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Jixby Phillips
Jun 5th, 2004, 05:16 PM
WHO IS THE WORST PERSON HERE

MAKE A LIST OF CONTENDERS AND DON'T LEAVE ANYBODY OUT!!

THIS IS FOR AN EXCITING NEW KIND OF MOCK WAR FOR US TO TAKE PART IN!!!

DON'T BE AFRAID TO PUT ME ON THE LIST EITHER :lol I KNOW HOW BAD I CAN BE!!! :lol ;)

ALSO DON'T PLACE ANYBDOY JUST MAKE A LIST OF ANYBODY YOU CAN THINK OF IN NO ORDER WHATSOEVER

OKAYBYE

ProfessorCool
Jun 5th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Emu, for trying to fit in, and saying Conan sucks. >:

Esuohlim
Jun 5th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Jixby Phillips and ProfessorCool

sports
Jun 5th, 2004, 09:14 PM
ArrowX.

HickMan
Jun 6th, 2004, 12:00 AM
What do I get if i WIN?

Trippy
Jun 6th, 2004, 04:29 PM
Hickman. >:

HickMan
Jun 6th, 2004, 06:44 PM
Who are you?

Emu
Jun 6th, 2004, 06:51 PM
Emu, for trying to fit in, and saying Conan sucks. >:

>: dude we gotta fight now for serious

FartinMowler
Jun 6th, 2004, 07:00 PM
Hmmmmm, worst person...that's a tough one...hmmm let me think...I hate all the fags that keep fagging up the place by acting like fags and then trying to get everyone to join there fag clubs or make it seem cool to be a fag and then make fun of other people because there not fags so I think I would pick....I dunno it's a tough one to pick but those smart guy's that keep posting all that crap from Rueters and then bla bla bla bla and there's the girls that act all tough and swear and you know that there doing there grade 8 homework and most likely grounded for staying out with there friends, so they hang out on this site and say crap so I don't still know who I might pick, but it wouldn't be Jixby. All the teens like Arrow X and Emu don't really bother me because we all know that there isn't any bullets in the gun if you know what I mean and the long term mockers are all so hip that it wouldn't be cool to pick one because everyone would just poo poo you and there wouldn't be any point so I still don't know it might be Dr.Boogie just because he's so boring and anal and shit but then he will just ban some guy that everyone finds annoying and defeat the purpose of trying to find someone to pick. maybe Doopa for being bisexual because find that annoying for the fact that even a homosexual can make a commitment to some form of sexuality but the bisexuals just let some poor bugger think he has a chance and then they might run off with another woman and then change there mind again and come back and that really has nothing to do with I-mockery and I've gotten off the topic so who I might pick would be... Italianstereotype for being a bastard and leaving >:

Esuohlim
Jun 6th, 2004, 07:57 PM
yeah really hey fartinmowler do you know what punctuation is its like this one joke i was going to make about it not being that time of the month for you because of the abscence of a period but then i thought i would do something like this hey

ProfessorCool
Jun 6th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Emu, for trying to fit in, and saying Conan sucks. >:

>: dude we gotta fight now for serious

:boohoo :hangman :die

Emu
Jun 6th, 2004, 09:25 PM
oh fuck i lost

Sam
Jun 7th, 2004, 02:19 PM
All the teens like Arrow X and Emu don't really bother me because we all know that there isn't any bullets in the gun if you know what I mean

DO YOU MEAN THAT THEY ARE STERILE?

Matt Harty
Jun 7th, 2004, 02:47 PM
yeah really hey fartinmowler do you know what punctuation is its like this one joke i was going to make about it not being that time of the month for you because of the abscence of a period but then i thought i would do something like this hey

he sometimes :/ seperates sentences :/ like this

Trippy
Jun 8th, 2004, 05:06 PM
:troutslap thats right...

ItalianStereotype
Jun 9th, 2004, 01:09 AM
Italianstereotype for being a bastard and leaving >:

yeah, what an asshole. let's form a club, fartinmowler.

Jixby Phillips
Jun 9th, 2004, 02:31 AM
Here is my list!

