ATTENTION MALEVOLENT

[Protoclown]

I hereby request that you go back to the Carnivore account, because that one is much better.

That is all.

[Zomboid]

I'll second that >:

[Mockery]

Agreed. Carnivore is much better. :|

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Or make a new account, like "Carnievent." Then you sound liker a circus freak convention.

[Carnivore]

Very well. I'll stick with this name primarily and only use the other when handing out a Malevolent Seal of Approval™.

[Mockery]

:meat

[Captain Robo]

word.

[Malevolent]

What did you say?

[Carnivore]

I said I'm only going to use you to hand out awards! Now go away and never come back!

[Malevolent]

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[AChimp]

*cough!*

[Carnivore]

Dammit, Chimp! Did you have to jump in before I finished? >:

You already ruined it! You might as well edit your post back to what it was :(

[AChimp]

I have no idea what you are all on about. >:

[Carnivore]

Keep it up! Keep it up and you'll make me mad and Malevolent will take over again!

[AChimp]

Please, Carni, you are making a fool of yourself. There might be girls watching. :chatter

[Malevolent]

You should be thanking me. You need all the help drawing attention from girls that you can get!

[Carnivore]

See what you did! >:

[AChimp]

Aw shit. Protoclown is going to demand compensation again. :(

[Protoclown]

YES! BLOWJOBS ALL AROUND, I SHOULD THINK

[AChimp]

Well, that's fair, I suppose. At least you're not demanding me to use that bottle opener on you like last time. :(