Why does Ska suck?

[kinot]

:confused Why?

[loghat]

To quote nofx... "We dont play ska anymore, we dont play ska anymore, we dont play ska anymore because it sucks.." So, why does ska suck? It just does. and it hella does. i blame the use of the trumpet. so thats the answer. ska sucks because of trumpets.

[!!!!]

Do vegans eat eggs?

[sadie]

WRONG FORUM. >:

[kinot]

Does a vegan eat an egg?

[Lord Darian]

I think a vegan can lay a egg.

[Protoclown]

YEAH, WITH THEIR POOPY BUTT PARTS :dunce

[Zero Signal]

95% of all ska sounds the same. That is why it sucks. It's the same three chord progressions passed around like a cheap whore in a homeless shelter.

[Jixby Phillips]

NOW TELL ME WHY YOU SUCK :lol

[Protoclown]

That's easy, he's a cheap whore in a homeless shelter.

[Zero Signal]

That's easy, he's a cheap whore in a homeless shelter.
You never complained when you were getting it in the trapdoor.

[Helm]

ZS, your comebacks are getting weaker by the day. If you're gonna make the effort to press the button and play along, why don't you also make an effort at presenting something at least a bit funny?

[McClain]

Kinot you nimrod, post in the proper forum. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[kinot]

:x

[-RiftMaster]

The reason ska "sucks" is because so many lame and poppy bands have bastardized it. I'm talking about bands like Goldfinger for instance, and a bunch of the gay emo bands on Drive Thru Records who like to dabble in "fag-ska".

Ska can be cool. Bands like Less Than Jake and Mad Caddies prove this. See the thing is, straight ska often sucks, but ska-punk like Mad Caddies kicks ass.

as far as the NOFX song goes "We Don't Play Ska Anymore" NOFX kid alot. Fat Mike just got tired of making ska songs and shit. Hell there's a ton of ska-punk bands on his label.

[Bennett]

The only good ska song ever was the "our house, in the middle of the street..." song by Madness. And the only reason that was good was because I was like six when it came out.
So unless you are six years old or have the mentality of a six year old, ska sucks.

[kirkis]

ok, here are my reasons for why ska sucks.

1. Its fucking gay, just listen to it..
2. The way you dance to it (skank) is gay.
3. All the kids who listen to go to ska shows think their all hardcore and shit. I bet half of them have to be home before 10pm...
4. I could play ska music while on multiple drugs.
5. Too happy for its own good. If anyone acted the way they do while at a ska concert in public, i would kill them.

those are my reasons.

[Blackjack]

I was mega ska-punker when I was a teenager back in the 90's. I've still got my ska-punk record collection, some 120 CDs almost all of which you won't have heard of. I've seen well over a hundred bands ska-punk bands, (hell, even met them too!) in venues all over England.

Mad Caddies do rule. Duck 'n Cover is a daddy of an album. Less Than Jake are extremely big and trendy now, but I liked 'em way way back in 1998. Hell, I even saw them in a venue with 150 people, and they were the SUPPORT band!

Then I discovered 80's metal.

I have the worst taste in music ever. :(

[Flakktrooper]

Ska sucks. Ska revival isnt cool you stupid fucks. The bands are only in it for the bucks. And if you dont believe me your a shmuck.

Propaghandi

[noob3]

I'd rather listen to the shittiest ska all day than listen to one Propaghandi song. And I HATE Ska, Propaghandi just sucks.

[BoneThroughFlesh]

Alright, I'd first like to state that Propagandhi kicks ass but they have even said themselves that the ska sucks song was a joke. Some ska does sound the the same, but guess what, so does half of the punkcore, poppunk, emo, indie, radiorock, metalcore, deathmetal, melodic hardcore, blues, or country you listen to. The reason there are these types of music is because enough bands have the same general sound that the name is created. Yes, you can find individuality in allof these styles, which also includes ska. If you are going to talk about why you dont like ska then atleast say something that more than "it all sounds the same". At least that way you wont look half as stupid as you really are. Open your mind or shut your mouth...

[Esuohlim]

You're boring. :(

[BoneThroughFlesh]

Youre a moron, we all have problems

[Grandpa Jones]

I don't listen to any of this new age stuff.