I basically made this list by looking at the the memberlist in order of most posts to least posts. Some of these selections might be wrong, like I'm thinking of somebody else. I also might be missing some good people.

I don't hate these people. I just beleive they might be the worst people in the world. Example: I beleive Fartin Mowler is a serious contender for worst person ever, but *I* still like him.

kellychaos
Jeanette X
Skulhedface
Royal Tenenbaum
Rez
kahljorn
*FARTINMOWLER*
Comrade Rocket
DamnthatDavid
Cosmo Electrolux
Pee Wee Herman
MEATMAN
Suck 'n' Fuck
sports
bigtimecow
Walter Simard
Lotida
SMN
GothNAPrepsBody
NIGhtMAre
klownboy
Mad Max
rainbowbrite
dj bastard
Tubesock
xBLacKObSeSSioNx
payne
Trippy
Wang
JenMacca
MISTER BIG T
the[Hitman]
Gabe Vieira
koolaidolio
Super.Mario

I am basically thinking of orginizing a tournement that everybody can participate in: the idea is that people would argue and supply evidence supporting that one person is worse than the other. The person who is recognized as being the worse of the two gets to advance to the next round. Does that sound fun?

FartinMowler
Jun 9th, 2004, 06:47 PM
*:) *

ArrowX
Jun 9th, 2004, 10:01 PM
I WIN!

The Retro Kat
Jun 10th, 2004, 03:13 PM
Drink milk

Methuselah
Jun 10th, 2004, 03:31 PM
I would like to add my self

Supafly345
Jun 11th, 2004, 05:34 AM
Italianstereotype for being a bastard and leaving >:

yeah, what an asshole. let's form a club, fartinmowler.Don't try and hide your guilt. It is quite obvious what really happened when he mysteriously dissapeared and you conveniently showed up. Most everone knows what you did to him, and it is only a matter of time before you are finished.

The Retro Kat
Jun 11th, 2004, 04:37 PM
SupaFly345

Jixby Phillips
Jun 11th, 2004, 04:53 PM
"Monkeys are no match for robots. Its been proven."

The Green Meanie is officially on my list >:

FreakinStrange
Jun 11th, 2004, 06:27 PM
I will add myself since no one else knows who i am

Helm
Jun 11th, 2004, 07:32 PM
C:\ or el mariachi whatever his current handle is. Tonberry also. mcmock was so awesomely horrible in his 'look at me! I'm mocking! In i-mockery! Mock mock mock! way, so I don't know if he counts.

Bubba da redneck
Jun 11th, 2004, 08:32 PM
I nominate Tonberry that slimey toady green bastard

Rongi
Jun 11th, 2004, 08:38 PM
i have a feeling fartin is gonna take home the gold. or copper. whichever is funnier

oh yeah and my vote goes to elecman.cx and nesboy. and that kid who pretended to be rog's evil twin...gor i think

Perndog
Jun 11th, 2004, 09:24 PM
ultra perfect cell
ArrowX
mesobe
RiotGRRL
pinky lee
Phil the anorak

Two-Faced
Jun 11th, 2004, 10:43 PM
mesobe - he's canadian AND gay. and by gay i mean lame and corny
+
mike - he flings accusations around like a jew

Tropical
Jun 11th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Add Pub Lover.

Cause he's a fatty.

Geggy
Jun 12th, 2004, 12:10 AM
I will add myself since no one else knows who i am

people like you make me feel better about myself. i knew i could alway rely on people like you for some self esteem boostin'! people with low, low self esteem are leeches and i'd usually let them hang out with me so i can be THE man of the group.

by the way, you suck.

Sajuuk
Jun 12th, 2004, 01:58 AM
Can I be in the list too?

Dole
Jun 12th, 2004, 06:31 AM
"Doopa for being bisexual because find that annoying for the fact that even a homosexual can make a commitment to some form of sexuality but the bisexuals just let some poor bugger think he has a chance and then they might run off with another woman and then change there mind again and come back "

-you're such a cock.

