hi i am newbei [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

wise

Mar 4th, 2003, 10:58 AM

i am new to the board, that is, new to the new board, i used to post now and then when i-mockery was on ez-boards(that's right, i'm the one with the stupid posts).

so, hello everyone, what are you up to today?

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 11:08 AM

Hello. It is really nice to see you back on the boards. Welcome back.

Captain Robo

Mar 4th, 2003, 11:37 AM

WE NEED A HUGE FUCKING BANNER THAT SAYS

"NO INTRODUCTORY POSTS! >:"

Geggy

Mar 4th, 2003, 12:02 PM

The only thing I remember about you from the ezboard is the personal picture of a guy throwing punches and it was used by someone else.

Irwin M. Fletcher

Mar 4th, 2003, 12:23 PM

What the fuck is a "newbei"? Is that like a Japanese geisha or something? What are you, 13?

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 12:30 PM

Looks like a waste of a good avatar.

Carnivore

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:28 PM

Amen to that, Mock. It disgraces Michael Bolton >:

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:34 PM

Tell me, what's your favorite Michael Bolton song?

Carnivore

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:38 PM

I guess I... I guess I kind of like them all.

Mockery

Mar 4th, 2003, 01:48 PM

Ha, Ha! I'm the same way, I just can't pick one!

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:21 PM

I celebrate his entire repertoire

Irwin M. Fletcher

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:28 PM

For my money, it just doesn't get any better.

Carnivore

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:28 PM

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman!"

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:29 PM

Tell me, what's your favorite Michael Bolton song?

Uh, would you pick favorites among your children? >:

ItalianStereotype

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:31 PM

you guys just dont "get" it :/

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:36 PM

i have actually worked for "The Bobs" in real life before - theyre great

Skulhedface

Mar 4th, 2003, 02:56 PM

Now gimme back my stapler

soundtest

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:01 PM

HOW CAN WE BE LOVERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS :tear

CaptainBubba

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:08 PM

Chloroform.

Matt Harty

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:44 PM

Wh y can't we be friends =D

Les Waste

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:49 PM

OFFICE SPACE JOKES JOKES :lol :lol

OH OH I GOT ONE

I'M GONNA BURN THE BUILDING DOWN!!

http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/milton.jpg

LOL LOL OOPS THATS THE WRONG MILTON ITS THE ONE WHO WROTE PARADISE LOST!!!! :lol :lol :lol

HEY GUYS I KNOW LOTS OF JOKES ABOUT FARTING IN BATH TUBS TOO!! :acceptance

AND I KNOW LOTS OF QUOTS FROM THE SIMPSONS TOO I QUOTE THEM ALL THE TIME!! :D :D :D

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 03:57 PM

Then start a simpsons quote thread you fuck

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:01 PM

LET'S PLAY THE JOKE GETTING GAME, I'LL MAKE A JOKE AND YOU TRY TO GET IT AND IF YOU DO YOU WIN A PIE. :lol

Les Waste

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:04 PM

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! :eek

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:06 PM

where is the joke? that sounds like a spectacular game.

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:06 PM

GET IT? :lol

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:23 PM

oh.... it's good

MrAdventure

Mar 4th, 2003, 04:28 PM

I'M OUT OF PRIZES :lol :lol