AWW JIXBY WHY THE LONG FACE?

[Geggy]

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/jixbylol.txt

hi my name is jixby phillips...i post here at i-mockery. some people call me "stinky breath," instead of jixby phillips because my breath smells like the cheesey, decaying crotch of a bed ridden nursing home patient. feel free to make a lot of prints of my picture and bring it to the shooting range.

have a nice day :)

[James]

Yeah Jixby why the long face? :lol

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Jixbylong.txt

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm getting os mad right now!

[Drev]

I saw we photoshop Jixby's face is as much as possible.... :(

[DamnthatDavid]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Jixbylolfun.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/jixbylol.txt

Nose Job: $1,000+
Blue Contacts: $50
Plucking Eyebrows: 10 minutes of Pain

Not Looking like a total smuck: Priceless.

[Jeanette X]

You shrank his lips in the other picture too.

[da blob]

[img]Nose Job: $1,000+
Blue Contacts: $50
Plucking Eyebrows: 10 minutes of Pain



turning a sexy beast into a retarded fag - priceless ?

[kellychaos]

http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main3/horse/horsedgmsm.gif

[Rongi]

Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?

[Jixby Phillips]

i'mgetting all pissed off at you guys!!!

[James]

Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?

Clearly, it was to show was Jixby would look like if he were trying to look like a thin John Candy in Canadian Bacon. Or something.

[huond]

i still love you jixby :(

[JeefGyle]

I saw we photoshop Jixby's face is as much as possible.... :(

I say we revise this sentence until it makes sense.

[ArrowX]

I saws we photoshop juxby's face as much as possible...:rave

[Esuohlim]

I got kellychaos' joke, but that doesn't mean it was funny.

[DamnthatDavid]

Damnthatdavid, may I ask what the fuck was the point of making that picture? To prove you have nothing better to do?

You hit the nail right on the head.

[Evil Robot]

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[kellychaos]

Clearly, it was to show was Jixby would look like if he were trying to look like a thin John Candy in Canadian Bacon. Or something.

An "If They Made It" bit worthy of Conan.

[Geggy]

conan is a comedic genius. i will definitely not argue about that.