Anonymous
Jun 12th, 2004, 06:41 AM
am i right guys

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2004, 08:17 AM
Add Pub Lover. Cause he's a fatty.
Is that your way of asking for more nude photos, fag?

FreakinStrange
Jun 12th, 2004, 11:04 AM
I will add myself since no one else knows who i am

people like you make me feel better about myself. i knew i could alway rely on people like you for some self esteem boostin'! people with low, low self esteem are leeches and i'd usually let them hang out with me so i can be THE man of the group.

by the way, you suck.

I dont have low self esteem, i just dont think anyone knows me enough to nominate me and since i wanted to participate i nominated myself :)

AChimp
Jun 12th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Sports, ArrowX, Mad Max and UPC.

That's about it at the moment. >:

Krythor
Jun 12th, 2004, 12:47 PM
punkgrrrrlll (or whatever her name is)
Carnivore

But if I had to choose from everybody mentioned, it would be a three-way tie between Punkgrrrrll, Kellychaos and Jeanette.

Pub Lover
Jun 12th, 2004, 12:52 PM
What the fuck did Punkgrrrlie do?

edit: Oh shit, nevermind. :(

ArrowX
Jun 12th, 2004, 04:50 PM
Here is my list!

I basically made this list by looking at the the memberlist in order of most posts to least posts. Some of these selections might be wrong, like I'm thinking of somebody else. I also might be missing some good people.

I don't hate these people. I just beleive they might be the worst people in the world. Example: I beleive Fartin Mowler is a serious contender for worst person ever, but *I* still like him.

kellychaos
Jeanette X
Skulhedface
Royal Tenenbaum
Rez
kahljorn
*FARTINMOWLER*
Comrade Rocket
DamnthatDavid
Cosmo Electrolux
Pee Wee Herman
MEATMAN
Suck 'n' Fuck
sports
bigtimecow
Walter Simard
Lotida
SMN
GothNAPrepsBody
NIGhtMAre
klownboy
Mad Max
rainbowbrite
dj bastard
Tubesock
xBLacKObSeSSioNx
payne
Trippy
Wang
JenMacca
MISTER BIG T
the[Hitman]
Gabe Vieira
koolaidolio
Super.Mario

I am basically thinking of orginizing a tournement that everybody can participate in: the idea is that people would argue and supply evidence supporting that one person is worse than the other. The person who is recognized as being the worse of the two gets to advance to the next round. Does that sound fun?


I'm not in there :lol

eggyolk
Jun 12th, 2004, 06:16 PM
-:)
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eggyolk
Jun 12th, 2004, 08:49 PM
:wank :(

eva01
Jun 12th, 2004, 09:03 PM
if there is a no porn rule why do have pornographic emoticons?
it makes no sense i tells ya!

WTF!?

Jixby Phillips
Jun 13th, 2004, 01:14 AM
I'm not in there :lol

I know :)

Dr. V
Jun 13th, 2004, 06:29 AM
if there is a no porn rule why do have pornographic emoticons?
it makes no sense i tells ya!

WTF!?
I nominate this guy.

Lotida
Jun 13th, 2004, 01:30 PM
I don't want to be the worst person ever! :tear Unless, there are prizes involved. If so, sign me up!


P.S. I hope this doesn't mean *you* don't like me Jixby!

Krythor
Jun 13th, 2004, 01:48 PM
CONGRATULATIONS LOTIDA YOU JUST WON THE COMPETTION! : :lol :lol :lol

Lotida
Jun 13th, 2004, 02:35 PM
WHOOO HOOOOO!!

I'm so excited.....I never win anything!! :)

Mike
Jun 13th, 2004, 09:50 PM
mike - he flings accusations around like a jew

You wanna kiss my wiener? :meat

eva01
Jun 14th, 2004, 01:04 AM
if there is a no porn rule why do have pornographic emoticons?
it makes no sense i tells ya!

WTF!?
I nominate this guy.
i wonder how dr. boogie feels about the idea?

Matt Harty
Jun 14th, 2004, 09:56 AM
I bet he'd feel like telling you to shut up.

