Pub is Backerish...

[Pub Lover]

Hello I-Mockery!


I Is Back! :D

Hows Youse Been?

I Been Awful, All Depressed & Shit...

...But I'm Drunk Now, So It's All Goood. Yay! :D

I Hope All Is Well.

& Soz To Doops For Missing Her B-Day. ;(

[Pub Lover]

Hey guys, WTF happened to my avatar? When I left it was a chick getting jiggy, & now it's gone. :(

[Dole]

I am glad its gone, it was too distracting.

Hello, drunk.

Why were you depressed?

Is it Crawley come down?

[Pub Lover]

As a matter of fact it was. My NZ visa runs out very soon, & unless I get it updated I'll be making a a stop back at Crawley any day now. :(

[Pub Lover]

http://jackiedeshannon.tripod.com/twogirls.gif
& that isn't distracting Brighton-lad?

[FartinMowler]

Glad your back :)

[Pub Lover]

Yes, because I raise the standard of this board by at least a point & a half. ;)

[FartinMowler]

maybe more considering I posted a picture of my crotch :/

[Pub Lover]

Jesus Christ, I'm surely not looking forward to finding that thread, despite what Chainsawsmash may be saying about me. >:

[Gabe Vieira]

You know what I am saying about you? That you like to put peanutbutter on your dick, and have your dog lick it off. True story, this one kid in my school did it. In case you are wondering how I know that, his friend was over and saw him do it.

[Pub Lover]

huh?

[FartinMowler]

I hope the dog doesn't choke on a nut :lol

[Rongi]

howdy

[Pub Lover]

Hey Cowboy Rongi, How You Doin'?

[kellychaos]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. :(

[Rongi]

Not bad. Just relaxing for now. Hard week.

[ScruU2wice]

Hey pub,

We all missed you, and many of us went to our own fits of depression after you left.



Seriously


:(

[Pub Lover]

Geese, can't you newbs come up with your own personalities? >:

"Carni's on-the-job body count: 25
Last kill: Cerebral hemorrhage (4/8/04)"

CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE?! WTF?! :eek

[Matt Harty]

Ewo Pub :O

[Pub Lover]

Hello Matt, I like your avatar, yes, I like it so much I think I'll steal it. :D

[Matt Harty]

Remove your mouth from my dick.

[Pub Lover]

I'm not sucking your dick! >:

If I'm sucking anyone's dick it's Jessica Alba's dick! >:

Hmmm, Jessica Alba's Dick... :orgasm

[Matt Harty]

MMMMMMMMM :love :love

[Esuohlim]

You weren't gone. You updated your blog like almost every day. You were just escaping. >:

[Pub Lover]

I didn't update my blog, & they were all "HEY PUB YOU WANKSTAIN UPDATE YOUR BLOG OR WE'LL DELETE IT" & I CRYIED, & THEY SURRENDERED, & THEN I BACKDATED MY JOURNAL ENTRIES ONTO MY BLOG WHEN I GOT BACK... BECAUSE I WAS A BIG FAG & KEPT A REAL JOURNAL IN A REAL BOOK, & I LEARNED THAT I HAVE FAGGY HANDWRITING...

[AChimp]

I decided that I couldnt' live without my other account, so I revived Pub. :(

[the[Hitman]]

You weren't gone. You updated your blog like almost every day. You were just escaping. >:

what kind of wanker writes in a blog?

[Pub Lover]

What kind of wanker says wanker?

[Anonymous]

yous a big fine woman wontcha back that thang up

[FartinMowler]

I never find Doopa funny :/ or most women on this site...I'm starting to miss Glowbelly :(

[Comrade Rocket]

Uh oh

[Sam]

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[ProfessorCool]

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya
Here where we need ya

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

[Dole]

"I never find Doopa funny or most women on this site...I'm starting to miss Glowbelly "

PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP USING THAT FUCKING EMOTICON.

[FartinMowler]

PLEASE SHUT UP AND STOP USING THAT FUCKING EMOTICON

:/

[LegoLars]

Hey pub!

[Pub Lover]

OMG, Hey Lego, I thought you were dead. :(

[ziggytrix]

Yes, because I raise the standard of this board by at least a point & a half. ;)

i thought you said pint & a half at first

[sadie]

hey pub. i remember when i first met you and i called you pubic and you asked me not to so i didn't.

[Pub Lover]

I remember that slightly differantly, I asked you not to, & for a few days you teased me with it before finally stopping. >:

Good to see ya, Sadie. :love