Geggy
Jun 7th, 2004, 06:18 PM
on my way home from north station today, a black woman sits down next to me and starts eating mcdonalds french fries. when she is done she crumples up the bag, puts it in her purse and then gets up and leaves. i didnt quite know why this lady would get up and find another seat, but i remembered that i got a text message from my friend that said 'big, black, smelly, drippy, gooey poon.' maybe she read this off my pager when i got the text message? i had no idea what the message was going to say so i am NOT at fault here!
but heres where it got REALLY strange. a kid a few seats behind me kept saying 'cheers!' to everyone that walked by him. i figured it was just a wiseass kid making comments to everyone, but he kept saying it over and over again for about ten minutes.
the kid who was saying 'cheers!' was in his teens and i wasnt sure if he was on acid or retarded or both. a few minutes passed and i saw a pissed off guy in front of me say to the kid, 'is this yours? because i dont want it.'
the kid had tossed his notebooks and then his book bag at an unsuspecting passenger. there were papers everywhere. people on the train were horrified, watching this kid melt down in front of them.
the 'cheer' kid had began throwing his papers at people sitting near him while mumbling incoherently about something, possibly his book bag being expensive.
i was tempted to stand up and tell the kid to shut the fuck up but after looking at him I knew he was completely mental. it looked as though he was having a breakdown. when i looked at his face, it was the most crazed face i have seen in a long time. it was the pissed off face you would make if someone shot your mother in front of you.
the conductor came over to him and asked him where he was going to. 'where you going, pal? where you going buddy' no answer. he was just staring at him with glassed over eyes. the look was almost indescribable. the conductor kept his cool and just kept asking him where he was going.
he finally answered 'it's important for safety first.' repeatedly 'safety first' and then he went back to 'cheers!' a few minutes later.
i noticed the train slowing down in the middle of nowhere. we weren't at any train stops. i saw that a police car pulled up next to the train. the kid got up and ran to the next car and a police officer came charging through our car after him.
the girl next to me looked at me in complete disbelief shaking her head. i said to her 'he was either retarded or on drugs.'
slowly, all of the victims began talking about what we had witnessed. soon, almost everyone was talking to each other, giving their opinion of what went wrong with this kid.
strange how things like this bring people together.
but heres where it got REALLY strange. a kid a few seats behind me kept saying 'cheers!' to everyone that walked by him. i figured it was just a wiseass kid making comments to everyone, but he kept saying it over and over again for about ten minutes.
the kid who was saying 'cheers!' was in his teens and i wasnt sure if he was on acid or retarded or both. a few minutes passed and i saw a pissed off guy in front of me say to the kid, 'is this yours? because i dont want it.'
the kid had tossed his notebooks and then his book bag at an unsuspecting passenger. there were papers everywhere. people on the train were horrified, watching this kid melt down in front of them.
the 'cheer' kid had began throwing his papers at people sitting near him while mumbling incoherently about something, possibly his book bag being expensive.
i was tempted to stand up and tell the kid to shut the fuck up but after looking at him I knew he was completely mental. it looked as though he was having a breakdown. when i looked at his face, it was the most crazed face i have seen in a long time. it was the pissed off face you would make if someone shot your mother in front of you.
the conductor came over to him and asked him where he was going to. 'where you going, pal? where you going buddy' no answer. he was just staring at him with glassed over eyes. the look was almost indescribable. the conductor kept his cool and just kept asking him where he was going.
he finally answered 'it's important for safety first.' repeatedly 'safety first' and then he went back to 'cheers!' a few minutes later.
i noticed the train slowing down in the middle of nowhere. we weren't at any train stops. i saw that a police car pulled up next to the train. the kid got up and ran to the next car and a police officer came charging through our car after him.
the girl next to me looked at me in complete disbelief shaking her head. i said to her 'he was either retarded or on drugs.'
slowly, all of the victims began talking about what we had witnessed. soon, almost everyone was talking to each other, giving their opinion of what went wrong with this kid.
strange how things like this bring people together.