EverythingWillSuck
Jun 14th, 2004, 11:52 AM
bubsy

PILLOWFIGHT
Jun 14th, 2004, 09:19 PM
I NOIMINATE ALL YALL

executioneer
Jul 14th, 2004, 09:10 PM
SECONDED

i wanan get a custom licsense plate that says "IH8YALL" :(

PILLOWFIGHT
Jul 18th, 2004, 05:16 PM
did you know that i want to commit suicide :lol

kellychaos
Jul 19th, 2004, 02:29 PM
I found my lack of nominations more than disappointing. Just because a couple of people nominate me doesn't mean that YOU can't nominate me. It's not a contest where one beats another one to it. Am I right, guys?!

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:11 PM
I dislike Matt Harty for being a bad loaf of kitty bread, Pub Lover for switching between being cool and being stupid, Esuohlim for having a faggy avatar, and Mike for just being a cunt.

liquidstatik
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:37 PM
I HATE ALL OF YOU EXCEPT -

MILHOUSE
MATT HARTY
SCRU
SAM
MR ADVENTURE
CHAINSAWSMASH
CHOJIN
JIN
NINJAVENOM
PUB LOVER
AND THEN ALL THE BANNED PEOPLE

OH YEH AND PILLOWFIGHT :x

>:

Matt Harty
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:39 PM
I dislike Matt Harty for being a bad loaf of kitty bread, Pub Lover for switching between being cool and being stupid, Esuohlim for having a faggy avatar, and Mike for just being a cunt.

Well you decided to take the role as "person who will fight and always win". Did you expect open arms?

Big McLargehuge
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:45 PM
I HATE ALL OF YOU EXCEPT -

MILHOUSE
MATT HARTY
SCRU
SAM
MR ADVENTURE
CHAINSAWSMASH
CHOJIN
JIN
NINJAVENOM
PUB LOVER
AND THEN ALL THE BANNED PEOPLE

OH YEH AND PILLOWFIGHT :x

>:

fuck you

Emu
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:49 PM
:(

liquidstatik
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:51 PM
AND EMU >:

Emu
Jul 19th, 2004, 03:55 PM
:D

Big McLargehuge
Jul 19th, 2004, 04:19 PM
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW

mubert
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:10 PM
Honestly, I dont care. You guys can hate me, cause I dont give a jet-puffed fuck.

Pub Lover
Jul 19th, 2004, 05:13 PM
I dislike... ...Pub Lover for switching between being cool and being stupid...
No, I think you'll find I've been consistantly stupid. :lol

I haven't been cool since my postcount reached four figures last month. :(

& before then my coolness is contestable. :(

Mike
Jul 21st, 2004, 12:38 AM
WHATEVA, I DO WHAT I WANT! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I DO WHAT I WANT!

http://www.biteyourtongue.net/daydream/pics/me/vampbeth01.jpg

Esuohlim
Jul 21st, 2004, 01:28 AM
Esuohlim for having a faggy avatar

Hey mubert serenity now haha

PILLOWFIGHT
Jul 21st, 2004, 01:24 PM
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG!!! *BA DABOP*

The Fifth Man
Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:21 AM
mesobe - he's canadian AND gay. and by gay i mean lame and corny
+
mike - he flings accusations around like a jew

I vote Two-Faced for being an anti-semite.

And a cunt in general.

mubert
Jul 23rd, 2004, 03:26 AM
Esuohlim for having a faggy avatar

Hey mubert serenity now haha

sorry, but that guy from seinfeld just stirs up anger in me. Especially when he trys to looks cool. Cmoking a cigar ISNT COOL. ITS COMPLETELY AWESOME.

