I-Mockery Apocalypse

[Perndog]

The Dark Lord Satan saw this coming. If you'd all just given up your souls long ago you could have avoided the tragedy. But now look what you've allowed to happen. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh, and :lol

This is so entertaining that I can't keep focused on anything else.

[Pub Lover]

You're a douce. >:

[Emu]

The Bannings of 2004 will only hasten his arrival. :eek :x

[Perndog]

That's not nice. :(

AND IT'S DOUCHE, DOUCHE. >:

[Tropical]

Haha wait till more users log on

[The Retro Kat]

You are a douche, though, pern, I stand by that 100%.

[Sajuuk]

AWESOME :D

[Anonymous]

All this over Pub, too. That's like stabbing your eyes out because the homeless guy outside the drugstore fell off a cliff.

[Perndog]

Ditto. But this is funnier.

[Esuohlim]

If I had to call it that, I would instead call it the "I-Mockalypse" because I'm a fucking nerd.

[glowbelly]

i just :lol'ed at chojin

SORRY PUB :(

[Pub Lover]

no, it's fucking true, I deserve this shit. >:

It keeps fucking happening after all. >:

[glowbelly]

hey now, wait a minute here. it's not your fault that all of these boys freaked out on your behalf.

you deserve what you, well, deserve. i hate to say it, but if you were banned cause you violated one of the rules you should have been banned. no moderator is infallible and if someone else violated the same rule and slid past a mod's watchful eye, lucky for them.

[Anonymous]

LET'S FAN THE LAME FLAMES

Pernthedog: chojin you should do a minimock about this
Pernthedog: I seriously can't get enough of it
Popnko: i dunno, i don't really think this is worth spotlighting, to be honest
Popnko: it's just a bunch of stupid, lame kids going apeshit over some dude getting his right to share worthless crap temporarily revoked ;>

It's funny, pub is the only person on 'team pub' that is actually handling this like a mature individual.

[Perndog]

People break rule one constantly and don't get banned, and you know it, glowbelly. I don't care one bit about this conflict beyond the fact that it's incredibly entertaining, but you can't deny that racism or homophobia or anything of the type has been grounds for banning around here for quite a while, despite the rules.

[Anonymous]

Does it matter? Boogie all ready said he looked into it, didn't see a reason for banning pub, and unbanned him. You all are just so starved for something to happen in your gay little lives that you're shitstorming over it. I seriously doubt this really had anything to do with pub or the rules at all.

[Big McLargehuge]

I hate all you cunts for being so serious.

[Pub Lover]

This is all such stupid shit. :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

I can't decide who i hate more, the jerks who acted like jerks or the jerks who got all mad and serious at the jerks for acting like jerks.

[glowbelly]

well i know that i'm anxiously awaiting your decision.

i agree with pub. it's stupid shit. i do believe that i said that FROM THE GOSHDURN BEGINNING. >:

[Brandon]

You know what would be great?

If we could all just fucking drop it already.

That would be swell.

[glowbelly]

OH LOOKIE! ANOTHER OPINION THAT MATTERS!

[Anonymous]

:lol

I SURE AM GLAD YOU FAGS THAT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT ARE THE VOICES OF REASON HERE :eek

[Brandon]

OH DEAR I'M SO SORRY

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol i just realized that i am not helping or being clever by being mad that the jerks for being mad at the jerks but i am actually just perpetuating this whole cycle of stupid, i guess [i]I[/] am the asshole :0









AND this post is just going to perpertuate the stupidity about the stupidity, god this is great.



SOOO MANY LEVELS OF STUPID, and i am standing on every one :0


sorry for taking this serious by pretending to not take it serious :(

[Anonymous]

Die of gigantism already, Andre.

[Big McLargehuge]

THERE IS NOTHING CLEVER IN THIS POST :(

[Perndog]

Holy shit this is fun.

[glowbelly]

welcome to the old boards, pornhog.

[Anonymous]

its like back in the trenches or better yet back to initiation are they really angry or is it just a test youll only know in time until then you roll with the punches and try to make it to the top but theres a lot of others and you gotta stay focused on number one thats you am i right so dont feel bad if you have to take someone down just to make your way up thats the lay of the land

AM

I

RIGHT



GUYS

[Brandon]

Christ.

[glowbelly]

veterans UNITE you know it choj haha i can call you that cause i've been around forever and a day you know what i mean jelly bean i'm so silly see i just make fun of myself so nobody can get to me in the end it's so easy you think that they would learn by now i know i'm right, right guys?

[Anonymous]

you should totally be bape's online girlfriend

[glowbelly]

that would be too cool 8)

[Sajuuk]

And when that thing turns red...

[Jixby Phillips]

This was all really stupid. So who all got banned?

[GADZOOKS]

According to ProfessorCool, he, rongi, and Capn Crunch got banned.

I had some funny italian jokes, now they are wasted. >:

[ArrowX]

GADZOOKS!

[Dr. V]

Sheesh, I go to my Grandma's house for a few hours to water her lawn and look what happens while I'm gone! man I miss everything. :/

[Esuohlim]

Schimid got banned too.

[AChimp]

Tropical was also banned, apparently.

[ScruU2wice]

A couple of people are leaving too because they just can't live on boards with out cool, rongi, crunch, schimid, and pub.

:(

[glowbelly]

haha. silly bastards.

[Mockery]

The only person I banned was pub lover for a few days.

The other moderators banned the rest of the crowd that decided to play the "let's see how cah-ray-zeh we can be to shock the world lol!" game. I'm sure those people will be unbanned sooner or later (not that anyone should even care), but it's up to the moderators to decide when.

