Would you do this?

[FartinMowler]

I was watching some sex show and they said that they can cut the skin under your penis and it will lengthen it :/ kinda like a tongue if you wanted it longer... I was thinking that it would be kinda funny if when you get old and you had this done and your balls hung really low as a side affect :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I tried it and it didn't work. :(

[Snatchtastic]

Only if you could hide a gun in it.

[kellychaos]

Why are you worried about my balls? :(

[Terra]

I suppose if somebody's dick was that useless and that was the only other option, a pair of low slung nutsacks might actually look attractive.

[Big McLargehuge]

what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Billy Biballs :rolleyes

[eatxmexupx]

are you unsatisfied with your dick?... seriously i dont think length matters

[Terra]

what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

Obviously one that feels the need to carve his dick up in order to make it longer.

[Skulhedface]

One of these days, I want to have an operation to surgically implant a hyper death ray in my penis.

Imagine the one-liner possibilities! "Don't make me cock my gun!"

[maggiekarp]

My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:/

[maggiekarp]

:/

[AChimp]

I guess your mom tried it, huh? :(

[ziggytrix]

Men get erectile disfuntion easily enough without carving up their johnsons. I think I've heard of penis lengthening techniques generally having a negative effect on the quality of erections. From a fluid dynamics standpoint, it makes sense (wow, 1.5 semesters of chemical engineering just paid off :().

[kellychaos]

what kind of freak has a pair of nutsacks?

testicular prosthetics :(

[Trippy]

Where would you cut I dont understand...

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF

[Helm]

still not as good as Misinformation Man

[Black Flag]

tonberry reminds me of a noob character

[Black Flag]

I am Amingo!!!

[ziggytrix]

You suck at quitting message boards :love

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY IS TELLING THE TRUTH. TONBERRY SAW IT ON TV, TV WOULD NEVER LIE TO TONBERRY.

[the[Hitman]]

My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/

why the hell are you talking to your mom about penis' in the first place?



TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF

does tonberry know how to fuck off and die?

[Emu]

Maybe you should hunt him down, hitman.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Hitman was a horrible game. :(

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY TRYS TO HELP AND HE IS SHOT DOWN

TONBERRY SEES HOW IT IS.

TONBERRY WILL FUCK YOU UP

[Rongi]

I guess your mom tried it, huh? :(

hahaha

[the[Hitman]]

Hitman was a horrible game. :(

captain crunch is a horrible cereal.

[Emu]

cap'n go SERVED

[HickMan]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v50/Wildo87112/MOWLER.jpg
Belive me FARTIN, you're fine. :orgasm

[liquidstatik]

cap'n go SERVED
:lol