WANNA READ MY SCREENPLAY???

[Miss Modular]

I just finished a new screenplay. It's a screwball comedy. It's about a guy who gets a $20,000 inheritance and goes to Paris for the summer, only for his friends to realize that he's afraid of the color red.

I'm looking for someone to read and constructively critique my screenplay. I need someone with time and a good ear for humor. Knowledge of French helpful. I'll have it ready by tomorrow night.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Yeah, I might be interested in reading it for a while. I have a pretty extensive knowledge of screwball comedies, and have taken courses on the subject. I'm a massive fan of Preston Sturges if that helps at all.

[ArrowX]

I got nothin better to do Sure.

I have a friend whos writing one about a man who killsbeople by cramming Cup Cakes down thir throat.

[Bean]

I have a friend whos writing one about a man who killsbeople by cramming Cup Cakes down thir throat.

COOL!!!111!!!!11!!

[Zee Kay]

Didn't captivate me. Next time start with something like...
"In a world where evil rules..."
or...
"When there is no more hope and all thats left are giant mutant roosters..."
or better yet...
"THIS SUMMER, THE SHIT IS GUNNA HIT THE FAN, WHEN ALF RETURNS..."

[ArrowX]

Alf: ressurection

[pjalne]

I'll read it.

EDIT: Except if it's in French or something.

[Miss Modular]

Royal and pjalne: check your inboxes.