THE I-MOCKERY CONTRIBUTION STORY SIGNUP

[James]

I'm going to look for anywhere between 10-20 people. Once again, you have to have at least 900 posts or be really cool, or both. Once I get enough signups from people who I'll allow to join in, I'll get things started.

Also, the order in which you sign up will determine a number I'll assign to you. So the first person to sign up will be #1. And the number doesn't necessarily mean that will be the turn you take in writing the story.

1. Chojin
2. Schimid
3. Comrade Rocket
4. Pub Lover
5. Emu
6. Glowbelly
7. Matt Harty
8. McClain
9. Bennett
10. AChimp
11. CaptainBubba
12. Skulhedface
13. Esuohlim
14. Rongi
15. Spectre X
16. Immortal Goat
17. MrAdventure
18. Professor Cool
19. Chainsaw Smash
20. Jixby Phillips
21. Supafly345
22. ScruU2wice
23. Legolars
24. GADZOOKS
25. BAPE
26. James

[Anonymous]

I want to be #2

[Schimid]

Fuck you, I'm 2 >:

[Comrade Rocket]

Im 4 :D

[Comrade Rocket]

wait, no im not

[Pub Lover]

Didn't everyone already commit in the other thread?

[James]

They didn't know what they were committing to. So they do it NOW.

[FartinMowler]

I would like to contribute :)

[Emu]

How exactly will it work? On the boards there's no way to prevent people from reading more than they're supposed to. :/

[glowbelly]

i like stories :)

[Matt Harty]

is this going to be fun because if it is i would like to be part of it

[McClain]

This is for you Karen.

http://p085.ezboard.com/fimockerystoriesforthebored.showMessage?topicID=20 5.topic

[Bennett]

i'll do it :)

[AChimp]

I suppose I could do this or whatever it is. Unless it's totally gay. >:

[CaptainBubba]

Am I a bad enough dude to story it up with yall?

[James]

Just so you know, posting in this thread means you're trying to sign up. So if you don't wanna be on the list, you better say so now.

Emu, it won't BE on the boards.

[Skulhedface]

Sign me up.

[Esuohlim]

I want to be part of this.

[Rongi]

i'm in

[Spectre X]

In, please. :)

[Immortal Goat]

Sure, why not

[McClain]

My participation is dependent upon several factors, notably time involvement and gayness rating.

[MrAdventure]

I am concerned about the deadline (I have no Internet half the week), but barring that I should be able to toss my hat in the ring. :(

[James]

Eh, everyone will have a week or so to finish their part. Given the short amount of writing you'll be doing each time, it should be plenty of time.

Also, I finished off the list. I wrote in a few people who said they wanted to do it in the other thread, and I didn't want them to get bumped off. There are some others though that might want in, so they have to say so in this thread. I'll eventually reconfigure the thread to have a final list, but I'm aiming to only have 20 people participating.

[ProfessorCool]

I was just going to say :(

Edit: oh, there I am!

[FartinMowler]

Well, that is very insulting for the fact that I'm the one guy that kept trying to get people to write shit in the story section. I'm leaving for a few months and taking my groin with me...

[ScruU2wice]

I want in, because I know that I'll regret it if I don't try... :(

[Schimid]

Out of that whole list, there's actually only one person up there I can actually say I dislike.

Good choices ;o

[Rongi]

:tear

[ProfessorCool]

:wah

[James]

Well, I kinda HAVE to be on the list, Schimid. So fuck you. :/

[Anonymous]

I agree. Take Immortal Goat off.

[Immortal Goat]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Chojin. Glad to see we got over our differences.

[Anonymous]

This is a mockery forum, you fucking dicklip. Of course I'm not going to send you apologetic e-cards after I move on from making you weep and create asinine threads about me in my stead.

[Immortal Goat]

Sarcasm is a useful tool, and by the looks of things, so is Chojin. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

I could say the same thing, only with you standing in for sarcasm, and the removal of the word 'useful.'

[Immortal Goat]

Got me there, Chojin. Absolutely crushing. But really, usually you put a little more imagination into your insults. Whats the matter? Is the proverbial mock-well drying up?

[Black Flag]

is this story going to be science fiction

[Black Flag]

fiction about science

[Anonymous]

You got me there, Sketch33. Boy oh boy do I wish BAPE was here for me, in my hour of need.

