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ProfessorCool
May 31st, 2004, 02:46 AM
I have the unfortunate duty to tell you that my Cat (Promptly Made "Cat") is a full fledge bigot. I first noticed this when i noticed that while my other two cats were around, my other wasnt when i was watching a program with a black actor associated with it . And last week, while i was watching GoodTimes (the episode where James dies in a car accident) he emerges and he did the happiest meow I have EVER heard.

I never associated it until today.

Today my Cat was walking around the counter and i put it on the other side of the table, in between is my black dishwasher. Cat, while he could of easily walked across tot he food, humped down from the counter walked to the other side and jumped up to eat his food.

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That Bastard :(

MrAdventure
May 31st, 2004, 02:52 AM
my cat broke her tail and now she's walking around like a homeless cartoon cat :hat

ProfessorCool
May 31st, 2004, 03:04 AM
Thank you, Mr. Adventure, but im not sure how that tale will inspire my cat not to be such a racist.

Oh boy, I feel like falling asleep and nto waking up. :(

MrAdventure
May 31st, 2004, 03:53 AM
yo what im trying to say is well i am afraid that i cannot say it so much as i need to sing it so please hold your lovers close yall and settle in as my mouth and throat work together like black and white to put everything in perspective

[center:24e9c86923]She's taken my time.
Convinced me she's fine.
But when she leaves I'm not so sure.
It's always the same.
She's playing her game.
And when she goes I feel to blame.
Why won't she say she needs me?
I know she's not as strong as she seems.

Why don't I see her cry for help?
Why don't I feel her cry for help?
Why don't I hear her cry for help?

I wandered around
the streets of this town
trying to find sense in it all.
The rain on my face,
it covers the trace
of all the tears I've had to waste.
Why must we hide emotions?
Why must we never break down and cry?

All that I need is to cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.

No need to feel ashamed. Release the pain. Cry for help.

Cry for help is all I need.
All I need is a cry for help.
Cry for help is all I need.
All I need is a cry for help.

Why must we hide emotions?
Why can't we ever break down and cry?
All that I need is to cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Why don't I hear her cry for help?

All that I need is to cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.

All that I need is to cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Is it so hard to cry for help?

(Cry for help is all I need.)
(All I need is a cry for help.)
(Cry for help is all I need.) No need to feel ashamed.
(All I need is a cry for help.) Come on and release the pain.
(Cry for help is all I need.) Now put your trust in me.
(All I need is a cry for help.) My love is gonna set you free.

Woooooooooooooo. [/center:24e9c86923]

allrightyall thank you i hope that it has touched you to hear it as much as it touched me to sing it

Helm
May 31st, 2004, 04:53 AM
:tear

SMN
May 31st, 2004, 10:39 AM
Professor, you have nothing to worry about unless your cat runs outside at night in a white robe and hood. actually I'd laugh if that'd happen!

CAT POWER! CAT POWER! CAT POWER!

Terra
May 31st, 2004, 12:00 PM
He's not racist, he just hates dark colors. Cats wig out at the weirdest shit. I wouldn't put any importance to it. As much as I love cats, they are the fritziest bunch of animals.

Cap'n Crunch
May 31st, 2004, 12:09 PM
Professor, you have nothing to worry about unless your cat runs outside at night in a white robe and hood. actually I'd laugh if that'd happen!

CAT POWER! CAT POWER! CAT POWER!

:|

James
May 31st, 2004, 12:45 PM
(Insert photoshopped picture of a cat doing the curbing scene from American History X. Follow with laughter.)

ScruU2wice
May 31st, 2004, 01:37 PM
:lol

Laughter ensued

kellychaos
Jun 1st, 2004, 03:44 PM
Klu Klux Kat! :lol ... :(

Trippy
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:13 PM
Die ur cat black, see how he/she feels after that...

Emu
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:36 PM
my dog hates italians :(

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2004, 04:46 PM
my dog hates italians :(

I will eat your dog >:

With pesto sauce

and than laugh and run my fingers through my thick italian hair

Emu
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:37 PM
You probably could eat him. He's about the size and weight of a bowling ball. :lol

ProfessorCool
Jun 1st, 2004, 05:55 PM
Hell, italians like rongi probably ate meatball bigger than that.

ArrowX
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:02 PM
whitpowa

punkgrrrlie10
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:24 PM
My cat is japanese...he will meow back at you whenever you ask him questions in japanese and seems so happy..."finally you understand!!!"

Jixby Phillips
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:31 PM
wow thats really cute and adorable we're really impressesd BITCH

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2004, 06:55 PM
Hell, italians like rongi probably ate meatball bigger than that.

right you are my fellow drunken turfcutter :)

PILLOWFIGHT
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:03 PM
my hamsters a dyke i think she has acrush on me or something!!! :X

Tonberry
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:04 PM
TONBERRY ALSO ENJOYS CATS



















































FOR DINNER

punkgrrrlie10
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:18 PM
wow thats really cute and adorable we're really impressesd BITCH

Thanks. DICK!

ProfessorCool
Jun 1st, 2004, 07:28 PM
I feel like the earth is crumbling at my Feet.
Walking across...

the new made street :tear

Jixby Phillips
Jun 1st, 2004, 10:23 PM
wow thats really cute and adorable we're really impressesd BITCH

Thanks. DICK!

I'm sorry can we be friends again

Skulhedface
Jun 2nd, 2004, 01:17 AM
I wonder what Feelevil has to say about this.

kellychaos
Jun 2nd, 2004, 03:48 PM
Dat african american goin' to be MAD when he get home! >:

Trippy
Jun 2nd, 2004, 09:28 PM
ahahahahah,!

laff

Sethomas
Jun 2nd, 2004, 09:36 PM
When I was in Belgium two years ago, I had Trappist beer. I didn't like it, as it was one of the first times I had ever even had any beer at all. Then a few weeks ago a friend had some Flemish Trappist with him, and gave me a sip. It was delicious. :(