Misplacing your license.

[Matt Harty]

This has to be the most irritating thing that's ever happened in my life. I never used a fucking wallet, I usually carry random wads of money in my pocket. But last week I got my license so I thought i'd be mature and start placing my important items in a wallet.

It's not like I needed a license anyways since i'm not getting my car until June, but I carried a wallet around anyways. Today, the one day I get to use the car my wallet evaporates along with any memory of when I last used it yesterday.

I've torn the house apart 4 times and checked pockets of pants I didn't even wear last night. :(:(

[ziggytrix]

welcome to adulthood :)

[eggyolk]

This is definatly annoying, to misplace your wallet. Wait until you misplace your car keys. ;)

[Alive]

Wait until you lose everything and have to get it all re-done :lol

[Emu]

and then go back and get another one and find your old one THE DAY AFTER.

[Tonberry]

TONBERRY CAN RELATE TO YOU

[MrAdventure]

more like tonboring :rolleyes

[Terra]

Just go down to the DMV and get another one. It only takes five minutes. I've got six or seven of them already.

And no more wallets for you. If this is the way you treat them...

[Matt Harty]

and then go back and get another one and find your old one THE DAY AFTER.

I won't be driving that much until June, so I figured i'd wait it out and see if the wallet surfaced. But I literally tore the house apart, checked my friends truck, called everywhere I was this weekend to see if they found it, and destroyed my friends room.

I did have a wallet before. And I remember having $200 in it, and every day i'd forget where it was and feel sick. Then i'd find it under a pillow or something. This time I think it's safe to say that my wallet evaporated. :/

omg goin to the dmv is gona be so embarrassing :( :(

[Terra]

Oh don't be embarrassed. Shit, that happens all the time. Just tell them you were fucking a whore and she rolled your goddamn ass. Took your best wallet in the process. My buddy works at the DMV and hears that one at least four times a day.

Zen, yo. Be one with the masses.

[AChimp]

Start keeping your wallet in your front pocket. It falls out way too easily in your back pocket when you're sitting somewhere. The worst is when it falls out at the theatre and goes down between the seats.

In your front pocket, it never comes out. :(

[Anonymous]

It doesn't fire out of your back pocket if your ass isn't enormously fat, though, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Just put your wallet in a few specific locations when you sleep, or always carry it. I occasionally lose mine for about 20 minutes, but the only time it's ever gotten permanently lost is when some asian fuckers stole it off the DDR machine while I was getting water and Emily wasn't paying attention. ;<

[AChimp]

I prefer the term "plump." :tear

[Anonymous]

TIP: Parachute pants have deep pockets.

[Spooky]

i remember when i lost my wallet and by wallet i mean virginity

[GADZOOKS]

TIP: Parachute pants have deep pockets.

That's not a Tip, that's a Fact. :rolleyes

[Carnivore]

Yet it does nothing to make them more appealing :/

[Emu]

All of my pants have covers over the back pockets that you can seal with velcro. :( I haven't lost it in a while, but it has gone through the wash a few times.

[Comrade Rocket]

I always have used a wallet since 4 grade. mainly because i have the coolest mario wallet with a hologram on the front with mario pulling a mushroom out of the ground.

[ArrowX]

My wallets crap you cant even fit bills into the back :(

[liquidstatik]

some asian fuckers stole it off the DDR machine while I was getting water and Emily wasn't paying attention. ;<
:lol :lol :lol

[VolCanon]

Play DDR?

Japan has stuff that's way better than DDR, There's a drum game with dancing rabbits that get mad when you screw up.

[Emu]

or the one where you shove a finger up a giant ass

[ProfessorCool]

And I'm one day older than I was yesterday, so fucking what?

[kahljorn]

That's weird chojin, I've STOLEN someone's wallet while they were on the DDR machine.. but i think it was some chicks.

[Matt Harty]

I found it. :blah

After all of that searching, I find it deep in the backseat of my friends truck. Now I can understand if when I called the day I lost it they said they didn't find it, because they were 40 minutes away. I wouldn't wanna drive all the way back down to give someone a wallet, but i'd pretend it turned up afterwards or something.

No, I asked the day I lost it, and once they came home. They said they'd checked the truck 3 times. Then I went over his house planning on asking to search the truck myself, but I felt stupid for not believing them the first time so I accused them of stealing my wallet instead. >:

So yesterday they picked me up, and I said "lemme just check once myself, but I know you guys checked."

They rolled there eyes, and I pushed my hand down in the seat I was sitting on and felt the fucking thing right there.

My friends excuse was "We seriously checked, we found all kinds of make up and crap, I must have thought your wallet was part of a seat belt."

Needless to say I was angry, but too relieved to lay a beating on my buddies. :(