Anonymous
Jul 23rd, 2004, 03:31 AM
So who won this thing anyway?

payne
Jul 29th, 2004, 01:30 AM
yess im on the list yess!!!!!!!! all u assholes thta ddint make it leave!!!!!!!! yesssss

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 29th, 2004, 11:28 AM
I HATE ALL OF YOU EXCEPT -

MILHOUSE
MATT HARTY
SCRU
SAM
MR ADVENTURE
CHAINSAWSMASH
CHOJIN
JIN
NINJAVENOM
PUB LOVER
AND THEN ALL THE BANNED PEOPLE

OH YEH AND PILLOWFIGHT :x

>:

You misspelled Jim. :lol

liquidstatik
Jul 29th, 2004, 11:32 AM
:lol :(

Jim Duncan - Weather
Jul 29th, 2004, 06:05 PM
:(

payne
Jul 29th, 2004, 11:51 PM
i feel soo loved and hated at the same time imm soo happy(sorta)

Anonymous
Sep 25th, 2004, 07:40 PM
Given the current situation around here, I think this thread needs to be revived. I don't give fuck what the rest of you fucktards think, I'm running this place now. :lol

Start the nominations fucktards!

:lol

MetalMilitia
Sep 25th, 2004, 07:59 PM
You. Your a fucktard.

Anonymous
Sep 25th, 2004, 09:13 PM
Okay! By responding, that fucktard MetalMilitia has just nominated himself!

That's one for MetalMilitia!

:lol

Jixby Phillips
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:38 AM
Mad Max I approve of your taking over this project you're gonna do great!

MetalMilitia
Sep 26th, 2004, 06:49 AM
Okay! By responding, that fucktard MetalMilitia has just nominated himself!

That's one for MetalMilitia!

:lol

I hope you get raped ... twice. Fucktard.

executioneer
Sep 26th, 2004, 09:14 AM
i want to be on the list i'm terrible

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 12:55 PM
And, that's 2 for that shit eating fucktard Metal Militia!

1 for that fucktard executioneer

Hell we might as well add these fucktards to the list (In no particular order)

Spaz
SevenForceInc
ernasty
Witty
ArrowX
Matt
Helm
Sethomas
Carnivore
Esuohlim
Retro Kat
FS
liquidstatik
James
Cosmo
Rez
Rongi
Big McLargehuge
Hickman

Or write in your own canidate! Just remember to vote!

:lol

MetalMilitia
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:16 PM
Make that 3 you sister fucking retard. I hope you get sodomised with a cattle prod.

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:33 PM
Make that 3 you sister fucking retard. I hope you get sodomised with a cattle prod.

Your preoccupation with sodomization, indicates your own latent homosexuality, and your fear of coming out of the closet. I urge you to seek out your nearest youth center, and talk to a couselor about your confused sexuality, fucktard.

3 for MetalMilitia.

:lol

MetalMilitia
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:39 PM
So does the fact you cant go a single post without using the word 'fucktard' indicate your latent fucktardedness?
I urge you to find your nearest firearms retailer and blow your head off, twat.

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:47 PM
So does the fact you cant go a single post without using the word 'fucktard' indicate your latent fucktardedness?
I urge you to find your nearest firearms retailer and blow your head off, twat.

Not at all! I merely like to make fun of inbred genetic mistakes that should've been drowned at birth, after they suffered 9 months of their whore mother's herion intake. Much like yourself, fucktard.

Actually I changed my mind, Spaz is the worst person ever.

:lol

MetalMilitia
Sep 26th, 2004, 01:50 PM
Ok i will let Sp@z take over insulting mad max duties.

Crying Baby Jesus
Sep 26th, 2004, 02:11 PM
foo

FS
Sep 26th, 2004, 04:04 PM
uh guys maybe HITLER should be the worst person ever? I dunno sorry if i offended someone *shrug*

Crying Baby Jesus
Sep 26th, 2004, 04:05 PM
I think you offended fartin

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 04:05 PM
Hitler did a lot of good, so I'm afraid I have to disagree.

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:15 PM
OK THEN I NOMINATE MOTHER THERESA :eek

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:15 PM
AND JESUS, MAYBE? :/

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:21 PM
That's just silly, those two people didn't really exist.

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:24 PM
AND AQUAMAN :loo

Crying Baby Jesus
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:27 PM
Lokking past hitlers sadistic bastardness he actually saved the world. He caused the events that brought about the end of the great depretion. he also brought germany back from nothing.

