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Brandon
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:04 PM
So I agreed (through guilt) to go on a date with the daughter of one of my dad's co-workers. I had only met her once in 2001, and she was both unattractive and weird.

I really don't want to do this. :(
da blob
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:05 PM
that's what doggy style's for.
Brandon
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:09 PM
Dear God no.
Helm
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:13 PM
Seriously, have sex with her. It's going to benefit you as an existentialist.
Brandon
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:16 PM
And then she gets attached and starts stalking me.
Helm
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:23 PM
haha it's great that you're already talking logistics.
Brandon
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:25 PM
Always prepared. :)
James
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:37 PM
This is gonna be one of those things, where she's really hot now, but she holds it against you that you thought she used to be ugly so you can't get no play.
da blob
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:43 PM
also known as : "The Lowering Of The Standards"
Brandon
Jun 20th, 2004, 02:44 PM
If that's true I'll weep like a woman. :(

She definitely hasn't changed in weirdness, though. She hasn't heard of Dodgeball. How the fuck can you be connected to the word at large not hear about that movie? Does she live in a cave? On Mars? With her fingers in her ears and her eyes shut?
Emu
Jun 20th, 2004, 05:38 PM
I dunno, man, they didn't advertise it very much.
Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 20th, 2004, 06:11 PM
Plus, it sucks. :lol The fact she hasn't heard about it makes her cool. >:
Brandon
Jun 21st, 2004, 12:44 AM
I'm not defending the merits of the movie, merely how widespread its advertising has been.

Would you still consider her "cool" if I told you that she's only vaguely heard of Spongebob Squarepants?

EDIT: DON'T ANSWER THAT, YOU SMARTASSES. >:
Snatchtastic
Jun 21st, 2004, 01:24 PM
this thread is :(
Terra
Jun 21st, 2004, 09:36 PM
The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.

:)

Just see if I'm not right.
ArrowX
Jun 21st, 2004, 10:34 PM
Once again....RAPE THE BITCH! RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING
agroskaterik
Jun 21st, 2004, 11:01 PM
Once again, :|
Brandon
Jun 21st, 2004, 11:30 PM
The next thread from you is one where you'll be bragging that you got "sum," your were awesome and you left her begging for more. You'll be strutting around here like your some Gladiator but deep inside you'll be so thrilled you got to touch the trim that you'll shit your pants every time you think about it.

:)

Just see if I'm right.
Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.
Pyorrhea
Jun 21st, 2004, 11:37 PM
rape her, then procede in the ritualistic decapitation of her and parade it around your house.... FRENCH REVOLUTION STYLE!!!
Terra
Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:08 AM
Doubtful, Shitstorm. I'm not really interested in getting "SUM" from this one.

No?

Oh well.

I hope it goes quick for you, man.
pjalne
Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:56 AM
She's not weird, she's different and misunderstood and different from all the other girls. And she's really hot once you pull her hairband off and remove her glasses.
Pyorrhea
Jun 22nd, 2004, 02:50 PM
go with what pjalne said, hes most likely right, coming from the father land of blackmetal and shit...
Neurotic monkey
Jul 10th, 2004, 09:31 PM
If she's fat, skin her and make a women suit.
Pyorrhea
Jul 11th, 2004, 12:56 AM
bleh