadowing seems off in parts of them. I can't put my finger on how, exactly, but it's distracting.

pjalne
May 21st, 2004, 04:29 PM
I'm seriously considering buying a print of the Michael Landon one.

CastroMotorOil
May 21st, 2004, 05:24 PM
i think he has john tesh dressed as johnny knoxville, isn't that the jacket he always wears? and the big ass belt buckle?
http://mix.hive.no/~gaarder/Johnny.jpg

ProfessorCool
May 21st, 2004, 09:05 PM
:explode

I get it rog...

Worship at Red Rocks :lol

The Retro Kat
May 22nd, 2004, 12:02 AM
That badass kat in the first one looks like Chirstopher Walken.

Command Prompt
May 22nd, 2004, 12:07 AM
Why is Cristopher Walken fixing a robot? I don't get art. :(

Emu
May 22nd, 2004, 12:13 AM
It is Walken. I posted something about it looking like him, then I clicked the bigger picture and I noticed the filename was "walken_big."

sadie
May 23rd, 2004, 01:46 PM
he's drinking tab. :P

Geggy
May 23rd, 2004, 05:30 PM
walken is just building a female version of him. a female robotic weirdo.

mburbank
May 23rd, 2004, 05:56 PM
I'm so sorry most of you don't get it. This guy rocks, and the mediocre is a choice, just like the combo of subject and activity is a choice. Rog is right, these are great.

GADZOOKS
May 23rd, 2004, 06:24 PM
http://www.brandonbird.com/sein_chucks.jpg

:lol

tenno
May 23rd, 2004, 06:49 PM
oh man im getting those shirts

whoreable
May 23rd, 2004, 07:29 PM
this guys awesome. i set my roomates desktop as the walker texas ranger.

I wish he had some more really nice big posters for sale, they would be awesome.