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:31 PM
Lokking past hitlers sadistic bastardness he actually saved the world. He caused the events that brought about the end of the great depretion. he also brought germany back from nothing.

Yeah! And let's not forget the whole genocide thing!

:lol

Terra
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:32 PM
Lokking past hitlers sadistic bastardness he actually saved the world. He caused the events that brought about the end of the great depretion. he also brought germany back from nothing.

He also had a dictionary, shitpoke. Download I-Spell and begin using it.

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:46 PM
Wow Terra going from the subject of Hitler and turning it into an insult about ArrowX's spelling by saying "Hitler had a dictionary" washes me away with a wave of fantastic wit.

Terra
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:51 PM
Calling Arrowx a "shitpoke" was what brought out a giggle you dumbass cockgobbler. Hitler is simply "history" now.

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:52 PM
Wow Terra going from the subject of Hitler and turning it into an insult about ArrowX's spelling by saying "Hitler had a dictionary" washes me away with a wave of fantastic wit.

Wow, your continued lame ass attempts at sarcasm are even more witty!

I'm convinced now that Milhouse is the coolest student in his special ed class, and he even gets to use the safety scissors!

:lol

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Are you combining words for insults like every other cuntbasket on the Internet again, you useless fucknugget?

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:57 PM
Guys I just totally decimated you.

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 08:58 PM
I can't compete Mad Max, you're just too good for me, please have mercy. I'm a useless fucknugget.

:lol

Esuohlim
Sep 26th, 2004, 09:04 PM
UH MAD MAX IS BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS. THESE DOCTORED QUOTES ARE WHAT BROUGHT THE ENTIRE BOARD CRYING ON THEIR KNEES LAST TIME. WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN??

QUICK MAD MAX TURN "ON THEIR KNEES" INTO "ON MY KNEES" AND MAKE A GAY JOKE. OR A MOTHER JOKE, PERHAPS???

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 09:09 PM
Your "act" is dead, fucktard.

It wasn't funny the first 100 times you said that shit, and its just pathetic now. Seriously take some time OFF the fucking internet, there's a whole world out there, fucktard.

:lol

executioneer
Sep 26th, 2004, 09:52 PM
hey kettle, you're black, fucktard :lol

Anonymous
Sep 26th, 2004, 09:56 PM
Not yet fucktard, I don't have over 6000 posts. Plus there's the fact that when I do it, its funny.

:lol

executioneer
Sep 27th, 2004, 02:00 AM
to you maybe

Anonymous
Sep 27th, 2004, 12:29 PM
Not just me fucktard, to many.

However, as long as I'm amused, that's all that's important.

But getting back on track...I still say Spaz is the worst person ever.

:lol

liquidstatik
Sep 27th, 2004, 12:34 PM
IM SO THE BEST PERSON HERE, THOUGH

Anonymous
Sep 27th, 2004, 12:38 PM
You might qualify as the faggiest person ever, but not the best, fucktard. That's another thread for another time though.

:lol

Rongi
Sep 27th, 2004, 02:39 PM
so whats this thread about

ernasty10050
Sep 27th, 2004, 02:59 PM
oh my GOD max just shut the hell up!

Anonymous
Sep 27th, 2004, 04:02 PM
[center:81b87b7eb3]NEVER FUCKTARD! :lol [/center:81b87b7eb3]

BlueOatmeal
Sep 30th, 2004, 03:10 PM
Mad Max is taking charge like a motherfucker! I love him!

