HUGE MONEY REQUIREMENT

[ultra perfect cell]

HOW CAN I GET $44.88 IN TWO DAYS? I HVE TO KNOW! PLEASE, I AM DESPERATE! I AM [i]REALLY DESPERATE! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

[Emu]

I've got the perfect thing for you. Go to the nearest truck stop to your house. Find the fattest, ugliest, most lonely looking truck driver you can. Wink at him and tell him you'll meet him in his truck. It should be obvious from there.

[Bubba da redneck]

UPC i think i might be that truck driver so what do you say sweet cheeks

[executioneer]

upc i think you need to get off drugs so you dont keep needing money all the time :(

[Supafly345]

Go teach anime.