[FlakTrooper]

Esuohlim I think you just dont like reading long stuff...even though that BoneThroughFlesh is kinda borring.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS BORING WITH 6 POSTS?

[Grazzt]

The only band that I like that does anything resembling ska is Treephort.

[timrpgland]

Operation Ivy >:

[Wang]

i like punk bands like linkin park(who are considered hard rock) limp bizcuit, the offspring and so forth. if u dont like them u r ass ramming donkey raping druggies!


or mental retards

[FlakTrooper]

i like punk bands like linkin park(who are considered hard rock) limp bizcuit, the offspring and so forth. if u dont like them u r ass ramming donkey raping druggies!


or mental retards
Thats one of the stupidest things Ive ever read on this board. Your a mental retard for thinking any of those bands are punk(except offspring).

[Rongi]

Offspring sucks.

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim I think you just dont like reading long stuff...even though that BoneThroughFlesh is kinda borring.

Oh, you misunderstand. I don't mind reading long stuff, but if I start reading about some nobody's music prefrences and opinions, I tend to get bored.

Plus, that "You're boring" statement tends to piss people off. :/

[ska-t]

The only good ska song ever was the "our house, in the middle of the street..." song by Madness. And the only reason that was good was because I was like six when it came out.
So unless you are six years old or have the mentality of a six year old, ska sucks.


"Our House " is not a ska song.
sounds like a lot of you have seen too many shitty ska bands that don't know what ska is. or are just plain bad.

school yourself a bit. then when you know what you're talking about you may continue your slagging.

[timrpgland]

:bestthread

[The One and Only...]

I'm neutral towards Ska. Not my type, but I don't hate it.

What I hate is Ska posers who act all dark and grim while at a Ska concert. That, and when Ska makes me feel like humping a man's ass (you know the gayness infects you too).

[UnDeath]

We can all agree on one thing, both ska and what-have-you alike. Emo kids should be turned into dog food.

[ScruU2wice]

ska is only good wen u have sumthing to mallo out all teh happiness. i hate sk8bordin punk wannabees that copy everything they see on MTV and Nickelodian.

[The One and Only...]

ska is only good wen u have sumthing to mallo out all teh happiness. i hate sk8bordin punk wannabees that copy everything they see on MTV and Nickelodian.

Were you actually able to spell, I might have been able to understand you.

[ScruU2wice]

no u wouldnt have

[agroskaterik]

i heart ska

[Schimid]

Your post wasn't funny, but I'll be damned if that avatar isn't. :)

[agroskaterik]

i truly like ska, everyone hate trumpets and all those other horns but i think it sounds awesome. mad caddies, suicide machines, less than jake, catch 22 etc. i think they all sound great and they do. if we truly need a scapegoat in music, why cant it be rap? i heart ska.

this is my third post and already everyone will hate me :newbie

[executioneer]

LOL A SKAPEGOAT :lol

-willie

[The Retro Kat]

LOL Blowjob.

[Grande]

jesus cristo people its not the trumpet its using the same chord over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[agroskaterik]

well i guess maybe half of ska does that..

[Everything Sucks]

I like ska, It's the best type of music ever! :)
Oh no, this is my first post, and I said I liked ska :chatter

[Esuohlim]

With your user name, you shouldn't have permission to like anything.

[Everything Sucks]

What I ment was is that I like it above every other music genre, it still sucks donkey balls though.

EDIT: I liked that quote Esuohlim, mind if I use it in my signature?

EDIT AGAIN: Most newbs don't utilise this thing, but I do, probably a bit too much

[Esuohlim]

Spell my name right. :(

[Everything Sucks]

I guess I never did take notice in my English class :(

[executioneer]

UHH, HOW IS THIS THREAD ABOUT FOOD YOU GUYS :rolleyes

-willie

[Everything Sucks]

This thread is about ska, although I'm having dinner now

[Schimid]

I guess I never did take notice in my English class :(

YEAH, I ALWAYS HATED IT WHEN THAT FUCKING TEACHER TOLD ME TO SPELL ESUOHLIM. >:

[Everything Sucks]

YEAH, I ALWAYS HATED IT WHEN THAT FUCKING TEACHER TOLD ME TO SPELL ESUOHLIM. >:

:lol2 that was pretty damn funny