So...

[miss emma]

Is everyone old and fat yet, or what?

[ItalianStereotype]

to pre-empt the inevitable "who the fuck are you," let's just say that she's someone infinitely more important than you.

[Comrade Rocket]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU...

i've been here longer

[ItalianStereotype]

no, you haven't.

[Comrade Rocket]

okay :(

[kellychaos]

I prefer the term girthy, please and thank you.

[Mockery]

So what made you come back anyway? It's always interesting to see what brought back people who've been gone for quite some time.

[Trippy]

I've been here longer then most people (as NIGhtMAre)

[kellychaos]

It's the capital "M" that makes the difference.

[sspadowsky]

Well, I'll be damned. I-mockery really is the black hole of the internet. I now expect cherry, Burdock, and Erik Scheissenkopf to show up any day.

[Mockery]

Well, I'll be damned. I-mockery really is the black hole of the internet. I now expect cherry, Burdock, and Erik Scheissenkopf to show up any day.
I miss seeing Gemma (cherry) on here. I haven't heard from her practically since we visited them in the UK!

[Jixby Phillips]

HI EMMA

i still post here :(

[Esuohlim]

Jesus fuck, even I know who miss emma is, and I'm nobody. >:

[Emu]

i don't :( suck

[FartinMowler]

I don't really care who show's up as long as there more fun than Arrow X and Sports :/ I've seen Miss Emma somewhere while snooping around :/

[glowbelly]

i'm a tad bit fatter, but i'm workin on it >:

i'm definitely older. i'll be 29 in 20 days!!

[AChimp]

I'm still as soft as ever. :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I've heard that about you....

[tenno]

i turn the 26 in spet. and i'm back cause we have dah interweb!

[McClain]

Most of us are as virile as ever. Of course I can only truly speak for myself. And Roger. :love

[Buffalo Tom]

Hi emma! Do you have your clawfoot tub yet?

[Rev. Danno]

Hey emma... I moved back from Phoenix!

[Mockery]

Most of us are as virile as ever. Of course I can only truly speak for myself. And Roger. :love
:pac gobble gobble :love

[Hobo Renee]

So...are you all trying to get some emma action?

[miss emma]

Dudes:

Mister Mockery - I haven't been here in, what, two years? Incredible. I saw the link in my bookmarks, decided to see if anyone I know was still around. Kay kio.

Nameless faceless new people - the only people here before me were Cherry, Carnivore, and of course Mr. Mockery and Doopa.

sspadowsky - I emailed with Burdock awhile ago...she's doing really well. Working with Americorp, still with her husband, going to school.

HI JIXBY HI.

glowbelly - 29, ouch. Hi :)

Buffalo - Yes, in fact, I do! Incredible. I have a little window above the tub that looks out onto green jungle foliage. It's delicious. How are you?

Rev. DEE - You back in Portland now? How much did Phoenix suck?

Hobo - LET'S GET IT ONNNNN!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hi. :(

[ziggytrix]

Miss Emma hadn't been gone 2 years?!! Seriously?? Wow.

[Anonymous]

I was here before you, freckleface ;<

[miss emma]

I was here before you, freckleface ;<

Oh yes, and you.

[Anonymous]

NO BLURB?

[miss emma]

NO BLURB?

I'm blurbbed out, dude. It's hard work catching up.

[Helm]

I came to the boards as miss emma was leaving and periodically since then (especially when we have a particularily awful group of new people on the general blabber) people go I wish miss emma was around :( miss emma was awesome :) etc etc so I guess you must either be an enjoyable person to be around, or you must have posted too many pictures of yourself on the PYPHT. Or possibly both :chatter

[Jixby Phillips]

oh yeah ps emma i didn't move to portland so dont' think i've been avoiding you lol

[Mockery]

oh yeah ps jixby i didn't move to the west coast yet so dont' think i've been avoiding you lol

:(

[Carnivore]

Old? Well, I feel old at 24 years old. Fat? Definitely fatter. Too much :meat, of course. Happy to see you again? Absolutely. Hope you'll stick around.

[McClain]

HELLO EMMA! Me and Clarise are doing well. We returned from our trek to the motherland (aka SUNRISE SUPRISE but only you understand that! :wink) and found out that our studio apartment had been robbed. We were fucking LIVID! They stole the poem about huffing paint thinner that you wrote to me on parchment paper when were tenting in my uncle Saul's back yard.
Rodney is doing well. He just got promoted and doesn't have to wear that funny hat any longer. Yet I'd be remiss if I didn't mention his ex-girlfriend Brenda. Remember her? She's the one who got him the job! OMG LOL. It's funny the way it all works out. She's wearing a funny hat now!

Well, that's about all from here. I'm going to run over to Danny's for Denny's! GET IT?!?! Only you would sweet cheeks.

[ArrowX]

I was mentioned in a thread without being thoroughly insulted YAY :)

[kahljorn]

Soooo...

[kellychaos]

anyway. :blah

[Rev. Danno]

Rev. DEE - You back in Portland now? How much did Phoenix suck?

Sucked super bad! Way too hot, and the girl I moved there for dumped me a few times, then I dumped her, and then I moved in w/ my Folks, moved in w/ a girl I was dateing in NE Portland, Now I live in SE Portland. And I work of Nike ( i worked for Pastaworks of 4 months, and Laughing planet for a few weeks). Dude, let's go Bowling! What's up w/ you?

[Sethomas]

I'm not 16 anymore, but can you still be my friend? :(
I used to be Winston, too.

[Dole]

Hello Emma! Hope life is treating you well.

[executioneer]

hello hamburglar :eek