DON'T FUCK THE CHILDREN - PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE [Archive]

Mockery

Jun 27th, 2004, 11:31 AM

If you haven't read Protoclown's latest piece, read it here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children.asp

Once you've done that, post your best Photoshops for new Virginia ad campaigns in this thread!

James

Jun 28th, 2004, 01:18 AM

My first two.

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/MockAd01.txt
http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/MockAd02.txt

GADZOOKS

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:24 AM

BEAT DEAD HORSE, DEAD HORSE BEATEN!

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/tocansam.jpg

Immortal Goat

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:45 AM

Not a photoshop, but oh well...

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/ImmortalGoat/hall.bmp

Mockery

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:48 AM

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/pounder.gif

Drev

Jun 28th, 2004, 02:52 PM

it looks like the right part of the mustache was shaved off :(

Mockery

Jun 28th, 2004, 05:21 PM

This one is from Tenno (he doesn't have any web space at the moment):
http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/tenno-ad.jpg

Protoclown

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:31 PM

Oh man, that crib vs. trash can one is fucking great!

ArrowX

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:35 PM

http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/rolfmyassoff.gif

I win :)

James

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:41 PM

Oh man, that crib vs. trash can one is fucking great!

:)

ArrowX

Jun 28th, 2004, 10:43 PM

http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/avipeter.jpg

James

Jun 28th, 2004, 11:04 PM

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/MockAd03.txt

Emu

Jun 28th, 2004, 11:06 PM

Or ArrowX.

kris

Jun 28th, 2004, 11:09 PM

http://home.ripway.com/2004-6/134413/sippycup.jpg

ArrowX

Jun 28th, 2004, 11:16 PM

:lol

James

Jun 29th, 2004, 12:04 AM

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/MockAd04.txt

TBMonkey

Jun 29th, 2004, 12:30 AM

http://brassworks.sytes.net/tbmonkey/things/babyseal.jpg

GADZOOKS

Jun 29th, 2004, 09:28 AM

Woah, TB, for a second there I thought i was on the NewGrounds Message Board. :rolleyes

TBMonkey

Jun 29th, 2004, 09:43 AM

Oh SNAP! I got GADZOOKS'D :wah

GADZOOKS

Jun 29th, 2004, 10:19 AM

Hey TB, All Your Base Belong To Us :lol

Emu

Jun 29th, 2004, 10:31 AM

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/caliburger.gif

I can't work that new fangled photoshop :(

Edit: my photobucket account appears to be down :(

TBMonkey

Jun 29th, 2004, 01:54 PM

Hey TB, All Your Base Belong To Us :lol

You know what makes your comebacks funny?

nothing.

Emu

Jun 29th, 2004, 02:20 PM

You know what makes that funny?

The fact that you don't get the joke. :lol

tenno

Jun 29th, 2004, 03:24 PM

mine didnt get any laughs? damn, 5 minutes wasted.

thebiggameover

Jun 29th, 2004, 11:09 PM

http://theshizz.org/forum/uploads/post-8-1088569325.jpg

LacrimansTaurne

Jun 30th, 2004, 11:04 AM

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/ster.jpg

Anonymous

Jun 30th, 2004, 03:08 PM

http://www.popnko.com/imock/HeyVirginia.jpg

Protoclown

Jun 30th, 2004, 05:08 PM

:lol

GADZOOKS

Jun 30th, 2004, 05:30 PM

thats a good one chojin.

Although, were does that * go to?

Immortal Goat

Jun 30th, 2004, 10:15 PM

Asking that question is a mortal sin, and you are now forever condemned to Hell. Do not question the messenger of God again.

ziggytrix

Jun 30th, 2004, 10:42 PM

http://brotherjames.net/hosted/cousin-pic1.gif

:/

whoreable

Jun 30th, 2004, 11:13 PM

http://www.geocities.com/iheartpopes/hobo.txt :(

kris

Jul 1st, 2004, 12:13 AM

actually i object to that one. No one will miss him so why not :-\

ArrowX

Jul 1st, 2004, 02:31 PM

Learn the defenition of a HOBo before you start typing

hobo

\Ho"bo\, n.; pl. Hobos or Hoboes. [Of uncertain origin.] A professional tramp; one who spends his life traveling from place to place, esp. by stealing rides on trains, and begging for a living. [U. S.] -- Ho\"bo*ism, n.

Emu

Jul 1st, 2004, 03:07 PM

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT

ArrowX

Jul 1st, 2004, 08:33 PM

Point Being?

