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noob3
Jun 8th, 2004, 03:17 PM
Yee haw.

I deliver pizzas like a fucking monkey. It's a under the table pay job at a tacky pizza place, so it's not just delivering pizzas. No no no. I get payed 5.25 an hour, 0.60 cents commission per order and tips. I get to perform fun-fun tasks such as food prepping, when the chef makes somthing I cut it or wrap it up before I bag it and go. I get to do door hangers and hand out menus to like 15 hotels a day. I also wash all he dishes and do most of the clean-up. Maybe all delivery personell jobs are like this, I don't know. It's cool because they all smoke weed in the back, where the vents are. You can smoke cigarettes anywhere in the store, just not where customers can see you when any are there.

I once dropped a sandwitch on the floor, in this really nasty aged grease pile. Mike (the day manager/cook, who is also insane) didn't see, so I boxed it up anyways. I had to take it to Sleep Inn, and they didn't even tip me. But I didn't care, I found it all funny. The front desk there gets discounts on all thier orders, because they put our menus in thier rooms. It's always the same fucker at the desk everytime, he never tips me. I try to make fucking up thier food ritual and now I ash in thier pizza.

PS - Hello.

noob3
Jun 8th, 2004, 03:25 PM
oh and don't scan your penis to an aim girl who is showing you her tasties and then tell your girlfriend all about it when she somehow figured out by snooping through your e-mail. she'll call it cheating and destroy your computer and then throw all the fast food cups on your desk, the ones that arn't empty and have been there for a month, the ones you ash in, in the general direction of your face.

Sethomas
Jun 8th, 2004, 03:33 PM
Too late. :(

ProfessorCool
Jun 8th, 2004, 03:36 PM
Welcome Back, Noob.

Rongi
Jun 8th, 2004, 04:05 PM
Good to have you back.

Is this the same internet girlfriend your girlfriend was jealous of?

noob3
Jun 8th, 2004, 04:21 PM
i don't think so

Trippy
Jun 8th, 2004, 05:03 PM
good to see you posting again...

eggyolk
Jun 8th, 2004, 07:24 PM
God damn! :lol I work at Marathon gas station, pumping gas, and cleaning up shit on the toilet seats. My coworkers throw their cigarettes on the floor and yesterday someone burned the piss out of his arm on an exhaust pipe of a car. IT WAS ME! :lol

-hihi2u

Comrade Rocket
Jun 8th, 2004, 07:30 PM
Yo

Emu
Jun 8th, 2004, 08:32 PM
hi noob :)

Rongi
Jun 8th, 2004, 10:04 PM
eggyolk you goddamn suck

Helm
Jun 8th, 2004, 10:18 PM
What wit.

Anonymous
Jun 8th, 2004, 10:51 PM
She's the one who destroyed your computer? She said it just broke :/

Then again, I doubt she passed any of my messages to you, either ;<

eggyolk
Jun 8th, 2004, 11:10 PM
eggyolk you goddamn suck

i know i got a gun in my hand ready to end it all right now :(

jin
Jun 8th, 2004, 11:57 PM
I missed you, noob ;<

sadie
Jun 9th, 2004, 01:22 AM
aw. noob's growing up. :miss