Fuck

[eatxmexupx]

Whats up with guys and their fucking cheating?... You go out with a guy for 6 months just to find out hes been fucking the bimbo next door..
"oooh baby, i didnt mean it... I was drunk and she took advantage of me.." blah blah blah

"cmon you kno how much you wanted a threesome. I was just trying to find the right girl before hand." Yeah a threesome, with a girl thats not oing to be sufficating me when she gets on top.

but im not lame enough to beleive any of the fucckin excuses.
You guys are fucking pigs!!!!

[AChimp]

What's up with girls and their bitching? :lol Am I right, guys? :lol

[Skulhedface]

AMEN Brother :lol

[da blob]

what's up with girls dating morons ?
Oh, wait ...

[eatxmexupx]

well whatever.. dont commit yourself to one girl, if your going to act like that.. i just believe cheating is wrong.. your dealing with poeples emotions

[ProfessorCool]

Wise words coming from eat me up.

[fatbinge]

Treat your boyfriend nicer. He'll tell you when he's cheating on you next time.

[maggiekarp]

Wait, isn't this the same guy who couldn't give you an orgasm in under 60 seconds?


olo

[Terra]

If that's the case, let him practice on the bitch until he gets it right. Don't obsess over the fumbling fucktard.

[eatxmexupx]

ha... i was cheated on and the makes me a bitch.

and the whole orgasm thing.. what girl does have a fucking orgasm.
half admit to faking an orgasm.. And dont even try to deny it

[eatxmexupx]

Treat your boyfriend nicer. He'll tell you when he's cheating on you next time.

Are you fucking retarded... Yeah ill be nice to him so he admits hes cheating. In general im a real nice person, but when it comes to boyfriends fucking some fat chick he didnt even know then ill treat them like hell...

Before you know ill bash both their fuckn heads in

[AChimp]

ARE YOU PMSING OR WHAT? AM I RIGHT GUYS? :lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

SNACK ON SOMETHING SALTY WOMAN :lol

COMON DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING FELLOWS

[eatxmexupx]

aww... whatever

[maggiekarp]

When I masturbate I have to fake an orgasm :(

[Esuohlim]

EATXMEXXUPXEATX, YOU GO GRIL

THE INTERNERT IS A GREAT PLACE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, AND SINCE I'M NEW PEOPLE HOW ABOUT YOU MEET ME? I PROMISE I WON'T LET YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OTHER CHICKS I WILL MOST-DEFINITELY FUCK INSTEAD OF YOU AND YOUR PUTRID VAGINAL AREA. :(

[JeefGyle]

what girl does have a fucking orgasm.

Your boyfriend is a fucking loser.

Either that or you're poorly constructed downstairs.

[eatxmexupx]

im perfectly fine...

he hated the fact i wasnt willing to put out time he wanted it

[HickMan]

I BET YOU LOOK BAD AND HE'S TOO ASHAMED TO FUCK YOU THAT HE DOSN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REACH-AROUND. HE'S TIRED OF ZITS ON THA CLIT >:

[eatxmexupx]

are looks really all that important.. seriously?

someone can have the best personality and yet lacks certain physical features.

[HickMan]

LIKE TITS AND A VAGINA

[ProfessorCool]

Or a brain.

[da blob]

how old are you, again ?

[Helm]

no

[Supafly345]

I like how some girls enjoy classifying all men as a species when they are emotionally harmed by one, but when that same man says a few kind words and buys her a t-shirt that guy is suddenly the most amazing person who ever lived.
I'm wondering why whiney girls also complain about thier men pressuring them constantly for sex. I am pretty sure it isn't a coincidence that they are the same guys who cheat and are jerks and so on. Here's my point: You have bad taste in men. Some girls just like jerks for some reason. "But all of my friends b/fs are jerks too and everyone I know, because all men are jerks, wah wah waah." I know there are pleanty of women with "good taste" out there, because those are the only kind I date.

[ziggytrix]

I've never cheated on a girlfriend. It's not really that difficult. All you have to do is care about keeping your promises and being a decent person. And if you hook up with someone who doesn't care about that stuff, you'll get what you asked for.

[kellychaos]

I'm Kellychaos and I approve this message.

[Methuselah]

I would never cheat on my girlfriend but it seems you just chose a bad apple for a guy and all I can say is keep fishing and look at the small things he does like for example:

when you are talking face to face will his eyes wander to another woman

(this one depends on how you talk) are his only replays to a conversations with you mostly or lately with "Yes" or "A huh"

does he flirt with other women

Is he too busy to hang out with you more than it seems he should be?

I think you get the point and sort answer to your problems is don't date assholes.

[The One and Only...]

are looks really all that important.. seriously?

Yes.

[jin]

lucky you ;o

[Pyorrhea]

its time for a rash achimp....


Well, i have a question for you. Why is it that women always do the opposite of what they say? For instance, chick always say they want a artsy fag type guy that listens to em and loves nature and culture and all this other bullshit, but when they go looking for guys, the only ones they consider are FUCKING STEAKHEADS AND JOCK ASSHOLES!!! WOMEN ARE AN INFECTION FUCK YOU!!! All women are good for is this: :blowme


FUCK KILL DEATH DESTROY FUCK YOU!!!
:die :suicide :fu :maul :wank :imock :die

[Carnivore]

Infidelity is unforgivable and eatxmexupx is an imbecile. Verily.

[Esuohlim]

its time for a rash achimp....

Virgins don't get those. :(

[AChimp]

http://www.sheffield-labs.com/Pictures/Cortisone.gif

:)

[Pyorrhea]

DAMN!!! thwarted again... :(