I-Mockery: The RPG

[Spooky]

Alright, so I'm going to attempt at making an RPG with one of those programs that creates them.

I need ideas, names, whatever.

NO SASS. >:

[Mockery]

Make it a quest to become king of the forums. You'll have to fight other board members along the way and other characters from various i-mockery articles (soda popinski, domo-kun, pickleman, etc) too.

[Pub Lover]

With ideas like that, no wonder we let you keep the website. :rolleyes

[Spooky]

simple enough, but itll be a bitch doing the sprite editing.

[Protoclown]

Just as long as I win, that's what's important.

[Mockery]

simple enough, but itll be a bitch doing the sprite editing.
no excuses.

:aok

[Spooky]

well down the road ill have to get requests for sprites and shit, after i build levels.

this things actually pretty easy, and you can steal levels from other games if you take screen shots.

[Trippy]

make sure you have arrow X in the game as a villian, that would be cool..

[Spooky]

I urge you all to donate help, be it scripting, sprites and graphics, music, whatever, but I doubt ArrowX will be in it for more than a second.

[Mike]

No. Carnivore should be a villain. ArrowX should be his little first-round fighting tool, like those little smaller beasties that bosses throw out to toy with you before they uh...post a paragraph on a message board informing you that you are not intelligent.

[Krythor]

Just put BAPE in it alot and get him to write it and I'm sure it'll turn out fine.

[James]

Bad Mr. Frosty must somehow be involved. Sketch33 and Daisyhead, too.

That reminds me. One day I should finish up my Halloween story and put it up.

[Cap'n Crunch]

:aok is the best emoticon yet. :(

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.scubus.com/images/comics/sillykristian1.jpg

I made that one right after Rog said he was gonna make a competition for them

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:lol

[Anonymous]

I already made an RPG about Max Burbank. :/

[James]

You should make a sequel to that, or extend the original. It was hilarious. :(

That and your other super-secret RPG. :(

[Mockery]

http://www.scubus.com/images/comics/sillykristian1.jpg

I made that one right after Rog said he was gonna make a competition for them

I am going to hold a contest. I just need to get the original unphotoshopped AOK guy image that I used in this one from you:
:aok

[agroskaterik]

http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/agroskaterik/Forum%20Stuff/IM000593.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

how come my photobucket isn't working :(

[AOK]

heres sum more pics

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v112/krzazn/AOKboner.jpg

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v112/krzazn/AOKass.jpg

[ProfessorCool]

Your Sig Rocks, mr. aok.

[Esuohlim]

Because PhotoBucket is shit and you should do all your uploading at http://www.goonse.cx

[ProfessorCool]

I never had a problem with it, it must just be you, milhouse.

[Rongi]

Hey I don't remember saying that :rolleyes

[Perndog]

I'll help with music, Spooky. Just let me know what you want - original (chiptune/MIDI/other) or remixes/cuts (any specific selections).

[BAPE]

hey gang this is a good idea its good to see the vets getting together like this reminds me of the old boards haha i have good ideas the story should be about the chosen mocker who could it be did someone say bape im joking newbies are attacking the land of imockery king esuohlim asks the chosen mocker not a vet yet but he is trustworthy and has amazing skill definitely not newb and he forms a group with other mockers he meets in towns on the journey towns and castles can be the different boards mock wars will be the last level am i right then the young mocker will battle with his fellow vets and after the long hard fight the last boss will be mad max the king will award the young mocker a title what do you think needs some work lets brainstorm we can do it

[Carnivore]

I was made to be the villain. Unless, of course, the Mockers are the heroes in this story and the jackasstic masses are the villains. In that case, I was made to be a hero. I like villain better, though. Or perhaps one of my personalities can be a hero.

[Malevolent]

And the other could be the villain.

[Schimid]

If it's a "Rise to the top of the boards"-type thing, the vets would be the villains.

I like that idea because I see Chojin as Kefka and Carnivore as Magus.

[soundtest]

interesting. i see the 'newbs' as green slimes and the 'vets' (a good number of them, anyway) as the frantic, whiney, peasant in almost every rpg. you know... the one that will do absolutely nothing to stop the 'monsters' on their own, but they'll spend all their time walking around in circles complaining about the problem occasionally uttering "PLEASE SAVE OUR TOWN"

:lol

[eva01]

will this be a hack of something? some rpg game?

[ItalianStereotype]

I wanna be a villian too :D

[Mike]

Here are some character guidelines:


Achimp: "charging up...the power...just a little longer...um.....damn arm getting sore....here we go....it's almost aboot time......'HEEEEEEYA!"

Chojin: "I will smother you with my boobs and my hair!"

Carnivore: "I will call you a diseased and unintelligent worm, a mere figment of stupidity! AHAHAHA!!!!!"

ChainsawSmash: "What? Why don't you just kill yourself? Choke on a villager or something."

Davin: "Initiate Flying Dragon '100 Faces of Angst' attack! H'YA!"

Jeanette: "Screw the village. Save the orange spotted tree mongooses!"

FartinMowler: "My anus is bleeding. My anus is bleeding!!"

Pillowfight: "I IS PERGNET..JUST KIDDING :/ GORTCHA"

Mike: Mike who? Screw that. Next candidate.

eatxmexupxlolx: "Hail the almighty DINNER WHORE! Just don't hurt my feelings or i'll SCREAM>>>>> OMFG...my boyfriend could drink you under the barbie playset"

James: "I've got the ultimate virgin cock right here babe, come and git it!"

Terra: "I'm sure I'll be delighted to fight you once my cranium is freed from the clutches of my sphincter"

[Schimid]

:lol @ soundtest

[Dr. V]

Make me an npc, that'd be preety cuu. Or you can make me like Error in Zelda 2. Usless and annoying. JUST LIKE I AM IN THE REAL WORLD!

[Spooky]

you can be a goon >:

heres the update: board one is completed. thing is, for a decent sized game, we'd need like 100. :(

[Rongi]

interesting. i see the 'newbs' as green slimes and the 'vets' (a good number of them, anyway) as the frantic, whiney, peasant in almost every rpg. you know... the one that will do absolutely nothing to stop the 'monsters' on their own, but they'll spend all their time walking around in circles complaining about the problem occasionally uttering "PLEASE SAVE OUR TOWN"

:lol

part of that might have been aimed at me in some way, but lol anyhow

[Black Flag]

there should be some sort of sidequest involving me and noob bringing back 2 pages of old threads :(

[Black Flag]

those were the days :(

[Black Flag]

*sigh*

[GADZOOKS]

interesting. i see the 'newbs' as green slimes and the 'vets' (a good number of them, anyway) as the frantic, whiney, peasant in almost every rpg. you know... the one that will do absolutely nothing to stop the 'monsters' on their own, but they'll spend all their time walking around in circles complaining about the problem occasionally uttering "PLEASE SAVE OUR TOWN"

:lol

part of that might have been aimed at me in some way, but lol anyhow

Yeah right, you be the the malt shop owner and you sell milkshakes with you granny in the back yelling at you.

[Brandon]

For Christ's sake, Vince had better be Villain Numero Uno.

[James]

there should be some sort of sidequest involving me and noob bringing back 2 pages of old threads :(

You and Noob can run a candy store for alternative lifestyles.

[Black Flag]

do you mean for homosexuals?

[Black Flag]

is that what you mean?

[Rongi]

Mark you would be the fat guy who comes in all the time with no money and i always have to chase you out with hillarious results >:

fatass >:

[Black Flag]

yeah mark!

[Black Flag]

you tell him!

[Rongi]

i totally ruined his shit and stuff

[sports]

Put me in it as a dumb villian or something.... :)