butt plugs

[camacazio]

Discuss

[FartinMowler]

i heard about this guy htat stuck a light bulb up his butt. I just wipe mine :/

[camacazio]

I somehow knew the response would be from you.

[Supafly345]

Way to be original. Fuck you camacazio.


PS. I'll see you this sunday at the arcade around 7 o'clock. I can't wait to meet your new girlfriend and then seduce her.

[camacazio]

:(

Nobody was funny in this thread.

[Snatchtastic]

I got a story for you.

I was working in the hospital about a year ago and an elderly man around 65 years old comes in with his wife. They sign the triage form to see an Emergency Room Doctor yet forgot to fill out the part of the form that says, "Reason for visit"

The old man leans over and tells me he has something stuck in his ass. Fair enough, I tell him but the triage nurse will need to know what is stuck in there.

Anywho the old man gets triaged and come to find out he and his wife were in the sack and she gave him a dildo in the ass and THATS what was stuck there.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you can't say that on internet >:

[Snatchtastic]

The nurse said it was still turned on to.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

listen do you want a bigger avatar you better tone down that level mistar

[Snatchtastic]

He was transfered to a different hospital 4 hours later.

[kellychaos]

So that a whole new triage crew could laugh at him.

[Skulhedface]

There's a way to make your own butt-plug.

All it costs is a bottle of anti-diarrheal medicine. In liberal doses.