Who is George and why do people like him?

[FartinMowler]

I don't get it :confused In one line or less please tell me what makes George special to you.

[george]

i am the funniest man alive

[Protoclown]

he is my friend, yay

[george]

that i am. how are you protoclown????

dont tell martin anything about my giant penis. he would be jealous.

[FartinMowler]

I just didn't get it :/ I posted that I found it unusual that when I would pretend to leave you would show up and some people acted as though I was you. [u]http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=12795



Oh and I don't call myself Martin

[george]

whoever posted that was trying to insult me MARTIN.

i dont know who it was, but obviously they think you are the lowest level of crap.

also, sometimes when i fart reall hard gold dust comes out of my ass. it is a neat trick to doat parties, and more than pays for my underwear fetish.

[FartinMowler]

:rolleyes Well as long as people like you, don't quit your day job.

[george]

i think you should quit your day job. then all the people at your work will be glad because none of them like you.

"hey stacy! martin quit!"

"fantastic, now the place wont smell so much like shit!"

[glowbelly]

i named george broverg when he first graced these boards because at the time i hated the name george and associated it with BAD PEOPLE. i knew he was GOOD PEOPLE, so i renamed him. he accepted his new name and then proved to me that george is a GOOD PEOPLE name again. so now he is george.

in one sentence:

if the man wasn't happily married to a wonderful woman, the father of 3 beautiful children and if i didn't have a man who takes care of me as well as he does (who i love dearly), i would be george's dancing fuck slave.

[FartinMowler]

my name is Marty :) I don't like to party :/ but I like to eat smarties :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you smell farty. Your wife is tarty. you drink bacardi. your beard smells like Mad Max's asshole....damn, that didn't rhyme.

I always thought that Broverg was George's last name.....yeah.

[kellychaos]

He is not you and that, after all, is the important thing ... isn't it?