[Supafly345]

Aw phooey. Looks like I am too late to catch the bus. Can I wait for the next one in 30 min, or will my transfer be expired by then?

[Jixby Phillips]

i would have signed up but i was on vacation >:

[LegoLars]

Im super fucking cool, so i should be on the list.

But what the hell, like i care. :wah

[James]

Where the hell have you been?

[James]

I figure if more people want to keep doing this, I can go higher than 20. But I won't go any higher than 30.

I'll also close this off after Friday, and if it's not at a number to my liking, I'll cut a couple people possibly. Right now, 24 is a pretty good number though.

[Pub Lover]

...everyone will have a week...
So this will take 24 weeks to compleate?

[FartinMowler]

what kind of list is that? LegoLars (who is a freak and a half) and Captain Bubba havn't been on this site for months and then just pop back in and get on the list but I've been here day after and I get excluded >:

[Pub Lover]

The reason you're excluded is for exactly this kind of whiney, bitchass posting. >:

[James]

...everyone will have a week...
So this will take 24 weeks to compleate?

No. Everyone will have UP TO a week, but it's not gonna be that it'll only be one person a week writing their part. It's quite possible you could have 3 or 4 submissions a day.

[GADZOOKS]

25. Gadzooks H. Garfunkle

[BAPE]

hey chojin never fear bape is here haha better late then never right guys immortal goat you always insult by saying is that all you got that is not mocking sorry pal if you think that is all it takes to make it to the top you have another thin coming if it was that easy every newb would have a shot sorry pal do you think i can come on here and say hey your insults are no good sucks to be you and win the fight no i dont think so am i right it doesnt work like that ps i know you want to work your way up but maybe start with someone less experienced than chojin are you nuts a newb cant walk in and punch a contender in boxing go after sports or arrowx get some experience under your belt consider this a warning next time we will rip you a new butthole but we will have to go to mock wars to do that also

[FartinMowler]

:(

[glowbelly]

quitcher frownin. if you weren't such a whiny heiny you would be a-ok. now tell me how cute i sorta am and then tell me how hot your wife is.

[Immortal Goat]

I've been Baped.

EDIT: Statutory Bape

[FartinMowler]

quitcher frownin. if you weren't such a whiny heiny you would be a-ok. now tell me how cute i sorta am and then tell me how hot your wife is

:( I'm making porkchops :/http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00644.jpg

[Matt Harty]

What'd you pour on it? :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

tears :(

[Schimid]

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK GARLIC BREAD :lol

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha FartinMowler uses Shake 'n Bake.

[FartinMowler]

Its President's choice Italian style bread crumbs with Romano cheese :) with tears :(

[Geggy]

sooo that's where half your brain went, fartin.

i mean, you have to admit it does look more like a brain than pork chops. :/

[FartinMowler]

Pork the other white meat :)

[James]

I decided to close off all new additions, seeing how this thread's attention has died down anyway. I'll set up some of the guidelines and shit in another thread.

[Hobo Renee]

You fucking cunt. I would have signed up for this if I didn't have a real life.

[James]

I think that word is uncalled for, and offensive to women. I WOULD have added you, but you had to go and say something very crude and inappropriate.

[LegoLars]

Uh, okay. Good to be on the list. Uh, now I have a reason for posting again.

[Hobo Renee]

Actually, as of late the use of the word cunt by women has been linked with reactions against the patriarchy, so there. Plus you're not one to speak on such issues as an avid viewer of porn, which is far more degrading than a single word. Remember James, actions speak louder than words.

[Rez]

not just any ol' porn, renee... image search porn.

>:

you're a disgusting, stupid fucknut james.

[Hobo Renee]

Rez, I dig your location. I wish I could live at the Smile Market.

[CaptainBubba]

what kind of list is that? LegoLars (who is a freak and a half) and Captain Bubba havn't been on this site for months and then just pop back in and get on the list but I've been here day after and I get excluded >:

AIDS has been around longer than SARS. I dont know exactly how I can draw a correlation, or make a funny annalogy from that, but the basic point is you are the equivalent of a festering rotting vagina with B.O and limp tentacles that have melanoma. When you walk into a room people scoot away to avoid catching crabs, thusly your continued presence is not a fucking brownie point, fartin.