"DON'T FUCK THE CHILDREN" -by: Protoclown

[Mockery]

After a long hiatus (gay cruise) Protoclown has returned with a new piece all about the latest ad campaign running here in our hometown of Richmond, VA. Check it out, because you never know what you'll learn. :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children-square.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children.asp)
"DON'T FUCK THE CHILDREN" -by: Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/children.asp

And after you're done reading it, be sure to participate in the lil' related Photoshop competition we've got going on in the "Picture Captions and Photoshops". Hope you'll all participate.

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[DehydratedPorkMan]

It's gonna happen eventually anyway, so I might as well get this off my chest so nobody else has to for the sake of a cheap overdone laugh...

I guess Michael Jackson won't be playing any shows in Virginia anytime soon! ROFLOLMAOOMGLOL.

[ArrowX]

no

no ROFL they found a baby Bigfoot at the neverland ranch.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

no

no ROFL they found a baby Bigfoot at the neverland ranch.

If you had your toes continuously sucked on a daily basis, they'd swell up and cause confusion as well.

[ArrowX]

don't tell me you discredid the reality of the sasquatch?!

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Maybe he and Michael just share some odd feet fetish.

It seems highly possible.

[Protoclown]

I'm back in black, baby. Back in black.

[James]

Man, I was planning to come to Virginia sometime, too. :(

[James]

PS - Proto took all the fucking ideas. >:

[Immortal Goat]

My dad's rich cousin lives in Richmond. :(

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13002

Keep the photoshops coming, people. Some pretty good ones have already been posted.

[Zhukov]

I got some shit in my email telling me to pack up my life and move to that dump. Fuck off, it's full of peds.

And I don't think it's illegal to root stuffed animals, either.

[Geggy]

napkins=priceless. :lol

[AChimp]

This made me LOL. :lol

Good job, Proto.

[Skulhedface]

Then someone in the PYPH thread needs to be told not to fuck children, and I quote:

i've had sex with a 16 year old.

...unless you too were 16 at the time. But that kinda kills the joke.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Can anyone tell me where these billboards will be? I mean, I live there (well actually just outside of Richmond) and I miss all of the good billboards, like the Evil KFC one from PETA.