Take-A-Penny, Leave-A-Penny

[kellychaos]

I always leave a penny at the gas station change dish but I NEVER take one. One day, the clerk attempted to take a penny for me and I slapped his bitch hand away. A penny deluge ensued. What do you bastards do?! >:

[liquidstatik]

I gave this lady at pizza hut a penny for her service. :(

[kellychaos]

After delivery? They spit on stuff there, ya know. Conspiracy!!

[liquidstatik]

eew :x

[DamnthatDavid]

those penny pinching pizza spitting whores. >:

[the[Hitman]]

you would be lucky if it was only spit

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[kellychaos]

"Not a fan of the ladies, are you Trebek?"

[Matt Harty]

your kinda guy right kellychaos

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[Emu]

HITMAN TRAIN

[kellychaos]

You ken do it put yah back into it!

[the[Hitman]]

HITMAN TRAIN

no trains until im atleast half of kelly's post count and have my own special designation under my name.

so says god.

[kellychaos]

:caboose :moon

[the[Hitman]]

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[Skulhedface]

I worked at Pizza Hut for a whole year and I can proudly proclaim to have never spit on anyone's food.

Now, dropped it on the ground and reassembled it before delivery, sure. But, as we all know, the ground (at least inside your average Pizza Hut) is much, much worse.

[ProfessorCool]

Penny For Your Thoughts?

[Skulhedface]

I usually leave nickels.

It throws the cashier off.

[Trippy]

I ignore the leave a penny tray and take straight outta the charity bin...it has like loonies in it sometimes. :/

[VolCanon]

I carry around a small tote. First I dump the tips into it. Then i put the charity boxes in it, because they are usually locked, but made of cheap plastic so they can be smashed open later for the goodies, like chocolate eggs. If there's anything else, I grab that too. I also carry around some pepper spray in case somebody doesnt like me doing this.

[glowbelly]

suuuuuuuuuuure you do.

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Now, dropped it on the ground and reassembled it before delivery, sure. But, as we all know, the ground (at least inside your average Pizza Hut) is much, much worse.

Five second rule enforced here.

[8ullfrog]

I collect the teeth of bastards who try to steal charity jars. your mace is no match for my sunglasses!

[Snatchtastic]

I ROB that bitch with my .357 turned sideways son.

[kellychaos]

I am Kellychaos and I disapprove of sideways gun shooting!

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[sports]

:bestthread


I never leave any money in a jar...except for that one time at......

[Anonymous]

......AT?????

[Skulhedface]

If this is gonna be a band camp joke, I will curbstomp you, Sports.