Once upon a time... [Archive]

Hobo Renee

Jun 3rd, 2004, 09:54 PM

Hobo Renee, Rez, and some homeless teenagers decided to go on a trip during school hours.
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/citrusheights.jpg
and such was there destination...

Piling in Hobo Renee's car the "crew" was ready to see some wacky things.
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/lusamericawub.jpg
and such they saw...

http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/bigfish.jpg
and such they defeated with mighty dual-citizen strength...

and they continued on their trip...
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/maggie01.jpg
and continued...
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/mary01.jpg
and continued some more...

Now the mighty mights could thrift!
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/maggiegoesugh.jpg
and pretend to be Michael Jackson...
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/reneejackson.jpg

But then!!! Something!!! Went!!!! WRONG!!!!
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/reneesays.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/takeitaway.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/reneeentersNRAterritory.jpg
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/reneegetsabducted.jpg

Poor kids...http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/bored%20crew02.jpg

But yadda yadda yadda everything turned out ok and that's about it.
http://www.popnko.com/Rezthing/ditch%20day%20pics/theend.jpg

THE END[/img]

p.s. I wish that we could use HTML on these forums but I understand why it can be a bad idea. Thank you.

Trippy

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:02 PM

get a site like the rest of the stupid i-mockery ripper-offers...

Hobo Renee

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:05 PM

Eat me.

Edit: Sorry, I realized that you're currently in "Trippy Town" where your hobbies include "Getting Trippy" so excuse me. I understand your ignorance now.

Skulhedface

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:10 PM

Trippy:

Renee writes an enjoyable post. You do not.

Any questions?

Trippy

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:14 PM

>: bastard.

Skulhedface

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:16 PM

The Green Meanie

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:18 PM

I liked that story. I espically liked how the tow truck driver was wearing hiking boots for some reason.

Sethomas

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:21 PM

The reason being that this was an adventure. :rolleyes

The Green Meanie

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:23 PM

Ah yes, but who said it was a hiking adventure? It could have been an ocean adventure or a sky adventure. Then he would have looked really silly.

Sethomas

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:28 PM

Who said they were hiking boots? They look like adventure boots to me. :/

The Green Meanie

Jun 3rd, 2004, 10:34 PM

Touche, sea captain. Touche.

Hobo Renee

Jun 3rd, 2004, 11:36 PM

Well, we were practically an hour and a half away from the Sierra Nevadas you guys!

Comrade Rocket

Jun 4th, 2004, 12:00 AM

and practically a half an hour from my house :(

AChimp

Jun 4th, 2004, 12:05 AM

Did you sex up the tow truck driver? :yum

Sethomas

Jun 4th, 2004, 12:08 AM

And at that point she had to turn around because she was overwhelmed by the aura of GAY wrought by your proximity.

AChimp

Jun 4th, 2004, 12:25 AM

My gayness radiates across continents. :posh

Sethomas

Jun 4th, 2004, 12:34 AM

Bah, you and your sneakiness with posting between CR and me.

Matt Harty

Jun 4th, 2004, 10:09 AM

They look like adventure boots to me.

:lol

Pub Lover

Jun 4th, 2004, 11:38 AM

Hey Seth, what's an 'amsterdamer' & why does he look like Kai, Last of the Brunnan-G?

:drunk

Pub Lover

Jun 4th, 2004, 11:40 AM

& Trippy, Renee'ss Adventure was Execellent, A Whole Heap of dead newbies better than all two of your posts that I've read. >:

Rez

Jun 4th, 2004, 03:46 PM

and practically a half an hour from my house :(

we didnt want to drive half an hour just to hate you when we could do it right here :(

pics wont load on my comp but i guess they will on others... seeing as how i friggin took em. GODDAMN IT

Anonymous

Jun 4th, 2004, 06:11 PM

hi hobo renee

Trippy

Jun 4th, 2004, 06:24 PM

everyone shutup :/

da blob

Jun 4th, 2004, 06:31 PM

Hey Seth, what's an 'amsterdamer' & why does he look like Kai, Last of the Brunnan-G?

:drunk

it's a pipe tobacco brand, with a distinctive smell that even non smokers appreciate.

Gabe Vieira

Jun 4th, 2004, 06:32 PM

What the hell was that?

Hobo Renee

Jun 4th, 2004, 08:52 PM

hi doopa. I'm eating carrots so I won't get hungry during harry potter!

Big McLargehuge

Jun 4th, 2004, 09:06 PM

I wish i had friends on this board:(

Sethomas

Jun 4th, 2004, 09:15 PM

Yeah, I bought a pouch of Amsterdamer in Paris and it took me like three months to smoke it all. The smell, as Lady Blob said, is quite distinct, but its flavour is awful. I scanned the picture on the pack because he looked like a good role model.

sadie

Jun 9th, 2004, 01:33 AM

renee is pretty in pink. and is rez really one of the few remaining long-haired boys?

kellychaos

Jun 10th, 2004, 04:38 PM

I liked that story. I espically liked how the tow truck driver was wearing hiking boots for some reason.

Steel-toed boots for ... you know ... physical work.

Hobo Renee

Jun 10th, 2004, 04:54 PM

As he was pushing the car over to the tow truck he asked for help and so as the crew walked over he said "Oh you girls just sit back an look pretty." But that was okay because he gave the directions to the automotive shop to Alan afterward...hey wait a minute!

Adventure work boots!

kellychaos

Jun 10th, 2004, 04:55 PM

And you sit down and look pretty too, sir. ;)

Rez

Jun 10th, 2004, 06:02 PM

i had to nod, pretend i understood and tried my best to give him a look that said "hey fella i dont fucking drive and this town sucks much less learning directions for it and you have your back turned to the one who might actually understand you"

i guess it looked like this --> :/

and i do have really long hair... longer than my girlfriend, which i find funny when i think about it.