NEW MINIMOCK: "THE HOSTESS SNACK OVEN"

[Mockery]

For ages man has sought the secrets of Hostess Cupcakes and Twinkies. How could man make these delicious treats at home? Well according to Hostess, now you can. Behold:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/hostess-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/hostess)
NEW MINIMOCK: "THE HOSTESS SNACK OVEN" -by -RoG-
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/hostess

Enjoy!

And yes, this article is also mirrored HERE (http://www.i-mockery.net/mirror)

[Emu]

Is it wrong that I wanted one of those as a child? :tear

[Tropical]

It's gonna take awhile getting used to seeing Skinhead Rog in a picklehat.

[Pub Lover]

He should wear a wig for MiniMocks. :rolleyes

[Cosmo Electrolux]

That was fucking funny, Rog...!!! Good work!

[Mockery]

Thanks Cosmo, glad to see someone is commenting on the article that I worked so hard on itself rather than news that's over a month old. ;)

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BANZAI!!!!!!!

[Drev]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses scrumdidleyumtious. :(

[Matt Harty]

The fact that you had to spread the filling got me, nice article.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

That was very touching.

[Anonymous]

delightful

[Trippy]

funny stuff

[Mockery]

The fact that you had to spread the filling got me, nice article.
Yep, that's total bullshit. You should have to INJECT it damnit.

[Pub Lover]

Somehow I get the idea that they never seriously considered the benefits of giving needles to children.

[Wes]

Fun piece, Rog. I'd seen this before -- and after thoroughly examining it I discovered that the filling was "sandwiched" instead of fully contained within -- but I'm sorry it was such a shock to you guys. And as far as size goes, these ARE made for little kids, so that's not too surprising. What you said about the taste is really interesting, though, assuming you weren't exaggerating... I mean it'd probably just taste like yellow cake with icing (yellow cake with whipped cream would probably be a better approximation of a Twinkie), but that still doesn't seem like it would be TOO awful.

Maybe it would've been better if you guys didn't burn the damned things! :P

At least we got some laughs out of it for $10, eh? And you got the chance to make lots of crazy anigifs. Hurrah!

By the way, I agree with the others... you should wear a wig when you do these articles. Bald Rog with the picklehat is scary, mon. ;)

[Supafly345]

I think it is remarkable that you managed to squeeze in a mini-mock in between the website-translating sessions and paid work.

[pjalne]

I can imagine Rog shouting at his grandchildren about how he had work to go to, code to write, and still had the strength to bake twinkies and write about it through ten feet of snow.

Oh, and good stuff. Great gifs.

What you said about the taste is really interesting, though, assuming you weren't exaggerating... I mean it'd probably just taste like yellow cake with icing (yellow cake with whipped cream would probably be a better approximation of a Twinkie), but that still doesn't seem like it would be TOO awful.

Now, you aren't exactly the authority on conventional eating, Wes.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Who's Wes? :lol

[Pub Lover]

He's the webmaster of Scary Crayon. He frequent's Pjalne's EO forum.

[Mockery]

I think it is remarkable that you managed to squeeze in a mini-mock in between the website-translating sessions and paid work.
Yeah, it's pretty rough right now. I don't think I've ever been this absurdly busy in my entire life. I've got a big movie feature minimock that will be coming out towards the end of this month if all goes well. It's one of the most insane / hilarious movies ever.

Anyway, thanks for all the comments people. Glad you guys enjoyed the latest piece.

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BANZAI!!!!!!!

[noob3]

I think it is remarkable that you managed to squeeze in a mini-mock in between the website-translating sessions and paid work.

too bad it shows. if you know what i mean. and you should. because it's obvious that i am implying that it sucked

[Anonymous]

NOOB!

[noob3]

chojin my friend what is up i just went to whataburger my girlfriend said it was fullproof to go without my pants and only my boxers on so i shoved alot of money into my cigarettes btu dude it was only $4 and it turns out the guy at the window was gay and he was checking out my boxers and it made me uncomfortable and he agreed to sell me the meal for $4 and then he goes "i'm giving you a large fry" and it freaked me out man and it turns out my hamburger had onions on it but i went back with pants on thats whats up with me incase you were interested

[Anonymous]

That's pretty intense, dude. You should get on an instant messenger so we can catch up on OLD TIMES.

[noob3]

my girlfriend says aim is the devil man i cant get on the devil

oh and they found a roach in the 1000 island buffet dressing today dude some customer told me about it man it was sick it was a baby roach :(

[Anonymous]

So get on MSN instead. Besides, she's the one that broke your computer in the first place.

[noob3]

no man messengers are all gateways to the devil

[Anonymous]

Dude will you grow a goddamn penis and talk to me? ;<

[noob3]

are we not talking in this crappy i-mockery spam thread?

[Dark Matter]

Eek. Injecting it in? What if the needle accidently fell and then it hit the small childs (or in this case, RoGs) arm? Then a load of freakin' cream would go into your arterie, which would be :(

[Anonymous]

It wouldn't be a surgical-gauge syringe, you hosebag.