I need new friends

[liquidstatik]

J/K I LIKE MY FRIENDS :)

[ProfessorCool]

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[Comrade Rocket]

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*Unless it has to do with Nazis. Those Nazis are so funny. LOL Nazis

[liquidstatik]

Shut up.

[liquidstatik]

So anyway, guys. Sometimes me and my friends go to the park and we try to hit on hot chicks. :X

[ArrowX]

Git your own avitar!

[Jixby Phillips]

QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF ARROWX :rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

ILL BE UR FRIEND, STATIK

[Snatchtastic]

HOT CHICKS YOU SAY!

[liquidstatik]

YAH. ILL POST PICTURES SOON :-D

[Snatchtastic]

;)

[ziggytrix]

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*Unless it has to do with Nazis. Those Nazis are so funny. LOL Nazis

says the guy with the 180kB having-nothing-to-do-with-nazis avatar???

[McMock]

Oh God. This is the first thread I read on i-mockery. All you guys are is a bunch of pretention motherfuckers who are too afraid to say anything substantial - other than agreeing with each other and generally giving off an aura of having 'it' - out of fear that the others will rip you to pieces.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD? WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING ANY OF YOU WANKERS HAVE SAID HERE? Is there nothing better you can do with your time?

[liquidstatik]

WE'RE JUST TRY1NG TO HAVE FUN D00D >:

[ziggytrix]

McMock, you don't know shit about anything. :)

[Helm]

So, how many characters are there in this thread?

[ziggytrix]

who cares? most characters just go into that category of "those fucks who never say anything worth reading" and are completely interchangeable anyway.

edit:

robuttocks- http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=221926#221926
robuttocks- omg that mcmock guy is such a meanie
djziggytrix- looks like a character
djziggytrix- <shrug>
robuttocks- im sure he is
robuttocks- might be somebody who wants to get his feelings of his chest.. but would be too embarassed to do it on his own name ;o

[McMock]

What, normal characters or ASCII characters?

Haha! That's a joke. I wouldn't usually call that a joke, but heck... in this place, it's like motherfucking Duck Soup. Good joke, that was. I'll bet you liked it, Helm. Or maybe it wasn't homosexual enough for you?

[Emu]

:lol

[McMock]

who cares? most characters just go into that category of "those fucks who never say anything worth reading" and are completely interchangeable anyway.

edit:

robuttocks- http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=221926#221926
robuttocks- omg that mcmock guy is such a meanie
djziggytrix- looks like a character
djziggytrix- <shrug>
robuttocks- im sure he is
robuttocks- might be somebody who wants to get his feelings of his chest.. but would be too embarassed to do it on his own name ;o


Let me guess... you're the smart one of the forum, right? I'll bet you correct peoples spelling mistakes, and then when they bitch about it, you go all anal. You don't care about me? I know nothing? Why have you posted twice in my thread already? And yes. My thread. These wankers have tried to starta a thread, I've posted in it once, and now it's already mine. Don't believe me? Don't want it to be so? It IS so. What are we talking about? Me. I'm supposedly a character, a fragment of somebodies personality - not even much of it - just the dissatisfied portion - and already I completely overshadow everything these motherfuckers have said.

But I said supposedly. Because I'm not a character. I am, however, and I'm going to hand this to you guys, I'm not being completely frank here. I do know one person on this site. It might be you. It might be not you. One thing for certain though - either way, he's a moron for coming here. There. That's me, telling you the truth, right here. Being frank.

[liquidstatik]

stfu in my thread plz

[ziggytrix]

STFU you long-winded douche

[Helm]

Seriously, mcmock, that was homosexual enough for me.

[McMock]

You want this thread? What for? So you can make some more of those 'hey, guess what... I have no friends - PSYCHE! I HAVE SOME ANYWAY!' jokes? What do they call that these days? What's the punchline to that? That for one second there, somebody else was even more ignorant than you were? No. You don't get this thread back.

Maybe you could start a better one. Maybe you could do an asl one. I'll bet that'd be cool. All you friends will love that. OH WAIT YOU JUST MAKED THE JOKE THAT YOU HAVED NO FRIENDS LOLROFTL!

[liquidstatik]

wtf :lol

[ziggytrix]

actually this thread was a joke about another thread.

then it turned into a joke about a smartass noob or a dumbass character.

either way, i still don't give a fuck. :)

[Helm]

We're impressed. Really. We'll contact you with information on how to get in the i-mock inner circle. Good job.

[McMock]

Oh, oh... actually. That's the frightening word. It means that everything I thought was true is now, in all ACTUALLITY, complete bullshit.

I called this thread stupid. Even now, knowing that this thread is supposed to be some kind of parody of something else, I still don't see anything that contradicts me. This thread is still stupid. No change there. Nothing has changed. You will need to be more smarty to INTELLECUTALLY BEST ME!

Helm: Not my aim, but thanks. I expect you'll keep your word. OH WAIT NO THAT WAS A LESSON FOR ME TO LEARN! I AM DOING THIS FOR ACCEPTANCE! I REPENT!

[Anonymous]

HE'S BEATING US AT OUR OWN GAME!!!!

[ziggytrix]

I never said it was a good joke. :/

[Sethomas]

WE MIGHT NEED THE CARE BEAR STARE FOR THIS ONE! :imock

[Helm]

OMG we need vet reinforcements! Somebody call AChimp!

[Anonymous]

It's far too late for that! Someone get BAPE!

[AChimp]

I hope I'm not too late! I'm the #1 "pretention motherfucker" around here. >:

[McMock]

This has been fun. Bye!

[AChimp]

I WIN. :rave

[kellychaos]

He IS very clever. That "ASCII thing" had me ROTLFLMFAO ... really ... it's so ... erm ... inside ... he's destined for the inner circle with a bullet.

[Emu]

And thus the greatest chapter of i-mock history closes.

[Anonymous]

I hope no-one got BAPE yet. He'll be really mad that we just woke him up for this small fry hes got bigger fish to fry and like they say time is money so i guess you could say hes penniless haha j/k but then again putting the new blood in their place is a vets duty am i right guys

[Helm]

he may not be here but his spirit sure is :(

[kellychaos]

The one that got away.

http://www.ogmoreriver.com/images/fisherman_boat.gif

[Matt Harty]

HI LIQUID :D

[The Retro Kat]

LIQUID, LET'S HANG OUT KTHX

[liquidstatik]

IM GLAD YOU GUYS SAVED MY THREAD :)