Father §p@z
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:23 PM
Here is my list!


kellychaos
Jeanette X
Skulhedface
Royal Tenenbaum
Rez
kahljorn
*FARTINMOWLER*
Comrade Rocket
DamnthatDavid
Cosmo Electrolux
Pee Wee Herman
MEATMAN
Suck 'n' Fuck
sports
bigtimecow
Walter Simard
Lotida
SMN
GothNAPrepsBody
NIGhtMAre
klownboy
Mad Max
rainbowbrite
dj bastard
Tubesock
xBLacKObSeSSioNx
payne
Trippy
Wang
JenMacca
MISTER BIG T
the[Hitman]
Gabe Vieira
koolaidolio
Super.Mario


Why am I not on your list? :o

Anonymous
Sep 30th, 2004, 09:49 PM
Are you fucking that stupid? Look at the fucking dates fucktard, its pretty obvious that you weren't posting yet. Besides having you on here, pretty much makes the list useless now.

Nobody fucking likes you and there is no Santa Claus fucktard.

Cowboy Bebop sucks and you fucking suck even more for worshipping it.

Worst person ever.

:lol

Father §p@z
Oct 1st, 2004, 07:00 PM
Why do you guys keep Max around? All he does is insult you and the site.

WINO
Oct 1st, 2004, 08:14 PM
because he is dry, sarcastic, abusive, and a real asshole....god bless em'.

Father §p@z
Oct 1st, 2004, 08:24 PM
I demand Jixby to add me to his list. :(

Anonymous
Oct 1st, 2004, 09:37 PM
I demand that Jixby fuck me in the ass with a dirty plunger handle, because I'm such a anime loving faggot and I suck really really bad. Mad Max's insults make me cry at night, I wish he'd just leave me alone. :( :tear

:lol

Seven Force
Oct 2nd, 2004, 01:30 AM
I have a dry, scratchy, abrasive, asshole....I wish my dad didn't break beer bottles over my head, toss me on his bed, tie me up with extension cords and vigorisly pump a broomsick up my ass every time I refuse to suck his dick. God bless him.

:lol

WINO
Oct 2nd, 2004, 05:42 PM
I wish i had a ball to throw to you...since you are such a playful li'l pup. guess you will just have to sniff asses for fun. By the way...if i want any lip off of you, i'll unzip.

WINO
Oct 2nd, 2004, 08:43 PM
SevenForceUSA. i like you....you can be my new bitch.
now...give me some suction.

Seven Force
Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:55 PM
I wish i had some balls to suck right now...since since I don't want to suck my dad's balls. I guess i'll have to though and take the broomstick up my ass like a man. By the way...i'm a shitty shithead and my asshole hurts. Someone love me. :(

SevenForceUSA. I like you....you're my physical and mental superior and I will be your new bitch. I can't stop thinking about you. Please fuck me. And be gentle.
Now...give me some dick.

No thanks. Ask Spaz.

:lol

WINO
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:07 AM
SevenFarceUSA wrote: I seem to have this sick preoccupation with child sex, it is all i think about...and allow these perversions to dominate all conversations....i am glad i was chemically casterated.

WINO
Oct 3rd, 2004, 06:27 AM
how long have you been having these "fantasies" SevenFarce?, and which state sex offender registry are you listed in?

Guitar Woman
Oct 3rd, 2004, 02:32 PM
I demand that Jixby fuck me in the ass with a dirty plunger handle, because I'm such a anime loving faggot and I suck really really bad. Mad Max's insults make me cry at night, I wish he'd just leave me alone. :( :tear

:lol
How does watching ONE tv show once in a while make me an anime faggot? It's not like I deck out my room in Cowboy Bebop memorabilia and customize my computer to look like a shrine to the damn show. God, Max, get a fucking life.

Anonymous
Oct 4th, 2004, 02:56 AM
You're right, watching Cowboy Bebop makes me an anime fucktard faggot. I deck out my room in Cowboy Bebop memorabilia and customize my computer to look like a shrine to the damn show. God, I'm fucking pathetic, I need to get a fucking life.

:lol

Seven Force
Oct 4th, 2004, 06:02 PM
SevenFarceUSA wrote: I seem to have this sick preoccupation with child sex, it is all i think about...and allow these perversions to dominate all conversations....i am glad i was chemically casterated.

You can't even quote me properly. Let me show you how it's done...

I seem to have this sick preoccupation with monkey shit...it's all i think about...and I allow these perversions to dominate all aspects of my normal life....i am glad i'm going to zoo today.