Mr. Stab

Jul 2nd, 2004, 05:59 PM

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v325/grantstab/castration.jpg
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v325/grantstab/bannedfrom.jpg
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v325/grantstab/noodle.jpg

darkvare

Jul 2nd, 2004, 08:04 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children-pic11.jpg
this one remembers me, of the teddys in a friends house. they had holes in front and behind the fuzzy butts :/ i think he did "that" with them

Big McLargehuge

Jul 2nd, 2004, 08:26 PM

NOT THAT :eek

Immortal Goat

Jul 3rd, 2004, 02:42 PM

If only he had seen the public service announcement about it. Maybe he would have changed his mind.

JohnHowardWins

Jul 4th, 2004, 03:34 AM

What do Australia and Virginia have in common?

http://www.australiasaysno.gov.au

Hello. I set up this account just to make this comparison. Feh.

Captain Goodtimes

Jul 4th, 2004, 02:24 PM

http://paintedover.com/uploads/4/partyofdof3.gif

POORHOMELESSBUM

Jul 4th, 2004, 02:27 PM

Thats some really good stuff! :lol2

Geggy

Jul 5th, 2004, 01:27 AM

http://www.geocities.com/iseepee57/odb.txt

*sorry my photoshop program is down and i couldnt convert the picture into jpeg file :(

kris

Jul 5th, 2004, 02:28 AM

http://home.ripway.com/2004-6/127071/old.jpg

Gurlugon

Jul 5th, 2004, 04:44 AM

Beautiful!

Nikanor Chevotarevich

Jul 5th, 2004, 09:02 AM

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v252/KermitD.Frog/Tool.jpg

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v252/KermitD.Frog/Gun.jpg

kris

Jul 6th, 2004, 12:23 PM

what the hell is that thing?

Big McLargehuge

Jul 6th, 2004, 12:26 PM

unfunny is what it is

Nikanor Chevotarevich

Jul 6th, 2004, 01:06 PM

Yours was so much funnier.

Oh, oops.

Emu

Jul 6th, 2004, 07:02 PM

All this is doing is dragging out the lurkers :(

James

Mar 30th, 2005, 11:35 PM

bump

executioneer

Mar 30th, 2005, 11:44 PM

lol @ bumping a sticky thread

Emu

Mar 31st, 2005, 11:04 AM

it deserved it ;<

PYLON

Apr 1st, 2005, 06:14 PM

this may be a little late, i thought id share this, isnt it great how virginia is coming along nicely...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/_SiN_/virghang.jpg

Gurlugon

Apr 1st, 2005, 11:26 PM

FUCKSHOW

Gurlugon

Apr 3rd, 2005, 01:09 AM

haha pwnced

Waffleman

Jun 21st, 2005, 10:34 PM

http://img146.echo.cx/img146/213/no9oy.jpg

We all know this too well

Chojin

Jun 21st, 2005, 11:31 PM

Hey, 3.8 months late and unfunny is better than never, am I right guys?

Emu

Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:11 AM

It's nearly a year late.

Blaber66

Sep 11th, 2005, 10:08 AM

Can we use MS Paint?

Schimid

Sep 11th, 2005, 11:58 AM

ABSOLUTELY NOT

That Man

Jun 10th, 2006, 12:27 PM

Uh-Oh SEP 11!!

Emu

Jun 10th, 2006, 12:47 PM

why is this thread still here

that man where can i read your writings?

Fathom Zero

Jun 11th, 2006, 07:13 PM

THAT MAN IS BACK

Goat Cheese

Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:31 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd TIM CURRY

executioneer

Feb 2nd, 2007, 09:15 PM

okay, that's it

Guitar Woman

Feb 2nd, 2007, 09:27 PM

I can't even see 75 percent of the stuff in this thread :(

Goat Cheese

Feb 2nd, 2007, 10:33 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd TIM CURRY

I thought i was in the caption avatar thread. I deserve to be demoted to captain homo.

EisigerBiskuit

Feb 5th, 2007, 11:43 AM

Is it even worth being angry over posting in a dead sticky?

Emu

Aug 29th, 2007, 03:37 PM

ummmmmm

Guitar Woman

Aug 29th, 2007, 04:15 PM

It's a good thing we're getting rid of this fucking forum.

Emu

Aug 29th, 2007, 07:24 PM

Yeah I don't recall this forum ever producing an entertaining thread

GADZOOKS

Aug 30th, 2007, 10:35 AM

http://www.craphound.com/images/lilraskalsclubhouse.jpg

UH OH, A SECRET HIDEOUT

It's a good thing we're getting rid of this fucking forum.

Hahahah! We are getting rid of this forum! That's the same kind of stupid mentality sports fans use with their favorite team!

and Emu http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23493, this forum had a lot of good threads before boring clowns like you ruined it.

EDIT: I actually take back my rather harsh final words on Emu. I have confused him with BigTimeCow, again. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS WITH KID INTERNET, THOUGH.