[The Retro Kat]

It's the most fun these boards have seen in a long time.

[whoreable]

yea id say it was worth it.


besides theyll be back.

[Mike]

Rog, that whole shitstorm wasn't just to prove a point or try to be crazy. It's like those people who can't commit suicide on their own so they get someone to help them.

[huond]

i didnt give a shit either way if pub came back, i was just funnin :x

[Mr. Vagiclean]

yea glad to see some nationalism within intraweb running strong :rolleyes

[imported_MIFFLES]

http://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/party048.gif I'M BACK AND I'M DANCIN'!

[GADZOOKS]

Wait, isn't Chojin friends with Schimid?

[Anonymous]

Yeah?

[Supafly345]

For some reason I almost always agree with Pern.



I like it when people are banned. <3 Kiss Kiss Mods <3

[AChimp]

ON. THE. BALL. :eek

[GADZOOKS]

I just noticed something..

What kind of turb makes a webpage for his Avatar History.

[Esuohlim]

I should so I don't forget past gems like Jon Lovitz, Jerry Seinfeld, and Chris Elliot. :(

[GADZOOKS]

You know, if your supposed to be me, it's not a good thing to contradict what I say, you fagoon.

[Mike]

What kind of turb makes a webpage for his Avatar History.

A historical kind of turb. I think it's interesting. >:

[GADZOOKS]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.chico.mweb.co.za/mg/art/film/column/000412-spacey.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chico.mweb.co.za/mg/art/film/column/000412-words.html&h=215&w=160&sz=16&tbnid=0fKL8b3befIJ:&tbnh=100&tbnw=75&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3DVerbal%2BKint%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie% 3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN



http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=wlgallery.tripod.com/cmsg10.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wlgallery.tripod.com/Colin.html&h=240&w=320&sz=7&tbnid=AegTWbqcuNIJ:&tbnh=84&tbnw=112&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3DColin%2BMochrie%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26i e%3DUTF-8

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/rebecc.gif

REMEMBER THESE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE OTHER SIDE :tear

[Protoclown]

I didn't ban anyone, I don't even know what happened

[ScruU2wice]

if anyone ever read my blog they'd know exactly what went down >:

and the whole GADZOOKS is Esouhlim is so old :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

Once the dust settles, I-mockery just won't be the same anymore.


:lol loser :lol

[ScruU2wice]

Yeah, It's kinda like bitching and moaning about self restraint for pages on end... :lol

[Matt Harty]

Why'd you write about some internet event in your journal?

[ScruU2wice]

nothing goes on in my real life...

[Matt Harty]

I read some more, it's making me upset. :(

[da blob]

I am in awe over your attention span.

[ScruU2wice]

All I've really done since school ended was work, go to ss, and some filming stuff... :(

[Mockery]

I'll read your journal to see your "inside scoop" on what went down, let's have the url. :picklehat

[ScruU2wice]

yeah you seem to be the last person who would know anything about this :lol

the links in my sig :(

[soundtest]

I-mockery collapses...

11:25am - Well yesterday than entire social structure of I-mockery.net collapsed.

It all started with Jixby's "eat some beans" thread. Pub not to be out done made a thread called Slander some Niggas thread. Rog didn't get a kick out of it because advertisers wouldn't look to kindly on it, so he deleted the thread and banned pub for a few days.

Crunch, Schimid, Cool, and Rongi didn't seem to think that the banning was justified so in protest they started posting porno. Boogie who had been absent for several weeks came back not realising what was going on and saw the ban me thread. He didn't see why Pub was banned so he was unbanned but in the process Boogie had to ban Cool, Crunch, Schimid, and Rongi.

roughly 5 threads were formed about the bannings and exposed the underlying tension between the upper eschelon of the I-mockery community. in this process Tropical was apparently banned too.

I don't know about Cool and Rongi, but Crunch and Schimid don't want back onto the boards so, it was just one excuse to never be seen again.

Once the dust settles, I-mockery just won't be the same anymore.

:faint

serious shit. and not even a mention and i can't help but feel somewhat responsible for the whole darn mess :melt heaehahea

[Anonymous]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

THIS 3-DAY BANNING WILL SHAKE THE BOARD TO ITS VERY FOUNDATION

[Mockery]

Yup. I'm shutting down I-Mockery.net permanently. Banning someone for 3 days after they made an all-caps post with racist blabber in it... what was I thinking? This power has gone to my head. WHO DO I THINK I AM HUH? JUST WHO THE FUCK DO I THINK I AM!?!?!?

<--- THE NERVE OF THIS GUY. CAN I GET AN AMEN? RIGHT ON BROTHER.

[Matt Harty]

AMEN!

[glowbelly]

i'm just kinda excited to know that people believe i'm part of an "upper eschlelon" :eek

[ScruU2wice]

yeah I was gonna place you at the top tier, than i thought upper eschelon than i decided eschlelon was the only place worthy of you :)

[Perndog]

C'mon folks. Echelon. Echelon.

[ScruU2wice]

dictionary.com was running too slow and I decided it was worth the risk

How wrong i was...

[Perndog]

One of my online friends once said, "Think of Satanists as the most evil bastard English teachers you've ever met."

Oh, how appropriate.

[ScruU2wice]

I used totally shut people up by using Satanist as people who are looked badly upon society due to prejudice...

I totally won the conversation...

[Dole]

If you won a conversation with that kind of syntax, you must have been in discussion with inanimate objects.

[ScruU2wice]

but the Important thing is that I won

[Perndog]

STOP HATIN' ON MY SATANIC HOMIES! :tear