Anonymous
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:33 AM
I now nominate the fucktard racialslur as WORST PERSON ever since he just said he was Mubert.

racialslur
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:35 AM
:lol

Seven Force
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:22 AM
I second Max's nomination.

/asskiss]

Imadjinn
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:10 AM
Emu, for being born.

BIATCH!

WTF
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:25 AM
O shit, please please anyone nominate Spaz again! That dinky anime lover just DESERVES it so very very much:

There once was a loser called Spaz,
That re-acted with no pizzaz,
When someone made the obvious remark after someone stated: "Remember Doctor, that God made Ireland" with
"Yes Sir, He also made gay anime Hell and Spazboy"

Seven Force
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:29 AM
On second thought Max, maybe you have a better candidate. :/

I mean, talk about faggotry, look at his crappy poems about his crush.

:lol

MetalMilitia
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:31 AM
I nominate WTF, all of his posts are shitty poems.

WTF
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:50 AM
Ha, ha, ha…. Here for only two days and I already get nominated. YES, YES, YES :)

And 7Force, stop copying Mad Max al the time, loser. It leaves a bad impression on a noob like me if he sees a “Vet” with over 600 posts do that. There is no honor in that, boy. >:

And MetalMilitia, what is it with you, girl. 600 post and you are already stalking me. The mock war that you and seven brought on yourself with this noob did not go as planned, hmmm. Prance around girl please prance some more… :(

MetalMilitia
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:34 AM
I hate you more than life itself.

WTF
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:56 AM
I hate you more than life itself.

I just adore you my little bespectacled pussy. You and me are going to become big buddies yet, I can feel it..... :love

hix1122
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:12 PM
I nominate Mockery, because he deleted my post about imaginary friends back in December 2004.

MetalMilitia
Nov 2nd, 2004, 12:23 PM
I hate you more than life itself.

I just adore you my little bespectacled pussy. You and me are going to become big buddies yet, I can feel it..... :love

awww.... come ere! *group hug*

:)

Anonymous
Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:07 PM
Fuck it, Spaz is still the worst person ever.

Terra
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:03 PM
I nominate Mockery, because he deleted my post about imaginary friends back in December 2004.

Um. Did anybody else notice a slight problem with this post? >:

Seven Force
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:19 PM
Yes, it exists. >:

hix1122
Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:42 PM
well fuck, the edit button doesn’t work, so I just kind of ignored it and hoped to god noone noticed.

Anonymous
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:54 PM
I'd like to report that racialslur and Father Spaz are now running neck and neck for Worst Person Ever! Could be a close call! Stay tuned!

Seven Force
Nov 2nd, 2004, 09:59 PM
Worst Person Ever 2004

Cast your vote today/tomorrow!

HickMan
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:02 PM
ESUOHLIM JK I LOVE YOU

Seven Force
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:12 PM
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=283469#283469

:lol

Anonymous
Nov 4th, 2004, 02:30 AM
I'm calling this one early! That fucktard racialslur is the worst person ever!

:lol

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:13 PM
Due to the recent banning of that fucktard racialslur, Father Spaz is once again the WORST PERSON EVER. :lol

Seven Force
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:16 PM
When/where did this happen? :(

Emu
Nov 8th, 2004, 07:17 PM
the minute he joined these boards

Lotida
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:20 PM
Due to the recent banning of that fucktard racialslur, Father Spaz is once again the WORST PERSON EVER. :lol

WTF has gotta be a close second if not worse than Father Spaz!

Anonymous
Nov 8th, 2004, 10:29 PM
WTF is idiotic enough to amuse me every once in awhile with his mongoloid antics, but Father Spaz is anime obsessed, whined about me making fun of him, and made TWO goodbye threads claiming he was leaving and the fucktard is still here. >:

sadie
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:04 AM
none of you can be the worst person ever 'cause you're all just figments of my imagination.

Anonymous
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM
none of you can be the worst person ever 'cause you're all just figments of my imagination.

What people represent what various aspects of your tortured mind? Some examples please. :)